we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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As long as the kids weren't there at the time, and you clean up afterwards, I'm entirely fine with this.
It sounds like the beginning of a Porno...Bang, Chicka, Bang Bang....
707 what i live in the 707 what the hell better not be my kids desk
There's quite a few Soviet Russia jokes these days... But yeah, anyways, what was the teacher doing in his classroom in the night time? Parent-Teacher conferences? If that's the case, then the parent is puttin' in work for her kid!
He probs teaches first grade or somethin'! Fukin child molester!
No shit 11:20
Go 925!!! Hope you wipe up the juice Monday moring!
Wait....Was it During Parent / Teacher Conference? Nice!
Be proud. Videotape it and show it to all of the parents
Thats the best day ever
i beg to differ. this is a fake one
Do Russian girls have big penises?
In Soviet Russia, first grade desks massively shame students into deciding to WTF on you!
One of my favorites.
Laughing my ass off
Leave the love stains on the desk and tell the kids it's paste ;)
And then realize that you picked the desk of the one kid in the class who likes to eat paste.
Dont worry 11:50 your kids safe... In my basement... In Soviet Russia
- Soviet Russian
He didn't hook up with a student.....
Oh Dear God, she teaches in the MDUSD community. I think?
sadly she does....can't say it surprises me this isnt the first teacher thats had sex in the classroom and gotten away with it...damn unions
I would have thought it was a guy just cause 707 said "dude"...
Dude, I always knew there was something fucked up about the San Ramon school district.
In Soviet Russia first grade students hook up on you
Lol wtf i live in the 925
Sonoma County and your teacher friend, thank you. XD
925 is also Dublin, 707 is Vallejo, and north to the Oregon border!
Good for you
New thing added to my list o things to do before I die :O
First graders aren't even old enough to know what a chode is
I yelled fucking take it bitch when I blew my load into your moms pussy... In soviet Russia
In soviet russia desk hooks up on u
10:53 ur a fukin Idiot
Wow Fallon, or the new school in the hills
oOo ur nasty lol
In soviet Russia, first grade teaches you
- Soviet Russian
2:19 is awesome
So glad my daughter is in 4th!!
If teachers are willing to get frisky on 1st grader desks, then they'll have orgies on 4th grader desks
lol i love how everyone assumes the 925 in this text is a guy...that was me. i'm a girl. thaaanks guys
With a student?
Damn, I'm 925 as well
In Soviet Russia, I yelled "FUCK RUSSIA" before blowing up a nuke. It was because of the dumb Russia jokes going around.