I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Hopefully his noodle stayed al dente until the sauce was ready...
And she ended up covered on Alfredo's Sauce
If the moon hits your brown eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!
Go fuck your mother.
you should know you're my favorite troll. I give you a thumbs up every time.
Sexy AND delicious. Just hope the zombies don't start immediately after your seasoning.
So, "rosemary bush" was redundant...
Oh my god, I don't mean to be picky, but the way this sentence reads is just irritating.
Not-so virgin Mary?