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  This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.

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• Wow gostrong. You don't have to be a dick

  Submitted by dynasty55 on Dec 29, 11 at 10:54am

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  • Noschlong

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 29, 11 at 11:46am

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• Um... Omg a diglet went from numbers to random ass words\nI have a feelin it's a 12 year old troll...

  Submitted by Dr_Rod on Dec 29, 11 at 1:15pm

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• have you tried just going into the sun...its warm and nice and won't make you oompa loompa orange

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 29, 11 at 1:07pm

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  • Its cold and wet and possibly snowing where +44 is.

    Submitted by sleete on Jan 2, 12 at 2:43pm

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• This text is so much better when read in an English accent.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 29, 11 at 1:41pm

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• Snookie...shut up. You're annoying. Go back to Jersey and get back under the rock you came from.

  Submitted by soccer360 on Dec 29, 11 at 11:33am

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• FACETIOUS!

  Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 29, 11 at 12:00pm

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• Sadly, I've been there...

  Submitted by starlitfires on Dec 29, 11 at 1:22pm

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