First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DISLIKE
Lmao @ "Tres: thats 3 in spanish."
aw he was drunk and still said she wasnt a bad girlfriend :)
the fuck you part is irrelevant now
"First off: Second: Tres: Number 4" lmao I love it
and LOL irl @ "tres: thats three in spanish"
i didn't think this would make it up here so i left out the reply of "why are you drunk at 4 in the afternoon?" gotta love carb fest!
Three Doors Down does SUCK! I'm glad it's being proclaimed to the masses now. Good job.
I like tres doors down but that was a funny ass text-lmao
this would be the perfect text if it said, "you were a bad girlfriend"
I live in the 330 area code and my friend talks exactly like this.
I think i might love you a little bit.
hahhahaha tres. thats three in spanish. hahah
This is HILARIOUS!!!
Best text on this site.
I wish I was dating this guy.
LMAAAAAAAO! absolutely amazing!
text me- 289 242 9113
Are you people really so stupidly daft that you don't realize that part-1 3:33's post is sarcasm, mocking the people (s)he talks about in part-2?
Holy crap I couldn't sleep after seeing this I was laughing too hard. Thank u for that!!
i might possibly be in love.
tres: thats three in spanish
lmao marry meeeee
That may be my favorite post of the day...I would like to give props to the guy who said that. Very original.
Tres: thats 3 in spanish
I have to agree that my favorite part is "Tres: that's 3 in spanish" LMFAO!
Awesome. You made my day!
Well someone had a good night!
I laugh every time I see this!
All you "marry me" chicks are fucking pathetic. Really?!? That's all it takes??
Funny ass text though.
this is purely fantastic
Aw, don't hate on the mississippi boys.
haha aww a nice asshole...
3:50 is an idiot.
This is the best text ever -and if it was from a movie I need to see it.
I don't get it, what does fuck three doors down mean?
haha tres line is GOLD!
hahahahahah amaazing, tres.
i love you.
This has to be my favorite submission ever.
"Tres: thats 3 in spanish"
Well i do agree...fuck three doors down
DIRTY THREE THIRTY yaaa boiiii
This could almost be me...I love speaking Spanish when I'm drunk.
also my favorite today. great text. wish i'd sent that!
This is ridiculously on point.
lmao! fuck 3 doors down!
i had no idea tres was 3 in spanish. thanks! hahaha
second 1:02pm- why would he be an asshole? he sounds funny/he said she wasnt a bad girlfriend...theres nothing mean, AND he was drunk.
there is nothing to say but LOL!!!
now all the crazy bitches feel free to call him an asshole
hey i thought this was funny especially the tres... txt me 918 839 2162
3:33 is a douche, in no way does bob dylan sound like nickelback. you are on crack. good post though.
3 Doors down DOESNT suck...your ex does..met her last night :)
true 3 doors down sucks
That might be the best text message I've ever read on here. bravo sir
hahaha I love the "2) you weren't a bad girlfriend"
i want to know what came before this...
Oh, Northeast Ohio.... something is wrong with you
LMFAO HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS FOR SOME REASON
atleast he threw #2 in there.
that's the funniest thing i've read all day haha
2:58 and 3:25 let's start our own club! The only haters allowed are ones that hate the same things we do... Especially Nickelback.
actually i am kind of an asshole. that was her pet name for me when we were dating. are we allowed to post our full numbers on here?
bahahahaha i freaking love that txt !!
Tres: That's 3 in spanish....that is freaking fabulous
i love this guy whoever he is XD
great, great night.
This is more than game, it's a passion.
OMFG B....I'm glad every one thinks a guy said that! I love you!
She is the ballinest chick you'll ever meet. And yes there is something wrong with N.E. Ohio
Hahaha best one I read in awhile
Fuck Taylor Swift, she blows nad sucks all at once.
This fuckin bitch is hirlarious I wish I could give him more tips tho cause they ain't gettin the main fuckin thing
1443 people like 3 doors down
this sounds like a text my ex would send. epic in all sense of randomness and hilarium.
Lmfao best fucking post ever! I think I just peed, too drunk to know for sure...
thats three in spanish hahahahaha
that's bad ass as fuck.
But in all seriousness, fuck Three Doors Down. They suck.
I just laughed so hard it gave me a boner holy shittt!!!!!!
FINALLY a good one from 330!! Yay!!
i've never been jealous of anyone who has received any of these texts on here...
but i SO wish i had gotten this one
Damn, i saw this in the middle of class, burst out laughing and yelled TRUE THAT! best part is, my teacher throught i was talking about her speech!!
Really?!? None of you clowns have heard this before?!? It's not original, it's from a B movie that I actually own. I can't remember the name though. I'll try to find it to give you the name of it, hold on.
you sound hot!! I like the way your font looks = P
D  V D
Best part: tres, that's three in spanish
this is a fabulous text on so many levels. first off: it's brilliant. second: i love the progression of the numbers. tres: "tres: that's 3 in spanish" is just wonderful.
i really wanna know this guy.
Ass hole... 3 doors down is an awesome Christian band
lmao! fuckin' love it.
Wow I live in 330 I'm so proud of who did this. Represent
the guy that said lil wayne sucks bursted into flames
ahahahahah this made my life
i had that boyfriend once.
LOL! TRES: thats 3 in spanish
This is fucking topgun!
3 doors down sucks soo much!!!!
hahahaha i wish more people were like you!
Oh my god....... Hahahaha James and Avery.......
I have to say, this is definitely the best one so far.
Has anyone ever heard of love at first text? I want to date this guy. xxBrooke
EPIC WIN!!! I just laughed so hard I almost pissed myself hahaha
I'm crying this is so hilarious! Visualizing someone actually saying this in person makes me laught een harder! :D
Tres: thats three in spanish.
3 doors down can suck on my genitals
i love it i want to meet him
I'm getting this t shirt . No doubt pure epicness
2:03 - you sent this text? marry me.
Funniest tfln ever!!
This guy must be in my life immediately.
FInally! I good post again! This one was sooooo funny!!
the funniest fucking thing ever.
Lol. Soooooo funny
text me funny things from now on.
i find it funny that so many people actually took what 3:33 said literally.
Everyone who got offended by what 3:33 said is not very smart because it was obvious sarcasm. We are aware the Lil Wayne and Toby Keith do not sound very similar.
i love how everyone freaks out about what bands suck and whatnot. they're famous enough to be talked about. we all know who they are. hey what do you guys do for a living?
LOL, this is so funny. This made my day.
This one is getting some irl references from me in 5, 4, tres, 2....
You sir, are a fool
umm 3 doors down is the fucking shit..... dumbass
You're a good man, whoever you are.
hahaha.. what a legend
There are definitely some people in here who should not be allowed on textsfromlastnight unless they've taken a class on sarcasm. Honestly. All you people who are hating on 3:33 read carefully and sound it out aloud ....S-A-R-C-A-S-M.
This is the most awesome story I've ever heard in my life, bro... and I've heard some awesome stories...
so fucking hilarious. tres: thats three in spanish...lol
I seriously lol'ed. Best text ever.
It's a band
This is definitely my favorite. Ever.
bout damn time someone says it
Wait this isn't even funny ................. Its stupid.
funniest shit ever.
lmao. best one ever!
This is by far the funniest text on this site
They sing that stupid fricken KRYPTONITE song!!!
Superman was a fictional character so stop pretending beezyyy.
To 3:33: TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. Screw you for saying that. She's such a talented, beautiful girl. Btw, not really sure why you think all those bands sound the same. Lil wayne and the jackson 5? Last time I checked they were very different...
I cried reading this shit.
hahahahah you know that girl went from being pissed to laughing hysterically without helping it. and three doors down DOES suck. smart drunk man.
hahahahaha i love who ever sent this
rofl!!!!!!!! i wanna meet you
Kryptonite just started on my music player the second I read this.
This is amazing. Hahaha.
haha loves the text but didnt realize 3 doors down was even remotely mentionable anymore lol
hi freakin larious :)
fuck TRES doors down
you were playing kings, weren't you?
hahaha\nfunniest shit ever
Funniest text ever. Win times infinity
All time fave
I love it. This has been the only post in a while to actually make me laugh. "Tres: thats 3 in spanish" hahahah I love drunk people.
fuckin brilliant, the text that is
nothin wrong with northeast Ohio we just blunt and speak our minds more so when we drunk ha ha.... this was awesome though as a fellow 330 luv it
Lmfao :D awsome txt
<><><>Hahaha love the third one!<><><>
I love 3 doors down :(
Tres: that's three in spanish xDDD
& 3:33,like way up there: I twitched when
I read Lil Wayne on that list D:
I have an obsession with him :(
no way. it's an acutal text from last night!
hahaha good lord that made me laugh.
amen to 2:58...especially fucking nickelback.
Omg why does everyone say "oh I know who this is"
first off: im in love. second: you are an amazing person. tres: thats 3 in spanish. number 4: fuck waiting. were getting married tomorrow.
fuck you 3 doors down is awesome lol
tres: that's very in french
Fucking hilarious!!!! This is something I would say to my ex gf.
Lmfao.. Sounds good to me..
Greatest text ever!!! I hope your from Massillon!
Dear Self Proclaimed Pimp/Asshole from Akron: got a minute? In response to your query, a simple substitution code just for you: OJOF AFSP GPVS TFWFO AFSP FJHIU TFWFO GJWF UISFF TJY -Brooke
How the hell are area codes three digits long?
By far the best text I've read on here. I died of laughter.
i want to marry thean who sent this
Were pretty damn good at gettin drunk but this text Is fuckin Unbeatble
AHAHAHAHA that's great
my new favorite too hahahhahahahhah
We should be friends...along with all these people who also hate nickelback and three doors down
favorite of all time.
Man, what I wouldn't give to do the guy who sent this text. I'd be one very happy girl.
hahahahaha theres nothin more to say than that
Jesus dude I can't stop laughing!!!
3:33, you stupid wanker, elivis presley and lil wayne? are you on crack, they sound nothing alike, go crawl under a rock and die.
This guy is the !!!!
3:50....i'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic...
I love this person.
hahah this is actually the funniest one yet! thank god someone has an actual legit original one
at least he was nice and told her she wasnt a bad gf haha
i wanna party with you. ha
So, what movie is this from?
Waaaa!!!!! I hate 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Toby Keith, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Louie Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, The Jackson 5, and Bob Dylan...they all sound the same!!! Anyone who listens to them should just die!!!
People need to get a life. Just because this text happens to mention one band doesn't mean you have to go on tirades for all other bands you don't like! It's not even the funny part of the text!
My favorite by far.
I love you
Hahahah ! I love my life now <333
I'm pretty sure I know this guy. lol
Hahahaha! Amen! Fuck 3 Doors Down!
Every time I see the '330' pop up I wonder if it's one of my idiot friends.
Also, this is, indeed, fucking win.
This fellow is absolutely adorable. Very unique thought process; even while drunk.