Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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The idea certainly has a peel.
bahaha well done sir!
Lost my virginity to a banana
Were you dancing up and down singing "Peanut butter jelly time"?
double win if you wore a banana flavored condom
"Like I'm not gonna get laid in this thirty-six hundred dollar banana suit...come on!"
@arthurlux: you win.
Right in the banana split!
Let me guess....you didn't mean for it to happen...he slipped on a banana peel and his dick landed in your banana puddin'?
Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Imma banana imma banana imma banna watch me move!
Was her spoon too big as well
And I think I've heard it all now!
Was gonna comment but franklinp wins lol
Did you do it by the big yellow joint?
I bet she was an ape costume. Haha!
I nearly lost my banana in a virginity suit!
anal virginity?....oh yeah, i just brought up buttsex
oooh fuck that virgin ass!
How waz it?