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  • Submitted by porksword on Feb 9, 12 at 11:18am

    And she had such high hopes for her boy....

  • Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Feb 9, 12 at 11:25am

    She's crying because it's black

    • Submitted by ck24 on Feb 9, 12 at 4:32pm


    • Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 10:49pm

      "I don't care who you are; that's funny right there." --Larry the Cable Guy

  • Submitted by kaelove13 on Feb 9, 12 at 12:55pm

    All my mom said was "oh my God that's so much bigger than mine!" I almost died...laughing.

  • Submitted by Ritard on Feb 9, 12 at 11:10am

    Mom need to gets over it. It is not like she found a positive pregnancy test.

  • Submitted by Zaph17 on Feb 9, 12 at 5:38pm

    Finding your daughter's vibrator is no reason to break down crying. Jeez! Mom needs to get a grip. Probably on her own vibrator.

  • Submitted by jltc on Feb 9, 12 at 4:35pm

    Right, because sex is bad. This person's mom needs to grow up.

  • Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 9, 12 at 11:50am

    get over it mom..everybody has needs. at least you didn't find the full leather s&m outfit *whispers: don't look in the attic*

  • Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Feb 9, 12 at 2:19pm

    It wasn't big enough and she thought she raised you better

  • Submitted by karenina on Feb 9, 12 at 11:05am

    Need better hiding places. SMH

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Feb 10, 12 at 10:24am

    Could be worse. My dad found mine. > >

  • Submitted by jezzer on Feb 16, 12 at 1:25am

    She is really a he

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 10, 12 at 7:06pm

    Now she has to find another present for your birthday!

  • Submitted by 219rob on Feb 9, 12 at 2:28pm

    GloriousBlue49: Hilarious

  • Submitted by hogfish on Oct 17, 12 at 2:01pm

    It's the same one your dad uses.

  • Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 10, 12 at 3:04am

    I don't understand the problem... Would mom feel better of the daughter comes home with baby, like those dumbasses on Teen Mom?

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    Submitted by eeyorestarr23 on Feb 27, 12 at 9:38pm

    pretty sure this is talking about a guy.

  • Submitted by NickelbackSux8D on Feb 9, 12 at 4:44pm

    sex IS bad and anyone who does it is going to hell

    • Submitted by Wicked7even on Feb 9, 12 at 11:10pm

      yay, we're all going to hell!