It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Once you go black, you go deaf - Family Guy
if you listen to my peehole you can hear the ocean..just before the flood
Betcha didn't see that coming, you heard it though!
Stupid auto correct still hasn't figured out I'm a perv.
was asking if I was cumming...and yes..yes I was
Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.
Equeeze me? I cunt hear you. Speak a little louder and I can finger it out
twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I must have an ear infucktion.
Wee little dick...
Better than something crawling into your penis. That would be traumatizing for any man.
You're deaf now in one ear. It was caused by emotional, not physical, scarring
Have fun with that ear infection.
You spelled infucktion wrong.