Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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That's just life in the 951. I'd have done it! Point him out to me!
Keep it classy. Well Done!
Leave it to a so cal person to do that
Lol I like the " stop money cock blocking me!" part.
There are worse things than being a professional dominatrix. Although you really should up your rates. Oh, and pro dommes aren't whores--they don't have sex with their clients.
im sure thats not the most unreasonable request a prostitute has received
951 and 909 hoes all have nasty, crusty, flip flop, Fred Flintstone feet. Also, they think flip flop are suitable footwear for other than only the beach, public pool or public shower.
As they absolutely are! Come to Austin my friend, closed toe shoes are for work or working out. We rock Flip flops In January dude. Fucking January!