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  • I totally would, and as he finished, I pray he would yell out, " And here it is, your moment of zen!!!!" hahaha!

    Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 3, 10 at 1:16pm
  • After what he did in 'Crossfire', someone ought to.

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 3, 10 at 12:36pm
  • Denver, what a town. And yes I too feel like I owe John Stewart a blowjob.

    Submitted by Ch3ddar on Sep 3, 10 at 1:34pm
  • I don't care if he's 47 and married. I'm in love with that beautiful, beautiful man.

    Submitted by hobogal on Sep 3, 10 at 2:09pm
  • No but I feel I should give Stephen Cobert a blumpkin

    Submitted by evolwayz on Sep 3, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Yes ... yes I do

    Submitted by johnnyk on Sep 3, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Guessing you caught the Terror Mosque debate, too?

    Submitted by grammar_slut on Sep 3, 10 at 2:18pm
  • Good enough to consider getting the T-shirt

    Submitted by bobkat on Sep 3, 10 at 10:12pm
  • No. He deserves a handjob. Only Stephen Colbert deserves a blowjob. With "God Bless America" in the background.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Sep 3, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Call someone an idiot and then proceed to spell badly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 1:16pm
  • Must be a liberal.

    Submitted by Tex1206 on Sep 3, 10 at 11:35am
  • You would suck him

    Submitted by tommysalami on Sep 3, 10 at 11:36am
  • Colbert > Stewart

    Submitted by thatONEtime on Sep 4, 10 at 2:47am
  • wow, who knew there were this many beck loving tea bag retards on tfln. way to get upset at two people you've never met, fucktards!

    Submitted by getwhatuget on Sep 3, 10 at 9:09pm
  • I don't even know who the fuck that is so no way Jose

    Submitted by bar9690 on Sep 4, 10 at 5:19am
  • Ah yes, Jon Stewart: leading America's smug sarcastic ignorant charge into the European abyss, blissfully ignoring the corruption and true controllers of our society.

    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 4:54pm
    • Speaking of ignorance, spellcheck much? Your username is reminiscent of the Three Stooges...

      Submitted by TenCuidado on Sep 4, 10 at 9:40am
  • No, and that statement was about as straight as a circle.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Sep 3, 10 at 12:09pm
  • Wow. Whole lot if libs on here. Jon stewart is a tool. Enough said

    Submitted by BondDaddy on Sep 4, 10 at 9:34am
  • Fucking hippie. Keep your change and shove it up your ass

    Submitted by dd32 on Sep 3, 10 at 11:40am
  • i would pretend to be a fannybandit and chug saltwater, so that when i blow in jon stewart's eye it would sting more

    Submitted by theriseofcolin on Sep 3, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Only if you're a democrat know-nothing environment-loving liberal waste of sperm liberal arts major sh*tstain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 5:34pm
    • careful, those liberal arts students will probably be your kids' teachers one day.\n\nand you should probably care at least a little about the environment since you live on earth. but i guess i'm just a stupid hippie environmentalist who goes to a liberal arts college, so how would i know?

      Submitted by ohnothingreally on Sep 3, 10 at 10:45pm
      • reading this conservative idiot's drawl made me loose enough braincells to populate a third world country

        Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 4, 10 at 4:06am
    • No, not only that. The other option is you think he’s hot and you like to give bjs...

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 5, 10 at 12:27pm
    • I'm all of those things, and I hate Jon Stewart. There are idiots on both sides of the political spectrum who think he's funny.

      Submitted by rutabaga421 on Sep 6, 10 at 5:01pm
  • No. Never. Not in this lifetime.

    Submitted by hideehole on Sep 3, 10 at 11:37am
  • just stop....youre hella homo just for thinkin that

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 3, 10 at 11:40am
  • First. Suck it

    Submitted by hideehole on Sep 3, 10 at 11:35am