I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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College town cops. Literally nothing to do besides bust up parties and stoners smoking weed at the parks.
Who are the cops that are around and have the time to write people tickets who piss in public? Like c'mon, don't you pigs have better shit to be doing? Like catching real criminals and not just stupid retards who can't find a bathroom??