we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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As long as the kids weren't there at the time, and you clean up afterwards, I'm entirely fine with this.
It sounds like the beginning of a Porno...Bang, Chicka, Bang Bang....
707 what i live in the 707 what the hell better not be my kids desk
There's quite a few Soviet Russia jokes these days... But yeah, anyways, what was the teacher doing in his classroom in the night time? Parent-Teacher conferences? If that's the case, then the parent is puttin' in work for her kid!
He probs teaches first grade or somethin'! Fukin child molester!
Wait....Was it During Parent / Teacher Conference? Nice!
No shit 11:20
Be proud. Videotape it and show it to all of the parents
Go 925!!! Hope you wipe up the juice Monday moring!
i beg to differ. this is a fake one
One of my favorites.
In Soviet Russia, first grade desks massively shame students into deciding to WTF on you!
Do Russian girls have big penises?
Thats the best day ever
Oh Dear God, she teaches in the MDUSD community. I think?
sadly she does....can't say it surprises me this isnt the first teacher thats had sex in the classroom and gotten away with it...damn unions
Laughing my ass off
Dont worry 11:50 your kids safe... In my basement... In Soviet Russia
- Soviet Russian
In Soviet Russia first grade students hook up on you
He didn't hook up with a student.....
Leave the love stains on the desk and tell the kids it's paste ;)
And then realize that you picked the desk of the one kid in the class who likes to eat paste.
Sonoma County and your teacher friend, thank you. XD
I would have thought it was a guy just cause 707 said "dude"...
Dude, I always knew there was something fucked up about the San Ramon school district.
Good for you
New thing added to my list o things to do before I die :O
925 is also Dublin, 707 is Vallejo, and north to the Oregon border!
First graders aren't even old enough to know what a chode is
Lol wtf i live in the 925
In soviet russia desk hooks up on u
I yelled fucking take it bitch when I blew my load into your moms pussy... In soviet Russia
oOo ur nasty lol
In soviet Russia, first grade teaches you
- Soviet Russian
10:53 ur a fukin Idiot
Wow Fallon, or the new school in the hills
2:19 is awesome
So glad my daughter is in 4th!!
If teachers are willing to get frisky on 1st grader desks, then they'll have orgies on 4th grader desks
lol i love how everyone assumes the 925 in this text is a guy...that was me. i'm a girl. thaaanks guys
With a student?
Damn, I'm 925 as well
In Soviet Russia, I yelled "FUCK RUSSIA" before blowing up a nuke. It was because of the dumb Russia jokes going around.