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  • Submitted by poop12 on May 16, 10 at 1:43pm

    wtf that's not funny

  • Submitted by tess42 on May 16, 10 at 1:34pm

    wtf thats horrible

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 16, 10 at 5:23pm

    OMFG...hope both your test results come back negative. @TowerCrane, I think you need your tinfoil hat adjusted.

  • Submitted by frankiev on May 16, 10 at 1:36pm

    Omg wtf

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 16, 10 at 1:52pm

    That's not funny... Maybe if it were some other STD but WTF this is horrible.

  • Submitted by Eclipsed8186 on May 16, 10 at 1:45pm

    AHAHAHAHA. Been there before.... Dodged a 50 cal bullet on that one!!!

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    Submitted by shawty101 on May 16, 10 at 2:05pm

    Leave Tom Hanks out of this.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 16, 10 at 10:50pm

    7:50-- why are we still in afghan?

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    Submitted by anon_y_mas on May 17, 10 at 2:38pm

    This is why you shouldn't share needles

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    Submitted by fitbounce30 on May 17, 10 at 12:40am

    I just want to know if Allen thinks this text is funny.

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 16, 10 at 2:06pm

    This is a serious matter.

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    Submitted by thenewstyle on May 16, 10 at 9:44pm

    Hooray for positive partners!

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    Submitted by blahalb on May 16, 10 at 1:53pm

    i love how everyone is bitching and moaning about this. i thought it was funny.

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 16, 10 at 2:04pm

    When they makes this into a movie, I'll be sure Tom Hanks plays one of you.

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    Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 16, 10 at 1:50pm

    not right

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    Submitted by bitchesintheback on May 16, 10 at 4:49pm

    That's not fucking funny

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 16, 10 at 2:12pm

    TowerCrane-- what the hell are you talking about?.. \nAnd I agree, what better way to bond then a deadly STD...

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      Submitted by TowerCrane on May 16, 10 at 2:43pm

      do your research. AIDS is a huge marketing scheme by the pharmaceutical companies, as absolutely disgusting as it sounds. it's not something anybody wants to hear about but imagine if it were true and here we are, innocently believing everything they feed us. i'd rather post something outrageous and false than sit back and blindly trust the government and the pharmaceutical companies that the government is run by.

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        Submitted by RuralNinja on May 16, 10 at 8:32pm

        TowerCrane, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 7:50pm

    Ignorance is bliss. This is why the masses are so easily fooled and taken advantage of. Go on, keep believing the world is full of rainbows sunshine and butterflies. No such thing as bad people. The government has no secrets. That's right, that's right.

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    Submitted by softhands2169 on May 16, 10 at 2:36pm

    Sad that u think that's a good thing....I ask again, who the fuck is moderating these messages. Check that: to whoever let this go, GET A FUCKING PROPER UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT REALLY FUNNY!

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 16, 10 at 3:45pm

    That's terrible. And anyone who things that AIDS is a government conspiracy or that HIV can be cured needs to get back in touch with reality.

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      Submitted by TowerCrane on May 16, 10 at 5:25pm

      right. look at who's publishing all of the papers on AIDS, look at where most of the government's money is coming from and start piecing things together. the idea that the government is untrustworthy may come as a shock to those who'd like to believe that people are good, but in this world it's every man for himself and money and power will override peace and love, regardless of how much you'd like to convince yourself that you're being taken care of by the higher-ups.

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    Submitted by true_blue on May 17, 10 at 7:18am

    So not cricket.

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 16, 10 at 5:05pm

    The medical industry does not make money by curing only by keeping you sick enough to keep coming back.

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 11:53pm

    WTf? not sure this was meant to be funny, more just like WTF kinda text.. whoa. well misery loves company I guess(idk)

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    Submitted by mistercs1 on May 16, 10 at 4:40pm

    That's fuckin nasty...

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    Submitted by inlalaland on Apr 1, 11 at 11:08pm

    oh wah wah everyone. it's fucking funny and it's the persons fault for not getting tested.

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    Submitted by fightinpossum73 on Dec 21, 10 at 8:16am

    Disagree. That's pretty hilarious. Unless you have AIDS but if that's the case well that's your fault. Inspect your shit.

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    Submitted by ifweevermeet on May 16, 10 at 10:14pm

    AHAH nice

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    Submitted by cool on May 16, 10 at 5:24pm

    Tower crane your an idiot HIV is incurrable.

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    Submitted by wreckem881 on May 16, 10 at 11:56pm

    That's prolly the most humor you could muster given that information ..

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    Submitted by bamboobanga on May 16, 10 at 3:36pm

    none of that

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    Submitted by specialfriedrice on May 20, 10 at 11:25pm

    Woah.

  • Submitted by TowerCrane on May 16, 10 at 2:00pm

    AIDS is a syndrome caused by the powerful drug cocktails. HIV can be cured.

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      Submitted by WRXRated on May 17, 10 at 5:01pm

      HIV cannot yet be cured as there is no way of killing the virus off completely with any known drug cocktail.... YET.\n\nWhat happens with HIV is that your immune system gets systematically destroyed and thus can't fight off other infections to the point that a common cold could end your life! This is what AIDS is. \n\nWear a motherfucking condom, don't share needles and use plenty of lube when ass fucking to prevent condom breakage.

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    Submitted by Armygirl21 on May 16, 10 at 8:56pm

    Hahaha favorite!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 5:03pm

    I hope you both die.

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    Submitted by BSmith4832 on May 16, 10 at 3:17pm

    First I was like OMFG - horrible. Then I was like LOL.

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    Submitted by ToTrue on May 16, 10 at 3:44pm

    Hhaha I like it.

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    Submitted by lrbear2014 on May 16, 10 at 4:29pm

    That suckz

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    Submitted by abcdefgHI on May 19, 10 at 10:33am

    Ridiculously fucked

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    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on May 17, 10 at 12:53pm

    Nothing says friendship like finding out one gave it to the other... Good luck there

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 16, 10 at 5:36pm

    TowerCrane-- wikipedia isn't really accurate.

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 16, 10 at 10:58pm

    Are you talking about the new bros and sisters??? Actually I guess not, it came on tonight and this text was here yesterday.

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 11:56pm

    Ok why does everyone assume the OTP was referring to themselves, they could have been referring to someone else. This text could be a sarcastic WTF kind of text about someone the OTP knows. Either way that's fucked up!

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    Submitted by underagehangover on May 16, 10 at 8:46pm

    this is fucked on about 10 different levels..