He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Yes. Because she can totally get to her phone, unlock her phone, find the app, load the app, and use the app... All while in the arms of her "attacker"... Fail fail fail...
She's obviously drunk and all sense of logic is out the window. It's plausible that she actually did this.
You're an idiot. Her being drunk makes all of what happened in that text seem even more implausible. Drunken dexterity ftl.
If you can text while drunk, you can find an app while drunk.
Has anyone else noticed all the "iPhone app" text lately. It's like they are promoting the iPhone....\n\nTricky tricky.
This never happened.
This happened to me but she didn't have a phone or anything so she just started to claw my back to shit.... She passed back out before I got her inside out of the rain :(
I agree with marlishizzle
What in the hell is a vuvuzela
Ha I love that app. But that's true, this is def fake.
I'm pretty sure if your getting raped you don't take your sweet time getting your fuckin iPhone out
This text from last night is an epic fail..
If I hear the word "vuvuzela" one more fucking time, Im going to fucking kill someone.
Bullshit. That's all that needs to be said about this one.
She could've already had it up so all she had to do was unlock her phone
Ok guess what. The phone could have been unlocked already. That app doesn't take to long to load. If she has the iPhone 4 like I do then the load time is like one second.
Clicked on comments just to post fake as well. Agreed.
You are useless as a human.
I call bullshit
I call fake too.
Those annoying things you hear at the world cup in the backround
Yeah maybe you shouldn't see her
Moderator needs to take a giant sequoia in the ass for letting this text get posted. Yeah. Giant Sequoia.
Complete fail of a "text". Bullshit
Fakest of the fake.
No. That's all I have to say
Stupid as hell. If someones worried about being raped they don't take the time to get their vuvuzela app open
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