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  • 78 45
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 25, 12 at 5:29pm

    Hopefully his noodle stayed al dente until the sauce was ready...

  • 68 36
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 25, 12 at 4:49pm

    If the moon hits your brown eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Oct 25, 12 at 4:09pm

    Eighty Eight

    • 38 45
      Submitted by BDVille on Oct 25, 12 at 5:06pm

      Go fuck your mother.

    • 37 36
      Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 25, 12 at 10:46pm

      you should know you're my favorite troll. I give you a thumbs up every time.

  • 51 29
    Submitted by thirrteen on Oct 26, 12 at 8:50am

    And she ended up covered on Alfredo's Sauce

  • 52 32
    Submitted by WesPip on Oct 25, 12 at 4:27pm

    Sexy AND delicious. Just hope the zombies don't start immediately after your seasoning.

  • 46 33
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 27, 12 at 8:56pm

    Oh my god, I don't mean to be picky, but the way this sentence reads is just irritating.

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Mactastic on Oct 26, 12 at 1:15am

    So, "rosemary bush" was redundant...

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 29, 12 at 12:11am

    Not-so virgin Mary?