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  • Submitted by marlishizzle on Jul 7, 10 at 11:27am

    Yes. Because she can totally get to her phone, unlock her phone, find the app, load the app, and use the app... All while in the arms of her "attacker"... Fail fail fail...

    • Submitted by headhunter on Jul 7, 10 at 6:03pm

      She's obviously drunk and all sense of logic is out the window. It's plausible that she actually did this.

      • Submitted by quoteXunquote on Jul 7, 10 at 8:50pm

        You're an idiot. Her being drunk makes all of what happened in that text seem even more implausible. Drunken dexterity ftl.

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          Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 8:49pm

          If you can text while drunk, you can find an app while drunk.

  • Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 7, 10 at 12:06pm

    Has anyone else noticed all the "iPhone app" text lately. It's like they are promoting the iPhone....\n\nTricky tricky.

  • Submitted by brodieoh on Jul 7, 10 at 12:26pm

    This never happened.

  • Submitted by praznick on Jul 8, 10 at 12:47am

    Definitely fake

  • Submitted by afro on Jul 7, 10 at 11:24am

    ... Fail

  • Submitted by xoNYbaby on Jul 7, 10 at 11:32am

    I agree with marlishizzle

  • Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 7, 10 at 12:08pm


  • Submitted by Pjiggly on Jul 7, 10 at 12:49pm

    Ha I love that app. But that's true, this is def fake.

  • Submitted by abc101 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:07pm

    I'm pretty sure if your getting raped you don't take your sweet time getting your fuckin iPhone out

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    Submitted by Squarewheel on Nov 29, 10 at 12:16pm

    This happened to me but she didn't have a phone or anything so she just started to claw my back to shit.... She passed back out before I got her inside out of the rain :(

  • Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 7, 10 at 12:34pm

    This text from last night is an epic fail..

  • Submitted by SliinkiesXD on Jul 8, 10 at 3:53am

    What in the hell is a vuvuzela

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 7, 10 at 5:48pm

    If I hear the word "vuvuzela" one more fucking time, Im going to fucking kill someone.

  • Submitted by dweb619 on Jul 7, 10 at 6:28pm

    Ok guess what. The phone could have been unlocked already. That app doesn't take to long to load. If she has the iPhone 4 like I do then the load time is like one second.

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Jul 7, 10 at 1:10pm

    Clicked on comments just to post fake as well. Agreed.

  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 7, 10 at 8:12pm

    Bullshit. That's all that needs to be said about this one.

  • Submitted by veedubadict on Jul 7, 10 at 12:29pm

    She could've already had it up so all she had to do was unlock her phone

  • Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:19am


  • Submitted by bhang024 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:11am

    Those annoying things you hear at the world cup in the backround

  • Submitted by realtree on Jul 7, 10 at 7:23pm

    I call bullshit

  • Submitted by JackBauer on Jul 8, 10 at 2:18am

    Moderator needs to take a giant sequoia in the ass for letting this text get posted. Yeah. Giant Sequoia.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 7, 10 at 4:26pm

    I call fake too.

  • Submitted by theonetheonly on Jul 7, 10 at 11:24am

    Yeah maybe you shouldn't see her

  • Submitted by Rikoshi on Jul 7, 10 at 2:27pm

    Fakest of the fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:41pm

    Stupid as hell. If someones worried about being raped they don't take the time to get their vuvuzela app open

  • Submitted by shh713 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:43pm

    No. That's all I have to say

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 1:07pm

    No shorty shorty no shorty shorty no shorty no nahh nahh

  • Submitted by shortybk26 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:33pm

    Complete fail of a "text". Bullshit