Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Oh wow. That's actually not funny at all. I hope you weren't driving.
jeez...I know my cock is big, but I didn't think it would shatter your jaw
shit five. I'm phucked up too.
you phucked up ass hat.four syllables complete answer.
You were talking, when you should have been listening. That's what happened.
So like all good stories it begins like this:\n\nNo shit, there I was...
All I remember was you saying, "Hey y'all! Look at this..."
"You and what army?"