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  • 82 41
    Submitted by GOV on Mar 15, 11 at 11:03am

    If you are going to be detained by TSA, make sure it's a better reason than Bud Light!

  • 82 51
    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Mar 15, 11 at 11:05am

    luckily for you they didnt find the 5 pounds of cocaine in your anus

    • 50 39
      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 16, 11 at 9:59am

      winwinwinwinwinwinwinwin

  • 58 54
    Submitted by jimboland50 on Mar 15, 11 at 10:45am

    that is a true friend right there

  • 58 58
    Submitted by SimpleChimp on Mar 15, 11 at 2:15pm

    They pulled you out of line to lecture you about drinking crappy alcohal i assume

  • 46 39
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 15, 11 at 12:38pm

    Did they touch you more or less accordingly?

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Spnk on Mar 15, 11 at 2:09pm

    Nothin like an alcoholic with chairman status

  • 42 44
    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Mar 15, 11 at 11:40am

    You're Welcome!

  • 27 25
    Submitted by atlas117 on Feb 8, 12 at 3:22pm

    What if it was a Smirnoff ice?

  • 36 56
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 16, 11 at 2:34am

    thanks for being awesome?