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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:57am

    THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DISLIKE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:56pm

    Lmao @ "Tres: thats 3 in spanish."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:55pm

    aw he was drunk and still said she wasnt a bad girlfriend :) the fuck you part is irrelevant now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:33pm

    "First off: Second: Tres: Number 4" lmao I love it and LOL irl @ "tres: thats three in spanish"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:42am

    I live in the 330 area code and my friend talks exactly like this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:03pm

    i didn't think this would make it up here so i left out the reply of "why are you drunk at 4 in the afternoon?" gotta love carb fest!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:37pm

    That may be my favorite post of the day...I would like to give props to the guy who said that. Very original.

  • Submitted by lucfclumly on Jul 9, 10 at 11:14am

    Love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:48pm

    i might possibly be in love.

  • Submitted by vanessssaxx on Apr 18, 10 at 4:07am

    hahhahaha tres. thats three in spanish. hahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:37pm

    Three Doors Down does SUCK! I'm glad it's being proclaimed to the masses now. Good job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:38pm

    I like tres doors down but that was a funny ass text-lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:48pm

    All you "marry me" chicks are fucking pathetic. Really?!? That's all it takes?? Funny ass text though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:17pm

    Ammmmmaaazing! Jhahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:07pm

    true 3 doors down sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:19am

    this would be the perfect text if it said, "you were a bad girlfriend"

  • Submitted by crunchbite on Mar 26, 10 at 12:10am

    Aw, don't hate on the mississippi boys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:14pm

    Awesome. You made my day!

  • Submitted by asonofselene on Oct 23, 10 at 10:43pm

    This is ridiculously on point.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:19pm

    this is purely fantastic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:14am

    Yessssssss

  • Submitted by heistheone1122 on Mar 25, 11 at 5:06am

    Hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:19pm

    This is more than game, it's a passion.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:17pm

    I don't get it, what does fuck three doors down mean?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:05am

    atleast he threw #2 in there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:02pm

    second 1:02pm- why would he be an asshole? he sounds funny/he said she wasnt a bad girlfriend...theres nothing mean, AND he was drunk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:32pm

    I wish I was dating this guy.

  • Submitted by purplenugs on Dec 16, 10 at 10:15am

    1443 people like 3 doors down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:26pm

    Still funny!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:07pm

    Oh my god....... Hahahaha James and Avery.......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:29am

    I think i might love you a little bit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:17pm

    lmao! fuck 3 doors down!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:57pm

    Rad!! But in all seriousness, fuck Three Doors Down. They suck.

  • Submitted by sammmyxo56 on Apr 7, 10 at 6:55pm

    best everr.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 8:13pm

    I have to say, this is definitely the best one so far.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:17am

    Best text on this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:56pm

    Holy crap I couldn't sleep after seeing this I was laughing too hard. Thank u for that!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:23pm

    at least he was nice and told her she wasnt a bad gf haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:23pm

    I laugh every time I see this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:28am

    OMFG B....I'm glad every one thinks a guy said that! I love you! She is the ballinest chick you'll ever meet. And yes there is something wrong with N.E. Ohio

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:02am

    thats three in spanish hahahahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:01pm

    hey i thought this was funny especially the tres... txt me 918 839 2162

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:59pm

    I have to agree that my favorite part is "Tres: that's 3 in spanish" LMFAO!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:20am

    FINALLY a good one from 330!! Yay!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:15pm

    That might be the best text message I've ever read on here. bravo sir

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:43am

    They sing that stupid fricken KRYPTONITE song!!! Superman was a fictional character so stop pretending beezyyy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:04pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:21am

    I'm crying this is so hilarious! Visualizing someone actually saying this in person makes me laught een harder! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:24pm

    You sir, are a fool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:59pm

    Well someone had a good night!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:54pm

    Damn, i saw this in the middle of class, burst out laughing and yelled TRUE THAT! best part is, my teacher throught i was talking about her speech!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:45am

    Omg why does everyone say "oh I know who this is"

  • 92 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:41pm

    Are you people really so stupidly daft that you don't realize that part-1 3:33's post is sarcasm, mocking the people (s)he talks about in part-2?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:44pm

    the guy that said lil wayne sucks bursted into flames

  • Submitted by manhattanite on Mar 12, 10 at 3:30pm

    This is HILARIOUS!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:58pm

    i had no idea tres was 3 in spanish. thanks! hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:39pm

    3:50 is an idiot. This is the best text ever -and if it was from a movie I need to see it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:53pm

    2:03 - you sent this text? marry me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:36pm

    Funniest tfln ever!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:36am

    i've never been jealous of anyone who has received any of these texts on here... but i SO wish i had gotten this one

  • 97 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:17pm

    Tres: thats 3 in spanish lmfaooo

  • 94 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:14pm

    LMFAO HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS FOR SOME REASON

  • 95 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:51pm

    also my favorite today. great text. wish i'd sent that!

  • 97 98
    Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 5:01am

    LOL! TRES: thats 3 in spanish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:04pm

    I love it. This has been the only post in a while to actually make me laugh. "Tres: thats 3 in spanish" hahahah I love drunk people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:02pm

    hahahahhaahahaha awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:36pm

    haha tres line is GOLD!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:47pm

    3 Doors down DOESNT suck...your ex does..met her last night :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:24pm

    haha aww a nice asshole...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:52pm

    Lmfao best fucking post ever! I think I just peed, too drunk to know for sure...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:27pm

    2:58 and 3:25 let's start our own club! The only haters allowed are ones that hate the same things we do... Especially Nickelback.

  • 94 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:29pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha Best part: tres, that's three in spanish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:52pm

    This is fucking topgun!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:48am

    i had that boyfriend once. nice kid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:22pm

    FInally! I good post again! This one was sooooo funny!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:05pm

    Well i do agree...fuck three doors down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:44pm

    haha loves the text but didnt realize 3 doors down was even remotely mentionable anymore lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:19pm

    Fuck Taylor Swift, she blows nad sucks all at once.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:22pm

    Oh, Northeast Ohio.... something is wrong with you

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    Submitted by mclovin12194 on May 28, 10 at 11:15pm

    Ass hole... 3 doors down is an awesome Christian band

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:19am

    Amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:10am

    Wow I live in 330 I'm so proud of who did this. Represent

  • 88 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:42pm

    LMAAAAAAAO! absolutely amazing! text me- 289 242 9113

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:04pm

    Brooke, you sound hot!! I like the way your font looks = P []D [] []V[] []D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:02pm

    there is nothing to say but LOL!!! now all the crazy bitches feel free to call him an asshole

  • 91 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:47pm

    i want to know what came before this...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:52pm

    tres: thats three in spanish lmao marry meeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:06pm

    actually i am kind of an asshole. that was her pet name for me when we were dating. are we allowed to post our full numbers on here?

  • Submitted by bubba70 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:48am

    so fucking hilarious. tres: thats three in spanish...lol

  • Submitted by michaelj28 on May 11, 10 at 6:54pm

    Greatest text ever!!! I hope your from Massillon!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:01pm

    <><><>Hahaha love the third one!<><><>

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:58pm

    hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 91 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:53pm

    hahahahahah amaazing, tres. i love you.

  • 93 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:02pm

    i love how everyone freaks out about what bands suck and whatnot. they're famous enough to be talked about. we all know who they are. hey what do you guys do for a living? :]:]

  • 89 93
    Submitted by blast on Feb 10, 11 at 4:57am

    Lmfaooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:54pm

    By far the best text I've read on here. I died of laughter.

  • 89 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:12pm

    great, great night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:50pm

    To 3:33: TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. Screw you for saying that. She's such a talented, beautiful girl. Btw, not really sure why you think all those bands sound the same. Lil wayne and the jackson 5? Last time I checked they were very different...

  • 92 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:34pm

    hahahaha i wish more people were like you!

  • 86 88
    Submitted by LOgAn3194 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:24pm

    Hahahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:03pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:07pm

    i find it funny that so many people actually took what 3:33 said literally. Everyone who got offended by what 3:33 said is not very smart because it was obvious sarcasm. We are aware the Lil Wayne and Toby Keith do not sound very similar.

  • 83 83
    Submitted by Gixxerfresh7 on Aug 5, 11 at 12:42pm

    Hahaha best one I read in awhile

  • Submitted by hooty88 on Dec 5, 10 at 11:48am

    LMAO! EPIC!!

  • Submitted by textme2 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:08pm

    hi freakin larious :)

  • Submitted by cheyalexandra on May 25, 10 at 8:23am

    This is amazing. Hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:04pm

    This is by far the funniest text on this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:55am

    Funniest text ever. Win times infinity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:53pm

    Twinsburg, Ohio Were pretty damn good at gettin drunk but this text Is fuckin Unbeatble

  • 90 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:56pm

    DIRTY THREE THIRTY yaaa boiiii This could almost be me...I love speaking Spanish when I'm drunk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:06pm

    You're a good man, whoever you are.

  • 88 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:39pm

    hahah this is actually the funniest one yet! thank god someone has an actual legit original one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:53pm

    All time fave

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:13pm

    Really?!? None of you clowns have heard this before?!? It's not original, it's from a B movie that I actually own. I can't remember the name though. I'll try to find it to give you the name of it, hold on.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:25pm

    amen to 2:58...especially fucking nickelback.

  • Submitted by skladewxoxo on Feb 11, 11 at 10:24pm

    I love 3 doors down :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:59am

    Briliant

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:42pm

    Tres: thats three in spanish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:16pm

    hahahahaha i love who ever sent this

  • Submitted by nosoupferyew on Apr 28, 10 at 12:07am

    I'm getting this t shirt . No doubt pure epicness

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:43am

    How the hell are area codes three digits long?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:34pm

    you were playing kings, weren't you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:56pm

    Has anyone ever heard of love at first text? I want to date this guy. xxBrooke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:10pm

    rofl!!!!!!!! i wanna meet you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:14am

    lmao! fuckin' love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:01pm

    Best text. I cried reading this shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:35pm

    that's the funniest thing i've read all day haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:25pm

    hahaha.. what a legend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:04am

    hahahahah you know that girl went from being pissed to laughing hysterically without helping it. and three doors down DOES suck. smart drunk man.

  • Submitted by nobuttbausman on Feb 20, 10 at 2:50pm

    lmao. best one ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:53pm

    I just laughed so hard it gave me a boner holy shittt!!!!!!

  • Submitted by shaneikadanielle on Jul 17, 10 at 3:02am

    funniest shit ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:47pm

    This guy must be in my life immediately.

  • Submitted by iheartstarwars on Apr 29, 11 at 11:25pm

    Bahaha!

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    Submitted by shaneikadanielle on Jul 6, 10 at 8:55pm

    the funniest fucking thing ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:27pm

    hahahahaahahahahaaha

  • Submitted by jmillsx3 on Oct 2, 10 at 12:31am

    this sounds like a text my ex would send. epic in all sense of randomness and hilarium.

  • Submitted by zomgitsdaddy on Jul 27, 10 at 12:42pm

    Kryptonite just started on my music player the second I read this.

  • 82 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:00pm

    LOL, this is so funny. This made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:42pm

    3:33 is a douche, in no way does bob dylan sound like nickelback. you are on crack. good post though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 2:39am

    3 doors down can suck on my genitals

  • 71 72
    Submitted by NinjaPickles on Oct 29, 11 at 12:17am

    Win^^^^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:28am

    Tres: that's three in spanish xDDD Funnyfunny :) & 3:33,like way up there: I twitched when I read Lil Wayne on that list D: I have an obsession with him :(

  • 75 81
    Submitted by untakenalias on Aug 10, 11 at 1:53am

    Lmfao :D awsome txt

  • 72 76
    Submitted by onthepooper on Oct 7, 11 at 9:20pm

    fuck TRES doors down

  • Submitted by scubawayne on Apr 3, 10 at 1:10am

    Lol. Soooooo funny

  • Submitted by KingSexy on Mar 23, 10 at 10:44pm

    This fuckin bitch is hirlarious I wish I could give him more tips tho cause they ain't gettin the main fuckin thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:25pm

    We should be friends...along with all these people who also hate nickelback and three doors down

  • 83 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:36pm

    bahahahaha i freaking love that txt !! Tres: That's 3 in spanish....that is freaking fabulous i love this guy whoever he is XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:21am

    AHAHAHAHA that's great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:47am

    i wanna party with you. ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:52pm

    I seriously lol'ed. Best text ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:26am

    this is a fabulous text on so many levels. first off: it's brilliant. second: i love the progression of the numbers. tres: "tres: that's 3 in spanish" is just wonderful. i really wanna know this guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:34pm

    my new favorite too hahahhahahahhah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:22pm

    hahaha I love the "2) you weren't a bad girlfriend"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:16am

    Dear Self Proclaimed Pimp/Asshole from Akron: got a minute? In response to your query, a simple substitution code just for you: OJOF AFSP GPVS TFWFO AFSP FJHIU TFWFO GJWF UISFF TJY -Brooke

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:51pm

    fuckin brilliant, the text that is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:46pm

    This has to be my favorite submission ever. "Tres: thats 3 in spanish" priiiiceless xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:46pm

    tres: that's very in french

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:40pm

    ahahahahah this made my life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:36am

    first off: im in love. second: you are an amazing person. tres: thats 3 in spanish. number 4: fuck waiting. were getting married tomorrow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:22am

    hahaha good lord that made me laugh.

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    Submitted by DsturbedFan728 on Jan 11, 12 at 10:24pm

    fuck you 3 doors down is awesome lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:29pm

    Hahahaha! Amen! Fuck 3 Doors Down!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:45pm

    I love this person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:39pm

    i love it i want to meet him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:38am

    3 doors down sucks soo much!!!!

  • 68 81
    Submitted by PierreTheLion on May 21, 11 at 7:11pm

    This is the most awesome story I've ever heard in my life, bro... and I've heard some awesome stories...

  • 77 99
    Submitted by dunbumdun on Feb 7, 11 at 1:40am

    hahaha\nfunniest shit ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:49am

    umm 3 doors down is the fucking shit..... dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:42am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:39am

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:38pm

    that's bad ass as fuck. =D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:00am

    There are definitely some people in here who should not be allowed on textsfromlastnight unless they've taken a class on sarcasm. Honestly. All you people who are hating on 3:33 read carefully and sound it out aloud ....S-A-R-C-A-S-M.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:59pm

    I'm pretty sure I know this guy. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:38am

    Lmfao.. Sounds good to me..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:25pm

    Man, what I wouldn't give to do the guy who sent this text. I'd be one very happy girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:25pm

    no way. it's an acutal text from last night!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:55pm

    Jesus dude I can't stop laughing!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:19pm

    3:33, you stupid wanker, elivis presley and lil wayne? are you on crack, they sound nothing alike, go crawl under a rock and die. FOOL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:47pm

    It's a band

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:59am

    jeremy? really? text me funny things from now on. -michelle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:45pm

    This one is getting some irl references from me in 5, 4, tres, 2....

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Feb 10, 12 at 12:39am

    Beauteous

  • Submitted by railers40 on Oct 26, 11 at 1:56pm

    This is definitely my favorite. Ever.

  • Submitted by cooliguess on Jan 3, 11 at 7:49pm

    So awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:03pm

    Wait this isn't even funny ................. Its stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:23pm

    Fucking hilarious!!!! This is something I would say to my ex gf.

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    Submitted by Niceguy on Jan 15, 12 at 3:36am

    EPIC WIN!!! I just laughed so hard I almost pissed myself hahaha

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    Submitted by amariek on Dec 27, 11 at 4:57pm

    i want to marry thean who sent this

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    Submitted by kgsmalls on Oct 27, 11 at 3:43pm

    Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:44am

    bout damn time someone says it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:14pm

    3:50....i'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:01pm

    Hahahah ! I love my life now <333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:27pm

    favorite of all time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:32pm

    This guy is the !!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:35pm

    xD hahahahahahah you rule!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:39am

    Every time I see the '330' pop up I wonder if it's one of my idiot friends. Also, this is, indeed, fucking win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:29pm

    hahahahaha theres nothin more to say than that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:33pm

    Waaaa!!!!! I hate 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Toby Keith, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Louie Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, The Jackson 5, and Bob Dylan...they all sound the same!!! Anyone who listens to them should just die!!! People need to get a life. Just because this text happens to mention one band doesn't mean you have to go on tirades for all other bands you don't like! It's not even the funny part of the text!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:18am

    My favorite by far.

  • Submitted by mightygrashopper on Jul 15, 11 at 7:46am

    nothin wrong with northeast Ohio we just blunt and speak our minds more so when we drunk ha ha.... this was awesome though as a fellow 330 luv it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:53pm

    So, what movie is this from?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:45am

    Hahahaha! I love you

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    Submitted by spookydoll on Jun 27, 13 at 3:24am

    This fellow is absolutely adorable. Very unique thought process; even while drunk.