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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Apr 5, 12 at 3:15pm

    You could also start an escort service for them and call it "Drill, baby, drill"

  • 70 54
    Submitted by Linetrash on Apr 5, 12 at 2:25pm

    Pull over randomly and corn hole them with a gas pump- turn about is fair play

    • 60 65
      Submitted by slammin211s on Apr 5, 12 at 2:32pm

      lmao this comment was funnier than the actual text

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Apr 5, 12 at 3:14pm

    So being the towncar driver for a limo company is "lucrative"? Or is "driver" really "whore"? In which case, yes, possibly very lucrative.

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    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Apr 5, 12 at 3:01pm

    Yeah ever heard of the "walk a mile in someone else's shoes" saying? You wouldn't be bitching if you were making the money, so don't complain just because it's not you sitting at the top.