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  • Oh wow. That's actually not funny at all. I hope you weren't driving.

    Submitted by OllieFranks on Aug 18, 13 at 3:22pm
  • jeez...I know my cock is big, but I didn't think it would shatter your jaw

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Aug 19, 13 at 9:47pm
  • shit five. I'm phucked up too.

    Submitted by dilla on Aug 18, 13 at 3:12pm
  • you phucked up ass hat.four syllables complete answer.

    Submitted by dilla on Aug 18, 13 at 3:10pm
  • So like all good stories it begins like this:\n\nNo shit, there I was...

    Submitted by thirrteen on Aug 18, 13 at 5:29pm
  • You were talking, when you should have been listening. That's what happened.

    Submitted by AngrySailor on Aug 18, 13 at 6:25pm
  • All I remember was you saying, "Hey y'all! Look at this..."

    Submitted by JuggsaPoppin on Aug 19, 13 at 6:49am
  • "You and what army?"

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 19, 13 at 2:39am
  • I don't know what happened, but it's a fair bet the you uttered the phrase "Hold my beer" before you did whatever you did to bust your jaw.\n\nNothing good ever happens after "Hold my beer." Also, don't fuck with the 151.

    Submitted by Moon_Dew on Mar 5, 18 at 4:17am