If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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A tune on the meat flute?
If you have to call it kinky, it isn't.
Ooooo...someone read "50 Shades" and thinks they're a BDSM expert.
If you can text while it's being done to you it's not that kinky
Aren't anthems usually played BEFORE the event?
Which one? "Master and Servant" or "Strangelove" by Depeche Mode? "Hurts So Good" by John Cougar Mellencamp? "When the Whip Comes Down" by The Rolling Stones? "S&M" by Rihanna? "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground? Just about anything by Lords of Acid, Genitorturers, or Nine Inch Nails?
Now if it's done on a soccer field you can yell O LAY!