First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DISLIKE
Lmao @ "Tres: thats 3 in spanish."
"First off: Second: Tres: Number 4" lmao I love it
and LOL irl @ "tres: thats three in spanish"
Three Doors Down does SUCK! I'm glad it's being proclaimed to the masses now. Good job.
aw he was drunk and still said she wasnt a bad girlfriend :)
the fuck you part is irrelevant now
i didn't think this would make it up here so i left out the reply of "why are you drunk at 4 in the afternoon?" gotta love carb fest!
Awesome. You made my day!
I like tres doors down but that was a funny ass text-lmao
I live in the 330 area code and my friend talks exactly like this.
LMAAAAAAAO! absolutely amazing!
text me- 289 242 9113
I think i might love you a little bit.
Best text on this site.
this would be the perfect text if it said, "you were a bad girlfriend"
All you "marry me" chicks are fucking pathetic. Really?!? That's all it takes??
Funny ass text though.
Are you people really so stupidly daft that you don't realize that part-1 3:33's post is sarcasm, mocking the people (s)he talks about in part-2?
I wish I was dating this guy.
Aw, don't hate on the mississippi boys.
I laugh every time I see this!
second 1:02pm- why would he be an asshole? he sounds funny/he said she wasnt a bad girlfriend...theres nothing mean, AND he was drunk.
i might possibly be in love.
That may be my favorite post of the day...I would like to give props to the guy who said that. Very original.
Holy crap I couldn't sleep after seeing this I was laughing too hard. Thank u for that!!
Tres: thats 3 in spanish
tres: thats three in spanish
lmao marry meeeee
hahhahaha tres. thats three in spanish. hahah
This fuckin bitch is hirlarious I wish I could give him more tips tho cause they ain't gettin the main fuckin thing
1443 people like 3 doors down
This is HILARIOUS!!!
I have to agree that my favorite part is "Tres: that's 3 in spanish" LMFAO!
Well someone had a good night!
This has to be my favorite submission ever.
"Tres: thats 3 in spanish"
Fuck Taylor Swift, she blows nad sucks all at once.
haha aww a nice asshole...
3:50 is an idiot.
This is the best text ever -and if it was from a movie I need to see it.
this is purely fantastic
hahahahahah amaazing, tres.
i love you.
hahahaha i wish more people were like you!
Wow I live in 330 I'm so proud of who did this. Represent
DIRTY THREE THIRTY yaaa boiiii
This could almost be me...I love speaking Spanish when I'm drunk.
bahahahaha i freaking love that txt !!
Tres: That's 3 in spanish....that is freaking fabulous
i love this guy whoever he is XD
haha tres line is GOLD!
i find it funny that so many people actually took what 3:33 said literally.
Everyone who got offended by what 3:33 said is not very smart because it was obvious sarcasm. We are aware the Lil Wayne and Toby Keith do not sound very similar.
You're a good man, whoever you are.
I'm getting this t shirt . No doubt pure epicness
there is nothing to say but LOL!!!
now all the crazy bitches feel free to call him an asshole
I don't get it, what does fuck three doors down mean?
Tres: thats three in spanish.
this sounds like a text my ex would send. epic in all sense of randomness and hilarium.
Really?!? None of you clowns have heard this before?!? It's not original, it's from a B movie that I actually own. I can't remember the name though. I'll try to find it to give you the name of it, hold on.
true 3 doors down sucks
ahahahahah this made my life
This guy must be in my life immediately.
But in all seriousness, fuck Three Doors Down. They suck.
atleast he threw #2 in there.
This is definitely my favorite. Ever.
great, great night.
This is amazing. Hahaha.
OMFG B....I'm glad every one thinks a guy said that! I love you!
She is the ballinest chick you'll ever meet. And yes there is something wrong with N.E. Ohio
LMFAO HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS FOR SOME REASON
That might be the best text message I've ever read on here. bravo sir
This is ridiculously on point.
I just laughed so hard it gave me a boner holy shittt!!!!!!
i had no idea tres was 3 in spanish. thanks! hahaha
I have to say, this is definitely the best one so far.
2:58 and 3:25 let's start our own club! The only haters allowed are ones that hate the same things we do... Especially Nickelback.
You sir, are a fool
Well i do agree...fuck three doors down
also my favorite today. great text. wish i'd sent that!
EPIC WIN!!! I just laughed so hard I almost pissed myself hahaha
LOL! TRES: thats 3 in spanish
hey i thought this was funny especially the tres... txt me 918 839 2162
Hahaha best one I read in awhile
actually i am kind of an asshole. that was her pet name for me when we were dating. are we allowed to post our full numbers on here?
Oh my god....... Hahahaha James and Avery.......
Ass hole... 3 doors down is an awesome Christian band
lmao! fuck 3 doors down!
Lmfao best fucking post ever! I think I just peed, too drunk to know for sure...
3 doors down sucks soo much!!!!
this is a fabulous text on so many levels. first off: it's brilliant. second: i love the progression of the numbers. tres: "tres: that's 3 in spanish" is just wonderful.
i really wanna know this guy.
3:33 is a douche, in no way does bob dylan sound like nickelback. you are on crack. good post though.
hahaha I love the "2) you weren't a bad girlfriend"
i had that boyfriend once.
i love how everyone freaks out about what bands suck and whatnot. they're famous enough to be talked about. we all know who they are. hey what do you guys do for a living?
you sound hot!! I like the way your font looks = P
D  V D
Has anyone ever heard of love at first text? I want to date this guy. xxBrooke
Oh, Northeast Ohio.... something is wrong with you
the funniest fucking thing ever.
that's the funniest thing i've read all day haha
Funniest tfln ever!!
bout damn time someone says it
Best part: tres, that's three in spanish
hi freakin larious :)
lmao! fuckin' love it.
umm 3 doors down is the fucking shit..... dumbass
thats three in spanish hahahahaha
i want to know what came before this...
i've never been jealous of anyone who has received any of these texts on here...
but i SO wish i had gotten this one
This is fucking topgun!
I'm crying this is so hilarious! Visualizing someone actually saying this in person makes me laught een harder! :D
FINALLY a good one from 330!! Yay!!
3 Doors down DOESNT suck...your ex does..met her last night :)
3 doors down can suck on my genitals
Lol. Soooooo funny
Damn, i saw this in the middle of class, burst out laughing and yelled TRUE THAT! best part is, my teacher throught i was talking about her speech!!
Dear Self Proclaimed Pimp/Asshole from Akron: got a minute? In response to your query, a simple substitution code just for you: OJOF AFSP GPVS TFWFO AFSP FJHIU TFWFO GJWF UISFF TJY -Brooke
They sing that stupid fricken KRYPTONITE song!!!
Superman was a fictional character so stop pretending beezyyy.
This is more than game, it's a passion.
the guy that said lil wayne sucks bursted into flames
fuck TRES doors down
Man, what I wouldn't give to do the guy who sent this text. I'd be one very happy girl.
so fucking hilarious. tres: thats three in spanish...lol
There are definitely some people in here who should not be allowed on textsfromlastnight unless they've taken a class on sarcasm. Honestly. All you people who are hating on 3:33 read carefully and sound it out aloud ....S-A-R-C-A-S-M.
hahahahaha i love who ever sent this
that's bad ass as fuck.
This one is getting some irl references from me in 5, 4, tres, 2....
hahaha.. what a legend
Lmfao :D awsome txt
text me funny things from now on.
Greatest text ever!!! I hope your from Massillon!
i love it i want to meet him
FInally! I good post again! This one was sooooo funny!!
Tres: that's three in spanish xDDD
& 3:33,like way up there: I twitched when
I read Lil Wayne on that list D:
I have an obsession with him :(
3:50....i'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic...
LOL, this is so funny. This made my day.
rofl!!!!!!!! i wanna meet you
hahahahah you know that girl went from being pissed to laughing hysterically without helping it. and three doors down DOES suck. smart drunk man.
no way. it's an acutal text from last night!
hahahahaha theres nothin more to say than that
fuckin brilliant, the text that is
3:33, you stupid wanker, elivis presley and lil wayne? are you on crack, they sound nothing alike, go crawl under a rock and die.
Omg why does everyone say "oh I know who this is"
you were playing kings, weren't you?
2:03 - you sent this text? marry me.
All time fave
I cried reading this shit.
Wait this isn't even funny ................. Its stupid.
fuck you 3 doors down is awesome lol
This is the most awesome story I've ever heard in my life, bro... and I've heard some awesome stories...
hahaha\nfunniest shit ever
haha loves the text but didnt realize 3 doors down was even remotely mentionable anymore lol
Jesus dude I can't stop laughing!!!
Kryptonite just started on my music player the second I read this.
To 3:33: TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. Screw you for saying that. She's such a talented, beautiful girl. Btw, not really sure why you think all those bands sound the same. Lil wayne and the jackson 5? Last time I checked they were very different...
nothin wrong with northeast Ohio we just blunt and speak our minds more so when we drunk ha ha.... this was awesome though as a fellow 330 luv it
How the hell are area codes three digits long?
funniest shit ever.
I love it. This has been the only post in a while to actually make me laugh. "Tres: thats 3 in spanish" hahahah I love drunk people.
Lmfao.. Sounds good to me..
first off: im in love. second: you are an amazing person. tres: thats 3 in spanish. number 4: fuck waiting. were getting married tomorrow.
It's a band
Funniest text ever. Win times infinity
i want to marry thean who sent this
This is by far the funniest text on this site
We should be friends...along with all these people who also hate nickelback and three doors down
lmao. best one ever!
<><><>Hahaha love the third one!<><><>
By far the best text I've read on here. I died of laughter.
AHAHAHAHA that's great
I love this person.
I seriously lol'ed. Best text ever.
I love 3 doors down :(
tres: that's very in french
amen to 2:58...especially fucking nickelback.
Were pretty damn good at gettin drunk but this text Is fuckin Unbeatble
at least he was nice and told her she wasnt a bad gf haha
Hahahah ! I love my life now <333
favorite of all time.
hahah this is actually the funniest one yet! thank god someone has an actual legit original one
My favorite by far.
hahaha good lord that made me laugh.
Fucking hilarious!!!! This is something I would say to my ex gf.
I'm pretty sure I know this guy. lol
my new favorite too hahahhahahahhah
i wanna party with you. ha
I love you
So, what movie is this from?
This guy is the !!!!
Every time I see the '330' pop up I wonder if it's one of my idiot friends.
Also, this is, indeed, fucking win.
Waaaa!!!!! I hate 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Toby Keith, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Louie Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, The Jackson 5, and Bob Dylan...they all sound the same!!! Anyone who listens to them should just die!!!
People need to get a life. Just because this text happens to mention one band doesn't mean you have to go on tirades for all other bands you don't like! It's not even the funny part of the text!
Hahahaha! Amen! Fuck 3 Doors Down!
This fellow is absolutely adorable. Very unique thought process; even while drunk.