First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DISLIKE
Lmao @ "Tres: thats 3 in spanish."
aw he was drunk and still said she wasnt a bad girlfriend :)
the fuck you part is irrelevant now
"First off: Second: Tres: Number 4" lmao I love it
and LOL irl @ "tres: thats three in spanish"
i didn't think this would make it up here so i left out the reply of "why are you drunk at 4 in the afternoon?" gotta love carb fest!
Three Doors Down does SUCK! I'm glad it's being proclaimed to the masses now. Good job.
I like tres doors down but that was a funny ass text-lmao
I live in the 330 area code and my friend talks exactly like this.
I think i might love you a little bit.
Best text on this site.
this would be the perfect text if it said, "you were a bad girlfriend"
LMAAAAAAAO! absolutely amazing!
text me- 289 242 9113
Are you people really so stupidly daft that you don't realize that part-1 3:33's post is sarcasm, mocking the people (s)he talks about in part-2?
I wish I was dating this guy.
Awesome. You made my day!
This is HILARIOUS!!!
hahhahaha tres. thats three in spanish. hahah
i might possibly be in love.
That may be my favorite post of the day...I would like to give props to the guy who said that. Very original.
Holy crap I couldn't sleep after seeing this I was laughing too hard. Thank u for that!!
All you "marry me" chicks are fucking pathetic. Really?!? That's all it takes??
Funny ass text though.
Aw, don't hate on the mississippi boys.
tres: thats three in spanish
lmao marry meeeee
Tres: thats 3 in spanish
I have to agree that my favorite part is "Tres: that's 3 in spanish" LMFAO!
3:50 is an idiot.
This is the best text ever -and if it was from a movie I need to see it.
This has to be my favorite submission ever.
"Tres: thats 3 in spanish"
DIRTY THREE THIRTY yaaa boiiii
This could almost be me...I love speaking Spanish when I'm drunk.
I laugh every time I see this!
second 1:02pm- why would he be an asshole? he sounds funny/he said she wasnt a bad girlfriend...theres nothing mean, AND he was drunk.
haha aww a nice asshole...
this is purely fantastic
hahahahahah amaazing, tres.
i love you.
Well someone had a good night!
hey i thought this was funny especially the tres... txt me 918 839 2162
haha tres line is GOLD!
1443 people like 3 doors down
Fuck Taylor Swift, she blows nad sucks all at once.
Well i do agree...fuck three doors down
This fuckin bitch is hirlarious I wish I could give him more tips tho cause they ain't gettin the main fuckin thing
lmao! fuck 3 doors down!
there is nothing to say but LOL!!!
now all the crazy bitches feel free to call him an asshole
I don't get it, what does fuck three doors down mean?
that's the funniest thing i've read all day haha
bahahahaha i freaking love that txt !!
Tres: That's 3 in spanish....that is freaking fabulous
i love this guy whoever he is XD
Really?!? None of you clowns have heard this before?!? It's not original, it's from a B movie that I actually own. I can't remember the name though. I'll try to find it to give you the name of it, hold on.
i had no idea tres was 3 in spanish. thanks! hahaha
this sounds like a text my ex would send. epic in all sense of randomness and hilarium.
actually i am kind of an asshole. that was her pet name for me when we were dating. are we allowed to post our full numbers on here?
That might be the best text message I've ever read on here. bravo sir
also my favorite today. great text. wish i'd sent that!
hahaha I love the "2) you weren't a bad girlfriend"
2:58 and 3:25 let's start our own club! The only haters allowed are ones that hate the same things we do... Especially Nickelback.
hahahaha i wish more people were like you!
3 Doors down DOESNT suck...your ex does..met her last night :)
This is ridiculously on point.
great, great night.
i find it funny that so many people actually took what 3:33 said literally.
Everyone who got offended by what 3:33 said is not very smart because it was obvious sarcasm. We are aware the Lil Wayne and Toby Keith do not sound very similar.
But in all seriousness, fuck Three Doors Down. They suck.
true 3 doors down sucks
Tres: thats three in spanish.
LMFAO HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS FOR SOME REASON
I'm getting this t shirt . No doubt pure epicness
This guy must be in my life immediately.
You're a good man, whoever you are.
i've never been jealous of anyone who has received any of these texts on here...
but i SO wish i had gotten this one
OMFG B....I'm glad every one thinks a guy said that! I love you!
She is the ballinest chick you'll ever meet. And yes there is something wrong with N.E. Ohio
Wow I live in 330 I'm so proud of who did this. Represent
ahahahahah this made my life
Hahaha best one I read in awhile
Ass hole... 3 doors down is an awesome Christian band
This is more than game, it's a passion.
atleast he threw #2 in there.
you sound hot!! I like the way your font looks = P
D  V D
I just laughed so hard it gave me a boner holy shittt!!!!!!
Damn, i saw this in the middle of class, burst out laughing and yelled TRUE THAT! best part is, my teacher throught i was talking about her speech!!
Oh, Northeast Ohio.... something is wrong with you
This is definitely my favorite. Ever.
FINALLY a good one from 330!! Yay!!
i want to know what came before this...
i love how everyone freaks out about what bands suck and whatnot. they're famous enough to be talked about. we all know who they are. hey what do you guys do for a living?
3:33 is a douche, in no way does bob dylan sound like nickelback. you are on crack. good post though.
I have to say, this is definitely the best one so far.
3 doors down sucks soo much!!!!
Best part: tres, that's three in spanish
LOL! TRES: thats 3 in spanish
the guy that said lil wayne sucks bursted into flames
lmao! fuckin' love it.
You sir, are a fool
fuck TRES doors down
Lmfao best fucking post ever! I think I just peed, too drunk to know for sure...
i love it i want to meet him
thats three in spanish hahahahaha
Has anyone ever heard of love at first text? I want to date this guy. xxBrooke
bout damn time someone says it
EPIC WIN!!! I just laughed so hard I almost pissed myself hahaha
the funniest fucking thing ever.
Funniest tfln ever!!
that's bad ass as fuck.
I'm crying this is so hilarious! Visualizing someone actually saying this in person makes me laught een harder! :D
i had that boyfriend once.
3 doors down can suck on my genitals
This is amazing. Hahaha.
This is fucking topgun!
hahaha.. what a legend
2:03 - you sent this text? marry me.
Lol. Soooooo funny
umm 3 doors down is the fucking shit..... dumbass
text me funny things from now on.
Wait this isn't even funny ................. Its stupid.
you were playing kings, weren't you?
FInally! I good post again! This one was sooooo funny!!
There are definitely some people in here who should not be allowed on textsfromlastnight unless they've taken a class on sarcasm. Honestly. All you people who are hating on 3:33 read carefully and sound it out aloud ....S-A-R-C-A-S-M.
This is the most awesome story I've ever heard in my life, bro... and I've heard some awesome stories...
so fucking hilarious. tres: thats three in spanish...lol
this is a fabulous text on so many levels. first off: it's brilliant. second: i love the progression of the numbers. tres: "tres: that's 3 in spanish" is just wonderful.
i really wanna know this guy.
This one is getting some irl references from me in 5, 4, tres, 2....
They sing that stupid fricken KRYPTONITE song!!!
Superman was a fictional character so stop pretending beezyyy.
Oh my god....... Hahahaha James and Avery.......
LOL, this is so funny. This made my day.
funniest shit ever.
rofl!!!!!!!! i wanna meet you
hahahahaha i love who ever sent this
Lmfao :D awsome txt
no way. it's an acutal text from last night!
I seriously lol'ed. Best text ever.
It's a band
haha loves the text but didnt realize 3 doors down was even remotely mentionable anymore lol
lmao. best one ever!
To 3:33: TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. Screw you for saying that. She's such a talented, beautiful girl. Btw, not really sure why you think all those bands sound the same. Lil wayne and the jackson 5? Last time I checked they were very different...
Kryptonite just started on my music player the second I read this.
hi freakin larious :)
Omg why does everyone say "oh I know who this is"
Dear Self Proclaimed Pimp/Asshole from Akron: got a minute? In response to your query, a simple substitution code just for you: OJOF AFSP GPVS TFWFO AFSP FJHIU TFWFO GJWF UISFF TJY -Brooke
<><><>Hahaha love the third one!<><><>
I cried reading this shit.
hahahahah you know that girl went from being pissed to laughing hysterically without helping it. and three doors down DOES suck. smart drunk man.
I love it. This has been the only post in a while to actually make me laugh. "Tres: thats 3 in spanish" hahahah I love drunk people.
fuckin brilliant, the text that is
I love 3 doors down :(
Lmfao.. Sounds good to me..
All time fave
Jesus dude I can't stop laughing!!!
Funniest text ever. Win times infinity
Tres: that's three in spanish xDDD
& 3:33,like way up there: I twitched when
I read Lil Wayne on that list D:
I have an obsession with him :(
hahahahaha theres nothin more to say than that
amen to 2:58...especially fucking nickelback.
nothin wrong with northeast Ohio we just blunt and speak our minds more so when we drunk ha ha.... this was awesome though as a fellow 330 luv it
This is by far the funniest text on this site
Man, what I wouldn't give to do the guy who sent this text. I'd be one very happy girl.
hahaha\nfunniest shit ever
fuck you 3 doors down is awesome lol
Greatest text ever!!! I hope your from Massillon!
tres: that's very in french
3:33, you stupid wanker, elivis presley and lil wayne? are you on crack, they sound nothing alike, go crawl under a rock and die.
first off: im in love. second: you are an amazing person. tres: thats 3 in spanish. number 4: fuck waiting. were getting married tomorrow.
We should be friends...along with all these people who also hate nickelback and three doors down
By far the best text I've read on here. I died of laughter.
How the hell are area codes three digits long?
i want to marry thean who sent this
Were pretty damn good at gettin drunk but this text Is fuckin Unbeatble
AHAHAHAHA that's great
3:50....i'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic...
favorite of all time.
Fucking hilarious!!!! This is something I would say to my ex gf.
hahaha good lord that made me laugh.
my new favorite too hahahhahahahhah
I love this person.
My favorite by far.
Hahahah ! I love my life now <333
at least he was nice and told her she wasnt a bad gf haha
hahah this is actually the funniest one yet! thank god someone has an actual legit original one
I love you
This guy is the !!!!
So, what movie is this from?
i wanna party with you. ha
Waaaa!!!!! I hate 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Toby Keith, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Louie Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, The Jackson 5, and Bob Dylan...they all sound the same!!! Anyone who listens to them should just die!!!
People need to get a life. Just because this text happens to mention one band doesn't mean you have to go on tirades for all other bands you don't like! It's not even the funny part of the text!
I'm pretty sure I know this guy. lol
This fellow is absolutely adorable. Very unique thought process; even while drunk.
Every time I see the '330' pop up I wonder if it's one of my idiot friends.
Also, this is, indeed, fucking win.
Hahahaha! Amen! Fuck 3 Doors Down!