First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DISLIKE
Lmao @ "Tres: thats 3 in spanish."
aw he was drunk and still said she wasnt a bad girlfriend :)
the fuck you part is irrelevant now
"First off: Second: Tres: Number 4" lmao I love it
and LOL irl @ "tres: thats three in spanish"
Three Doors Down does SUCK! I'm glad it's being proclaimed to the masses now. Good job.
i didn't think this would make it up here so i left out the reply of "why are you drunk at 4 in the afternoon?" gotta love carb fest!
I like tres doors down but that was a funny ass text-lmao
I think i might love you a little bit.
LMAAAAAAAO! absolutely amazing!
text me- 289 242 9113
I live in the 330 area code and my friend talks exactly like this.
this would be the perfect text if it said, "you were a bad girlfriend"
Are you people really so stupidly daft that you don't realize that part-1 3:33's post is sarcasm, mocking the people (s)he talks about in part-2?
Awesome. You made my day!
Aw, don't hate on the mississippi boys.
I wish I was dating this guy.
Best text on this site.
All you "marry me" chicks are fucking pathetic. Really?!? That's all it takes??
Funny ass text though.
second 1:02pm- why would he be an asshole? he sounds funny/he said she wasnt a bad girlfriend...theres nothing mean, AND he was drunk.
That may be my favorite post of the day...I would like to give props to the guy who said that. Very original.
i might possibly be in love.
Tres: thats 3 in spanish
hahhahaha tres. thats three in spanish. hahah
tres: thats three in spanish
lmao marry meeeee
This is HILARIOUS!!!
I laugh every time I see this!
Holy crap I couldn't sleep after seeing this I was laughing too hard. Thank u for that!!
Fuck Taylor Swift, she blows nad sucks all at once.
This fuckin bitch is hirlarious I wish I could give him more tips tho cause they ain't gettin the main fuckin thing
I have to agree that my favorite part is "Tres: that's 3 in spanish" LMFAO!
DIRTY THREE THIRTY yaaa boiiii
This could almost be me...I love speaking Spanish when I'm drunk.
1443 people like 3 doors down
hahahahahah amaazing, tres.
i love you.
haha aww a nice asshole...
this is purely fantastic
3:50 is an idiot.
This is the best text ever -and if it was from a movie I need to see it.
this sounds like a text my ex would send. epic in all sense of randomness and hilarium.
This has to be my favorite submission ever.
"Tres: thats 3 in spanish"
I don't get it, what does fuck three doors down mean?
Well someone had a good night!
i find it funny that so many people actually took what 3:33 said literally.
Everyone who got offended by what 3:33 said is not very smart because it was obvious sarcasm. We are aware the Lil Wayne and Toby Keith do not sound very similar.
But in all seriousness, fuck Three Doors Down. They suck.
hahahaha i wish more people were like you!
I'm getting this t shirt . No doubt pure epicness
You're a good man, whoever you are.
haha tres line is GOLD!
bahahahaha i freaking love that txt !!
Tres: That's 3 in spanish....that is freaking fabulous
i love this guy whoever he is XD
2:58 and 3:25 let's start our own club! The only haters allowed are ones that hate the same things we do... Especially Nickelback.
there is nothing to say but LOL!!!
now all the crazy bitches feel free to call him an asshole
true 3 doors down sucks
This is definitely my favorite. Ever.
Wow I live in 330 I'm so proud of who did this. Represent
This guy must be in my life immediately.
Tres: thats three in spanish.
That might be the best text message I've ever read on here. bravo sir
hey i thought this was funny especially the tres... txt me 918 839 2162
great, great night.
You sir, are a fool
Really?!? None of you clowns have heard this before?!? It's not original, it's from a B movie that I actually own. I can't remember the name though. I'll try to find it to give you the name of it, hold on.
also my favorite today. great text. wish i'd sent that!
This is ridiculously on point.
that's the funniest thing i've read all day haha
Well i do agree...fuck three doors down
atleast he threw #2 in there.
ahahahahah this made my life
i had no idea tres was 3 in spanish. thanks! hahaha
actually i am kind of an asshole. that was her pet name for me when we were dating. are we allowed to post our full numbers on here?
LMFAO HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS FOR SOME REASON
This is amazing. Hahaha.
lmao! fuck 3 doors down!
hahaha I love the "2) you weren't a bad girlfriend"
EPIC WIN!!! I just laughed so hard I almost pissed myself hahaha
3:33 is a douche, in no way does bob dylan sound like nickelback. you are on crack. good post though.
OMFG B....I'm glad every one thinks a guy said that! I love you!
She is the ballinest chick you'll ever meet. And yes there is something wrong with N.E. Ohio
i want to know what came before this...
the funniest fucking thing ever.
Ass hole... 3 doors down is an awesome Christian band
I just laughed so hard it gave me a boner holy shittt!!!!!!
LOL! TRES: thats 3 in spanish
Lmfao best fucking post ever! I think I just peed, too drunk to know for sure...
This is more than game, it's a passion.
3 doors down sucks soo much!!!!
you sound hot!! I like the way your font looks = P
D  V D
Oh, Northeast Ohio.... something is wrong with you
i love how everyone freaks out about what bands suck and whatnot. they're famous enough to be talked about. we all know who they are. hey what do you guys do for a living?
Best part: tres, that's three in spanish
I have to say, this is definitely the best one so far.
3 Doors down DOESNT suck...your ex does..met her last night :)
3 doors down can suck on my genitals
Has anyone ever heard of love at first text? I want to date this guy. xxBrooke
Hahaha best one I read in awhile
Damn, i saw this in the middle of class, burst out laughing and yelled TRUE THAT! best part is, my teacher throught i was talking about her speech!!
thats three in spanish hahahahaha
lmao! fuckin' love it.
bout damn time someone says it
i've never been jealous of anyone who has received any of these texts on here...
but i SO wish i had gotten this one
FINALLY a good one from 330!! Yay!!
I'm crying this is so hilarious! Visualizing someone actually saying this in person makes me laught een harder! :D
Lol. Soooooo funny
that's bad ass as fuck.
Funniest tfln ever!!
i had that boyfriend once.
this is a fabulous text on so many levels. first off: it's brilliant. second: i love the progression of the numbers. tres: "tres: that's 3 in spanish" is just wonderful.
i really wanna know this guy.
fuck TRES doors down
the guy that said lil wayne sucks bursted into flames
hahaha.. what a legend
umm 3 doors down is the fucking shit..... dumbass
This is fucking topgun!
you were playing kings, weren't you?
Dear Self Proclaimed Pimp/Asshole from Akron: got a minute? In response to your query, a simple substitution code just for you: OJOF AFSP GPVS TFWFO AFSP FJHIU TFWFO GJWF UISFF TJY -Brooke
They sing that stupid fricken KRYPTONITE song!!!
Superman was a fictional character so stop pretending beezyyy.
i love it i want to meet him
FInally! I good post again! This one was sooooo funny!!
so fucking hilarious. tres: thats three in spanish...lol
Jesus dude I can't stop laughing!!!
This one is getting some irl references from me in 5, 4, tres, 2....
hi freakin larious :)
hahahahaha theres nothin more to say than that
Oh my god....... Hahahaha James and Avery.......
There are definitely some people in here who should not be allowed on textsfromlastnight unless they've taken a class on sarcasm. Honestly. All you people who are hating on 3:33 read carefully and sound it out aloud ....S-A-R-C-A-S-M.
LOL, this is so funny. This made my day.
Lmfao :D awsome txt
hahahahaha i love who ever sent this
no way. it's an acutal text from last night!
text me funny things from now on.
2:03 - you sent this text? marry me.
This is the most awesome story I've ever heard in my life, bro... and I've heard some awesome stories...
rofl!!!!!!!! i wanna meet you
Wait this isn't even funny ................. Its stupid.
Kryptonite just started on my music player the second I read this.
Omg why does everyone say "oh I know who this is"
fuckin brilliant, the text that is
fuck you 3 doors down is awesome lol
Tres: that's three in spanish xDDD
& 3:33,like way up there: I twitched when
I read Lil Wayne on that list D:
I have an obsession with him :(
3:33, you stupid wanker, elivis presley and lil wayne? are you on crack, they sound nothing alike, go crawl under a rock and die.
Greatest text ever!!! I hope your from Massillon!
3:50....i'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic...
It's a band
I cried reading this shit.
haha loves the text but didnt realize 3 doors down was even remotely mentionable anymore lol
nothin wrong with northeast Ohio we just blunt and speak our minds more so when we drunk ha ha.... this was awesome though as a fellow 330 luv it
hahaha\nfunniest shit ever
funniest shit ever.
All time fave
Man, what I wouldn't give to do the guy who sent this text. I'd be one very happy girl.
To 3:33: TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. Screw you for saying that. She's such a talented, beautiful girl. Btw, not really sure why you think all those bands sound the same. Lil wayne and the jackson 5? Last time I checked they were very different...
hahahahah you know that girl went from being pissed to laughing hysterically without helping it. and three doors down DOES suck. smart drunk man.
Lmfao.. Sounds good to me..
Funniest text ever. Win times infinity
<><><>Hahaha love the third one!<><><>
lmao. best one ever!
I seriously lol'ed. Best text ever.
This is by far the funniest text on this site
How the hell are area codes three digits long?
tres: that's very in french
first off: im in love. second: you are an amazing person. tres: thats 3 in spanish. number 4: fuck waiting. were getting married tomorrow.
I love 3 doors down :(
I love it. This has been the only post in a while to actually make me laugh. "Tres: thats 3 in spanish" hahahah I love drunk people.
AHAHAHAHA that's great
i want to marry thean who sent this
Were pretty damn good at gettin drunk but this text Is fuckin Unbeatble
We should be friends...along with all these people who also hate nickelback and three doors down
By far the best text I've read on here. I died of laughter.
favorite of all time.
I love this person.
amen to 2:58...especially fucking nickelback.
hahah this is actually the funniest one yet! thank god someone has an actual legit original one
Hahahah ! I love my life now <333
Fucking hilarious!!!! This is something I would say to my ex gf.
My favorite by far.
at least he was nice and told her she wasnt a bad gf haha
hahaha good lord that made me laugh.
my new favorite too hahahhahahahhah
I'm pretty sure I know this guy. lol
i wanna party with you. ha
I love you
So, what movie is this from?
Waaaa!!!!! I hate 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Toby Keith, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Louie Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, The Jackson 5, and Bob Dylan...they all sound the same!!! Anyone who listens to them should just die!!!
People need to get a life. Just because this text happens to mention one band doesn't mean you have to go on tirades for all other bands you don't like! It's not even the funny part of the text!
This guy is the !!!!
Every time I see the '330' pop up I wonder if it's one of my idiot friends.
Also, this is, indeed, fucking win.
Hahahaha! Amen! Fuck 3 Doors Down!
This fellow is absolutely adorable. Very unique thought process; even while drunk.