You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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And she had such high hopes for her boy....
She's crying because it's black
"I don't care who you are; that's funny right there." --Larry the Cable Guy
All my mom said was "oh my God that's so much bigger than mine!" I almost died...laughing.
Mom need to gets over it. It is not like she found a positive pregnancy test.
Finding your daughter's vibrator is no reason to break down crying. Jeez! Mom needs to get a grip. Probably on her own vibrator.
Right, because sex is bad. This person's mom needs to grow up.
get over it mom..everybody has needs. at least you didn't find the full leather s&m outfit *whispers: don't look in the attic*
It wasn't big enough and she thought she raised you better
Need better hiding places. SMH
She is really a he
Could be worse. My dad found mine. > >
Now she has to find another present for your birthday!
I don't understand the problem... Would mom feel better of the daughter comes home with baby, like those dumbasses on Teen Mom?
It's the same one your dad uses.
pretty sure this is talking about a guy.
sex IS bad and anyone who does it is going to hell
yay, we're all going to hell!