Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Doesn't matter, had sex.
Those duck bastards....
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Sixty-nine a porcupine. An orgy at the zoo!
GA_Peach I'm not trying to be mean but depending on the river that's not always the case, some rivers are very clean we even get drinking water from them well some water is purified but point is some rivers are clean and the water is drinkable I mean them proceeding into sexual intercourse may contaminate the water but otherwise it can be a clean river
I ain't drinking that water anymore...
I know but most aren't and even perfect ph, purified water forced into a uterus can be very very bad. Shower sex, ok. Fully submerged sex, no. But to each their own.
@GA_peach valid point glad we agree on something
So did we agree on the river thing or the shower sex thing? lol
Oh, sex in a river, I haven't done that one. I'll have to add it to my list.
what about drunk sex?
It sounds unbelievably unsanitary. Sex in water = uterus death gross
that sounds like a heavy metal band- mega uterus death growth
Weird. Normally when you have sex, she comes... not ducks
must not be doing it right..
Did anyone else read this as "..then we were assaulted by dicks"? Haha
Fuck a duck
I can see your quack!!!...