My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Your 19 year old brother is in kindergarten? What ever happened to no child left behind....
why did this comment not get like 8390499 likes?
one child was definately left behind.
I'll raise a glass for him tonight.
He's the boy with the golden penis....the boy with the golden penis....
@highasballs: BEST. COMMENT. EVER. YOU WIN.
Just wait a few months, soon it will be "(insert whatever gross std symptom here)-cock"