Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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wasn't appropriate at my moms 75th birthday, not going to be appropriate at my wedding either
great gift, now just throw in some grey goose an we'll be best friends forever lol
Yes, condoms. Not all married people want kids.
I want a pile of chopped wood too.
What the point of getting your friend all that kinky shit if they already know about it idiot
Condoms? For a wedding gift?