First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DISLIKE
Lmao @ "Tres: thats 3 in spanish."
"First off: Second: Tres: Number 4" lmao I love it
and LOL irl @ "tres: thats three in spanish"
Three Doors Down does SUCK! I'm glad it's being proclaimed to the masses now. Good job.
aw he was drunk and still said she wasnt a bad girlfriend :)
the fuck you part is irrelevant now
i didn't think this would make it up here so i left out the reply of "why are you drunk at 4 in the afternoon?" gotta love carb fest!
I like tres doors down but that was a funny ass text-lmao
Awesome. You made my day!
I live in the 330 area code and my friend talks exactly like this.
LMAAAAAAAO! absolutely amazing!
text me- 289 242 9113
I think i might love you a little bit.
Are you people really so stupidly daft that you don't realize that part-1 3:33's post is sarcasm, mocking the people (s)he talks about in part-2?
this would be the perfect text if it said, "you were a bad girlfriend"
All you "marry me" chicks are fucking pathetic. Really?!? That's all it takes??
Funny ass text though.
I wish I was dating this guy.
Aw, don't hate on the mississippi boys.
i might possibly be in love.
second 1:02pm- why would he be an asshole? he sounds funny/he said she wasnt a bad girlfriend...theres nothing mean, AND he was drunk.
That may be my favorite post of the day...I would like to give props to the guy who said that. Very original.
Best text on this site.
Tres: thats 3 in spanish
tres: thats three in spanish
lmao marry meeeee
I laugh every time I see this!
This fuckin bitch is hirlarious I wish I could give him more tips tho cause they ain't gettin the main fuckin thing
Holy crap I couldn't sleep after seeing this I was laughing too hard. Thank u for that!!
hahhahaha tres. thats three in spanish. hahah
1443 people like 3 doors down
This is HILARIOUS!!!
I have to agree that my favorite part is "Tres: that's 3 in spanish" LMFAO!
haha aww a nice asshole...
Fuck Taylor Swift, she blows nad sucks all at once.
3:50 is an idiot.
This is the best text ever -and if it was from a movie I need to see it.
DIRTY THREE THIRTY yaaa boiiii
This could almost be me...I love speaking Spanish when I'm drunk.
this is purely fantastic
hahahahahah amaazing, tres.
i love you.
Well someone had a good night!
i find it funny that so many people actually took what 3:33 said literally.
Everyone who got offended by what 3:33 said is not very smart because it was obvious sarcasm. We are aware the Lil Wayne and Toby Keith do not sound very similar.
You're a good man, whoever you are.
Wow I live in 330 I'm so proud of who did this. Represent
This has to be my favorite submission ever.
"Tres: thats 3 in spanish"
there is nothing to say but LOL!!!
now all the crazy bitches feel free to call him an asshole
this sounds like a text my ex would send. epic in all sense of randomness and hilarium.
But in all seriousness, fuck Three Doors Down. They suck.
bahahahaha i freaking love that txt !!
Tres: That's 3 in spanish....that is freaking fabulous
i love this guy whoever he is XD
great, great night.
I'm getting this t shirt . No doubt pure epicness
I don't get it, what does fuck three doors down mean?
Tres: thats three in spanish.
This is definitely my favorite. Ever.
2:58 and 3:25 let's start our own club! The only haters allowed are ones that hate the same things we do... Especially Nickelback.
hahahaha i wish more people were like you!
true 3 doors down sucks
haha tres line is GOLD!
I just laughed so hard it gave me a boner holy shittt!!!!!!
atleast he threw #2 in there.
hey i thought this was funny especially the tres... txt me 918 839 2162
also my favorite today. great text. wish i'd sent that!
This guy must be in my life immediately.
This is ridiculously on point.
EPIC WIN!!! I just laughed so hard I almost pissed myself hahaha
LMFAO HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS FOR SOME REASON
You sir, are a fool
That might be the best text message I've ever read on here. bravo sir
actually i am kind of an asshole. that was her pet name for me when we were dating. are we allowed to post our full numbers on here?
This is amazing. Hahaha.
ahahahahah this made my life
LOL! TRES: thats 3 in spanish
Really?!? None of you clowns have heard this before?!? It's not original, it's from a B movie that I actually own. I can't remember the name though. I'll try to find it to give you the name of it, hold on.
OMFG B....I'm glad every one thinks a guy said that! I love you!
She is the ballinest chick you'll ever meet. And yes there is something wrong with N.E. Ohio
Well i do agree...fuck three doors down
lmao! fuck 3 doors down!
Ass hole... 3 doors down is an awesome Christian band
that's the funniest thing i've read all day haha
i had no idea tres was 3 in spanish. thanks! hahaha
Has anyone ever heard of love at first text? I want to date this guy. xxBrooke
you sound hot!! I like the way your font looks = P
D  V D
3 doors down sucks soo much!!!!
Best part: tres, that's three in spanish
Hahaha best one I read in awhile
Lmfao best fucking post ever! I think I just peed, too drunk to know for sure...
3:33 is a douche, in no way does bob dylan sound like nickelback. you are on crack. good post though.
I have to say, this is definitely the best one so far.
i love how everyone freaks out about what bands suck and whatnot. they're famous enough to be talked about. we all know who they are. hey what do you guys do for a living?
the funniest fucking thing ever.
hahaha I love the "2) you weren't a bad girlfriend"
thats three in spanish hahahahaha
lmao! fuckin' love it.
Oh, Northeast Ohio.... something is wrong with you
i had that boyfriend once.
i want to know what came before this...
Funniest tfln ever!!
i've never been jealous of anyone who has received any of these texts on here...
but i SO wish i had gotten this one
FINALLY a good one from 330!! Yay!!
3 Doors down DOESNT suck...your ex does..met her last night :)
I'm crying this is so hilarious! Visualizing someone actually saying this in person makes me laught een harder! :D
Dear Self Proclaimed Pimp/Asshole from Akron: got a minute? In response to your query, a simple substitution code just for you: OJOF AFSP GPVS TFWFO AFSP FJHIU TFWFO GJWF UISFF TJY -Brooke
This is more than game, it's a passion.
this is a fabulous text on so many levels. first off: it's brilliant. second: i love the progression of the numbers. tres: "tres: that's 3 in spanish" is just wonderful.
i really wanna know this guy.
3 doors down can suck on my genitals
Lol. Soooooo funny
bout damn time someone says it
hi freakin larious :)
Damn, i saw this in the middle of class, burst out laughing and yelled TRUE THAT! best part is, my teacher throught i was talking about her speech!!
This is fucking topgun!
fuck TRES doors down
so fucking hilarious. tres: thats three in spanish...lol
They sing that stupid fricken KRYPTONITE song!!!
Superman was a fictional character so stop pretending beezyyy.
umm 3 doors down is the fucking shit..... dumbass
that's bad ass as fuck.
Lmfao :D awsome txt
hahaha.. what a legend
the guy that said lil wayne sucks bursted into flames
Greatest text ever!!! I hope your from Massillon!
hahahahaha theres nothin more to say than that
LOL, this is so funny. This made my day.
Oh my god....... Hahahaha James and Avery.......
you were playing kings, weren't you?
no way. it's an acutal text from last night!
This one is getting some irl references from me in 5, 4, tres, 2....
hahahahaha i love who ever sent this
There are definitely some people in here who should not be allowed on textsfromlastnight unless they've taken a class on sarcasm. Honestly. All you people who are hating on 3:33 read carefully and sound it out aloud ....S-A-R-C-A-S-M.
FInally! I good post again! This one was sooooo funny!!
rofl!!!!!!!! i wanna meet you
text me funny things from now on.
i love it i want to meet him
Jesus dude I can't stop laughing!!!
2:03 - you sent this text? marry me.
Omg why does everyone say "oh I know who this is"
Wait this isn't even funny ................. Its stupid.
fuckin brilliant, the text that is
This is the most awesome story I've ever heard in my life, bro... and I've heard some awesome stories...
All time fave
Man, what I wouldn't give to do the guy who sent this text. I'd be one very happy girl.
3:33, you stupid wanker, elivis presley and lil wayne? are you on crack, they sound nothing alike, go crawl under a rock and die.
3:50....i'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic...
hahaha\nfunniest shit ever
I cried reading this shit.
Tres: that's three in spanish xDDD
& 3:33,like way up there: I twitched when
I read Lil Wayne on that list D:
I have an obsession with him :(
fuck you 3 doors down is awesome lol
nothin wrong with northeast Ohio we just blunt and speak our minds more so when we drunk ha ha.... this was awesome though as a fellow 330 luv it
Kryptonite just started on my music player the second I read this.
haha loves the text but didnt realize 3 doors down was even remotely mentionable anymore lol
To 3:33: TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. Screw you for saying that. She's such a talented, beautiful girl. Btw, not really sure why you think all those bands sound the same. Lil wayne and the jackson 5? Last time I checked they were very different...
How the hell are area codes three digits long?
It's a band
hahahahah you know that girl went from being pissed to laughing hysterically without helping it. and three doors down DOES suck. smart drunk man.
funniest shit ever.
I love it. This has been the only post in a while to actually make me laugh. "Tres: thats 3 in spanish" hahahah I love drunk people.
Funniest text ever. Win times infinity
Lmfao.. Sounds good to me..
This is by far the funniest text on this site
AHAHAHAHA that's great
I seriously lol'ed. Best text ever.
i want to marry thean who sent this
<><><>Hahaha love the third one!<><><>
lmao. best one ever!
I love 3 doors down :(
first off: im in love. second: you are an amazing person. tres: thats 3 in spanish. number 4: fuck waiting. were getting married tomorrow.
We should be friends...along with all these people who also hate nickelback and three doors down
Were pretty damn good at gettin drunk but this text Is fuckin Unbeatble
tres: that's very in french
By far the best text I've read on here. I died of laughter.
I love this person.
hahah this is actually the funniest one yet! thank god someone has an actual legit original one
My favorite by far.
favorite of all time.
at least he was nice and told her she wasnt a bad gf haha
amen to 2:58...especially fucking nickelback.
Fucking hilarious!!!! This is something I would say to my ex gf.
hahaha good lord that made me laugh.
Hahahah ! I love my life now <333
I'm pretty sure I know this guy. lol
my new favorite too hahahhahahahhah
i wanna party with you. ha
This guy is the !!!!
I love you
So, what movie is this from?
Every time I see the '330' pop up I wonder if it's one of my idiot friends.
Also, this is, indeed, fucking win.
Waaaa!!!!! I hate 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Toby Keith, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Louie Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, The Jackson 5, and Bob Dylan...they all sound the same!!! Anyone who listens to them should just die!!!
People need to get a life. Just because this text happens to mention one band doesn't mean you have to go on tirades for all other bands you don't like! It's not even the funny part of the text!
Hahahaha! Amen! Fuck 3 Doors Down!
This fellow is absolutely adorable. Very unique thought process; even while drunk.