so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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I totally would, and as he finished, I pray he would yell out, " And here it is, your moment of zen!!!!" hahaha!
One of the best comments I've read on here in a while!
After what he did in 'Crossfire', someone ought to.
Denver, what a town. And yes I too feel like I owe John Stewart a blowjob.
I don't care if he's 47 and married. I'm in love with that beautiful, beautiful man.
No but I feel I should give Stephen Cobert a blumpkin
Good enough to consider getting the T-shirt
Yes ... yes I do
Guessing you caught the Terror Mosque debate, too?
No. He deserves a handjob. Only Stephen Colbert deserves a blowjob. With "God Bless America" in the background.
Must be a liberal.
must be a right wing.
Was that supposed to pass for insightful?
it was supposed to pass for duh dipshit you ignoramus
Must have to bring politics into EVERYTHING.\nTEX you just obviously don't have a smart girl like this that knows when a good blow job is necessary.
Call someone an idiot and then proceed to spell badly
You would suck him
wow, who knew there were this many beck loving tea bag retards on tfln. way to get upset at two people you've never met, fucktards!
Colbert > Stewart
I don't even know who the fuck that is so no way Jose
Ah yes, Jon Stewart: leading America's smug sarcastic ignorant charge into the European abyss, blissfully ignoring the corruption and true controllers of our society.
Speaking of ignorance, spellcheck much? Your username is reminiscent of the Three Stooges...
No, and that statement was about as straight as a circle.
Wow. Whole lot if libs on here. Jon stewart is a tool. Enough said
Fucking hippie. Keep your change and shove it up your ass
Only if you're a democrat know-nothing environment-loving liberal waste of sperm liberal arts major sh*tstain
careful, those liberal arts students will probably be your kids' teachers one day.\n\nand you should probably care at least a little about the environment since you live on earth. but i guess i'm just a stupid hippie environmentalist who goes to a liberal arts college, so how would i know?
reading this conservative idiot's drawl made me loose enough braincells to populate a third world country
No, not only that. The other option is you think he’s hot and you like to give bjs...
I'm all of those things, and I hate Jon Stewart. There are idiots on both sides of the political spectrum who think he's funny.
No. Never. Not in this lifetime.
i would pretend to be a fannybandit and chug saltwater, so that when i blow in jon stewart's eye it would sting more
just stop....youre hella homo just for thinkin that
First. Suck it