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  • 94 69
    Submitted by sleete on Aug 4, 12 at 2:27pm

    Doesn't matter, had sex.

  • 71 52
    Submitted by SoTex on Aug 5, 12 at 1:36am

    Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Sixty-nine a porcupine. An orgy at the zoo!

  • 73 56
    Submitted by paynis on Aug 4, 12 at 3:29pm

    Still counts.

  • 58 36
    Submitted by Can_Be_Logic on Aug 5, 12 at 3:20am

    GA_Peach I'm not trying to be mean but depending on the river that's not always the case, some rivers are very clean we even get drinking water from them well some water is purified but point is some rivers are clean and the water is drinkable I mean them proceeding into sexual intercourse may contaminate the water but otherwise it can be a clean river

    • 37 56
      Submitted by Madcritter on Aug 5, 12 at 4:06am

      I ain't drinking that water anymore...

    • 42 57
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 6, 12 at 1:31am

      I know but most aren't and even perfect ph, purified water forced into a uterus can be very very bad. Shower sex, ok. Fully submerged sex, no. But to each their own.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 4, 12 at 2:37pm

    Quacked up!

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Dante on Aug 4, 12 at 9:30pm

    Those duck bastards....

  • 51 45
    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Aug 5, 12 at 12:12am

    Weird. Normally when you have sex, she comes... not ducks

    • 42 54
      Submitted by Cocaineranger on Aug 5, 12 at 12:11pm

      must not be doing it right..

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Can_Be_Logic on Aug 6, 12 at 2:51am

    @GA_peach valid point glad we agree on something

    • 43 54
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 7, 12 at 6:41am

      So did we agree on the river thing or the shower sex thing? lol

  • 55 63
    Submitted by mumfackler on Aug 4, 12 at 11:15pm

    Fuck a duck

  • 56 68
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Aug 4, 12 at 7:08pm

    Oh, sex in a river, I haven't done that one. I'll have to add it to my list.

    • 34 59
      Submitted by lakersfankb81 on Aug 4, 12 at 9:13pm

      what about drunk sex?

    • 38 55
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 5, 12 at 2:56am

      It sounds unbelievably unsanitary. Sex in water = uterus death gross

      • 41 48
        Submitted by puffandorstuff on Aug 5, 12 at 11:53am

        that sounds like a heavy metal band- mega uterus death growth

  • 53 63
    Submitted by kassy_jo on Aug 4, 12 at 4:08pm

    Did anyone else read this as "..then we were assaulted by dicks"? Haha

  • 28 38
    Submitted by ashkenailo on Aug 21, 12 at 2:45pm

    Damn cockblocks!

  • 32 72
    Submitted by demolitionpuppy on Aug 9, 12 at 5:08am

    I can see your quack!!!...