Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Oh wow. That's actually not funny at all. I hope you weren't driving.
jeez...I know my cock is big, but I didn't think it would shatter your jaw
shit five. I'm phucked up too.
you phucked up ass hat.four syllables complete answer.
So like all good stories it begins like this:\n\nNo shit, there I was...
You were talking, when you should have been listening. That's what happened.
All I remember was you saying, "Hey y'all! Look at this..."
"You and what army?"