Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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I wish everyone saying rude things would shut the fuck up. There is nothing wrong with this text .. It's funny.
We got some grouchy mother fuckers in the comments section, damn. You never hears of repetition for emphasis? This text has style. Y'all need to rub one off our something and chill the effect out.
fucking autocorrect! betchya got plenty shit to say about my typing errors but I'm gonna beat you to it!
So you like American beer, then.
10 points! I was going to make that joke as well. :D
They're gonna capsize.
They don't call it Vandirty for nothing.
You're texting, not on a walkie talkie. There is no need to repeat; if they missed it, they can simply read again. You just look stupid, but that's par for the course with 14 year olds
^ typo do
Please kill your self your pathetic...NO FUCK IT BETTER YET TAKE THAT THING TO NIAGRA FALLS AND DP US ALL FAVOR!