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  • 99 60
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 1, 12 at 4:29pm

    if you listen to my peehole you can hear the ocean..just before the flood

  • 83 38
    Submitted by KillerRobotTree on Jun 1, 12 at 5:05pm

    Once you go black, you go deaf - Family Guy

  • 64 39
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 1, 12 at 4:23pm

    Betcha didn't see that coming, you heard it though!

    • 28 43
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 1, 12 at 4:26pm

      aaawwwww

    • 28 34
      Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jun 1, 12 at 4:57pm

      cumming?

      • 33 48
        Submitted by porksword on Jun 1, 12 at 6:44pm

        Stupid auto correct still hasn't figured out I'm a perv.

        • 32 50
          Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 1, 12 at 10:55pm

          was asking if I was cumming...and yes..yes I was

  • 45 37
    Submitted by D_Rock__ on Jun 2, 12 at 5:06am

    Better than something crawling into your penis. That would be traumatizing for any man.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 1, 12 at 7:36pm

    Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.

  • 40 34
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Jun 2, 12 at 2:52am

    Wee little dick...

  • 34 40
    Submitted by kermie2000 on Jun 2, 12 at 12:57pm

    pop!

  • 37 50
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 3, 12 at 1:17am

    Equeeze me? I cunt hear you. Speak a little louder and I can finger it out

    • 29 32
      Submitted by SSmackk on Jun 3, 12 at 8:40am

      twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I must have an ear infucktion.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 2, 12 at 1:14am

    Detachable penis!

  • 44 65
    Submitted by ninjaofthenight on Jun 1, 12 at 4:21pm

    ^tard

  • 34 55
    Submitted by pinkispretty on Jun 1, 12 at 6:25pm

    Have fun with that ear infection.

    • 31 49
      Submitted by porksword on Jun 1, 12 at 6:45pm

      You spelled infucktion wrong.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by DopeSandwichh on Jun 3, 12 at 1:40am

    Swimmers ear...

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 1, 12 at 11:48pm

    You're deaf now in one ear. It was caused by emotional, not physical, scarring

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jun 1, 12 at 4:19pm

    First.