Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Thanks for doing your part in keeping this country pro-choice.
I'm sure he was judging you by what your Original Intent was.
Sounds fake, but that said...you should have puked ON him. In for a penny; in for a pound, right?
"I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer." "You threw up *on* Dean Wormer."
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.
Too bad you didn't puke ON him!
Like a boss
WIN!! This is absolutely amazing you are my hero. Fuck Scalia
but were you listening to "the good times are killing me"?
I'm sure gods already judging
You forgot God dumbass
Yeah and next I'll tell you about the tooth fairy
Do I get to explain Santa this time?