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  • 90 55
    Submitted by taterslc on Jul 28, 12 at 6:57pm

    Scary if a girl can't get laid

  • 80 59
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Jul 28, 12 at 5:52pm

    It's probably just stuck together. Just shake the old gal out and she should be just like new!

  • 75 63
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 28, 12 at 10:26pm

    make sure when you use it for the first time you warn the poor guy. they can be like Chinese finger traps after extended periods of non-use

  • 67 50
    Submitted by weatherford on Jul 28, 12 at 5:29pm

    Stretch that bitch out

  • 67 65
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 28, 12 at 6:21pm

    Sounds like opening that snatch would be a lot like trying to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jul 29, 12 at 12:25pm

    sounds like you're winning to me.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 29, 12 at 12:29am

    "We are the catholic church.. We can do *anything*."

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Deadwhale on Jul 29, 12 at 12:27pm

    Cobwebs.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jul 29, 12 at 12:37pm

    Must be a fatty.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jul 28, 12 at 4:18pm

    Long amount of time?

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Madcritter on Jul 28, 12 at 4:17pm

    Is it true if you do not it, you lose it?

    • 51 48
      Submitted by Madcritter on Jul 28, 12 at 4:18pm

      Craaaaaap quote fail.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 28, 12 at 10:47pm

    No, your hymen *won't* actually grow back if you refrain from sex. There's no such thing as "born-again virginity".