First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DISLIKE
Lmao @ "Tres: thats 3 in spanish."
aw he was drunk and still said she wasnt a bad girlfriend :)
the fuck you part is irrelevant now
"First off: Second: Tres: Number 4" lmao I love it
and LOL irl @ "tres: thats three in spanish"
i didn't think this would make it up here so i left out the reply of "why are you drunk at 4 in the afternoon?" gotta love carb fest!
Three Doors Down does SUCK! I'm glad it's being proclaimed to the masses now. Good job.
I like tres doors down but that was a funny ass text-lmao
I think i might love you a little bit.
this would be the perfect text if it said, "you were a bad girlfriend"
Best text on this site.
This is HILARIOUS!!!
I live in the 330 area code and my friend talks exactly like this.
I wish I was dating this guy.
hahhahaha tres. thats three in spanish. hahah
That may be my favorite post of the day...I would like to give props to the guy who said that. Very original.
LMAAAAAAAO! absolutely amazing!
text me- 289 242 9113
Are you people really so stupidly daft that you don't realize that part-1 3:33's post is sarcasm, mocking the people (s)he talks about in part-2?
Holy crap I couldn't sleep after seeing this I was laughing too hard. Thank u for that!!
i might possibly be in love.
Tres: thats 3 in spanish
Awesome. You made my day!
tres: thats three in spanish
lmao marry meeeee
I have to agree that my favorite part is "Tres: that's 3 in spanish" LMFAO!
Well someone had a good night!
haha aww a nice asshole...
Aw, don't hate on the mississippi boys.
I laugh every time I see this!
this is purely fantastic
haha tres line is GOLD!
I don't get it, what does fuck three doors down mean?
All you "marry me" chicks are fucking pathetic. Really?!? That's all it takes??
Funny ass text though.
hahahahahah amaazing, tres.
i love you.
3:50 is an idiot.
This is the best text ever -and if it was from a movie I need to see it.
This has to be my favorite submission ever.
"Tres: thats 3 in spanish"
Well i do agree...fuck three doors down
actually i am kind of an asshole. that was her pet name for me when we were dating. are we allowed to post our full numbers on here?
lmao! fuck 3 doors down!
DIRTY THREE THIRTY yaaa boiiii
This could almost be me...I love speaking Spanish when I'm drunk.
there is nothing to say but LOL!!!
now all the crazy bitches feel free to call him an asshole
also my favorite today. great text. wish i'd sent that!
i had no idea tres was 3 in spanish. thanks! hahaha
That might be the best text message I've ever read on here. bravo sir
second 1:02pm- why would he be an asshole? he sounds funny/he said she wasnt a bad girlfriend...theres nothing mean, AND he was drunk.
This is ridiculously on point.
hey i thought this was funny especially the tres... txt me 918 839 2162
true 3 doors down sucks
hahaha I love the "2) you weren't a bad girlfriend"
i want to know what came before this...
great, great night.
LMFAO HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS FOR SOME REASON
3:33 is a douche, in no way does bob dylan sound like nickelback. you are on crack. good post though.
3 Doors down DOESNT suck...your ex does..met her last night :)
Fuck Taylor Swift, she blows nad sucks all at once.
OMFG B....I'm glad every one thinks a guy said that! I love you!
She is the ballinest chick you'll ever meet. And yes there is something wrong with N.E. Ohio
atleast he threw #2 in there.
that's the funniest thing i've read all day haha
Wow I live in 330 I'm so proud of who did this. Represent
bahahahaha i freaking love that txt !!
Tres: That's 3 in spanish....that is freaking fabulous
i love this guy whoever he is XD
This fuckin bitch is hirlarious I wish I could give him more tips tho cause they ain't gettin the main fuckin thing
ahahahahah this made my life
This is more than game, it's a passion.
Oh, Northeast Ohio.... something is wrong with you
Ass hole... 3 doors down is an awesome Christian band
1443 people like 3 doors down
this sounds like a text my ex would send. epic in all sense of randomness and hilarium.
LOL! TRES: thats 3 in spanish
thats three in spanish hahahahaha
FINALLY a good one from 330!! Yay!!
2:58 and 3:25 let's start our own club! The only haters allowed are ones that hate the same things we do... Especially Nickelback.
Really?!? None of you clowns have heard this before?!? It's not original, it's from a B movie that I actually own. I can't remember the name though. I'll try to find it to give you the name of it, hold on.
I just laughed so hard it gave me a boner holy shittt!!!!!!
this is a fabulous text on so many levels. first off: it's brilliant. second: i love the progression of the numbers. tres: "tres: that's 3 in spanish" is just wonderful.
i really wanna know this guy.
Best part: tres, that's three in spanish
Damn, i saw this in the middle of class, burst out laughing and yelled TRUE THAT! best part is, my teacher throught i was talking about her speech!!
Funniest tfln ever!!
I have to say, this is definitely the best one so far.
3 doors down sucks soo much!!!!
Tres: thats three in spanish.
lmao! fuckin' love it.
i love it i want to meet him
that's bad ass as fuck.
Has anyone ever heard of love at first text? I want to date this guy. xxBrooke
Lmfao best fucking post ever! I think I just peed, too drunk to know for sure...
the guy that said lil wayne sucks bursted into flames
Hahaha best one I read in awhile
i had that boyfriend once.
you sound hot!! I like the way your font looks = P
D  V D
hahahaha i wish more people were like you!
3 doors down can suck on my genitals
But in all seriousness, fuck Three Doors Down. They suck.
EPIC WIN!!! I just laughed so hard I almost pissed myself hahaha
This is fucking topgun!
i've never been jealous of anyone who has received any of these texts on here...
but i SO wish i had gotten this one
i love how everyone freaks out about what bands suck and whatnot. they're famous enough to be talked about. we all know who they are. hey what do you guys do for a living?
bout damn time someone says it
i find it funny that so many people actually took what 3:33 said literally.
Everyone who got offended by what 3:33 said is not very smart because it was obvious sarcasm. We are aware the Lil Wayne and Toby Keith do not sound very similar.
FInally! I good post again! This one was sooooo funny!!
the funniest fucking thing ever.
Lol. Soooooo funny
I'm crying this is so hilarious! Visualizing someone actually saying this in person makes me laught een harder! :D
text me funny things from now on.
This guy must be in my life immediately.
LOL, this is so funny. This made my day.
I'm getting this t shirt . No doubt pure epicness
Oh my god....... Hahahaha James and Avery.......
Wait this isn't even funny ................. Its stupid.
You're a good man, whoever you are.
To 3:33: TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. Screw you for saying that. She's such a talented, beautiful girl. Btw, not really sure why you think all those bands sound the same. Lil wayne and the jackson 5? Last time I checked they were very different...
so fucking hilarious. tres: thats three in spanish...lol
This one is getting some irl references from me in 5, 4, tres, 2....
2:03 - you sent this text? marry me.
You sir, are a fool
umm 3 doors down is the fucking shit..... dumbass
This is definitely my favorite. Ever.
This is the most awesome story I've ever heard in my life, bro... and I've heard some awesome stories...
funniest shit ever.
They sing that stupid fricken KRYPTONITE song!!!
Superman was a fictional character so stop pretending beezyyy.
hahaha.. what a legend
lmao. best one ever!
rofl!!!!!!!! i wanna meet you
It's a band
no way. it's an acutal text from last night!
haha loves the text but didnt realize 3 doors down was even remotely mentionable anymore lol
There are definitely some people in here who should not be allowed on textsfromlastnight unless they've taken a class on sarcasm. Honestly. All you people who are hating on 3:33 read carefully and sound it out aloud ....S-A-R-C-A-S-M.
I seriously lol'ed. Best text ever.
Kryptonite just started on my music player the second I read this.
hahahahaha i love who ever sent this
fuck TRES doors down
This is by far the funniest text on this site
I cried reading this shit.
<><><>Hahaha love the third one!<><><>
you were playing kings, weren't you?
fuckin brilliant, the text that is
Lmfao :D awsome txt
hi freakin larious :)
hahahahah you know that girl went from being pissed to laughing hysterically without helping it. and three doors down DOES suck. smart drunk man.
I love 3 doors down :(
I love it. This has been the only post in a while to actually make me laugh. "Tres: thats 3 in spanish" hahahah I love drunk people.
This is amazing. Hahaha.
Omg why does everyone say "oh I know who this is"
All time fave
nothin wrong with northeast Ohio we just blunt and speak our minds more so when we drunk ha ha.... this was awesome though as a fellow 330 luv it
hahaha\nfunniest shit ever
Lmfao.. Sounds good to me..
Funniest text ever. Win times infinity
Tres: that's three in spanish xDDD
& 3:33,like way up there: I twitched when
I read Lil Wayne on that list D:
I have an obsession with him :(
tres: that's very in french
fuck you 3 doors down is awesome lol
i want to marry thean who sent this
Fucking hilarious!!!! This is something I would say to my ex gf.
first off: im in love. second: you are an amazing person. tres: thats 3 in spanish. number 4: fuck waiting. were getting married tomorrow.
Dear Self Proclaimed Pimp/Asshole from Akron: got a minute? In response to your query, a simple substitution code just for you: OJOF AFSP GPVS TFWFO AFSP FJHIU TFWFO GJWF UISFF TJY -Brooke
Greatest text ever!!! I hope your from Massillon!
How the hell are area codes three digits long?
hahaha good lord that made me laugh.
AHAHAHAHA that's great
Were pretty damn good at gettin drunk but this text Is fuckin Unbeatble
By far the best text I've read on here. I died of laughter.
We should be friends...along with all these people who also hate nickelback and three doors down
amen to 2:58...especially fucking nickelback.
favorite of all time.
hahahahaha theres nothin more to say than that
3:50....i'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic...
my new favorite too hahahhahahahhah
Man, what I wouldn't give to do the guy who sent this text. I'd be one very happy girl.
Jesus dude I can't stop laughing!!!
This guy is the !!!!
3:33, you stupid wanker, elivis presley and lil wayne? are you on crack, they sound nothing alike, go crawl under a rock and die.
My favorite by far.
I love this person.
hahah this is actually the funniest one yet! thank god someone has an actual legit original one
at least he was nice and told her she wasnt a bad gf haha
I love you
Waaaa!!!!! I hate 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Toby Keith, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Louie Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, The Jackson 5, and Bob Dylan...they all sound the same!!! Anyone who listens to them should just die!!!
People need to get a life. Just because this text happens to mention one band doesn't mean you have to go on tirades for all other bands you don't like! It's not even the funny part of the text!
So, what movie is this from?
i wanna party with you. ha
Hahahah ! I love my life now <333
I'm pretty sure I know this guy. lol
Every time I see the '330' pop up I wonder if it's one of my idiot friends.
Also, this is, indeed, fucking win.
Hahahaha! Amen! Fuck 3 Doors Down!
This fellow is absolutely adorable. Very unique thought process; even while drunk.