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  • Submitted by shaveydavey on Apr 25, 12 at 10:21am

    Wow.... you're not even slutty. You're just a dirty bitch.

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    Submitted by TexasYankee7 on Apr 25, 12 at 10:20am

    have you heard of this thing called shampoo....or a condom?

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      Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:44am

      she heard it does wonders for the face so she was experimenting to see what it does for hair

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    Submitted by papichulokulo on Apr 25, 12 at 9:40am

    You should have just combined the dates. I'm sure neither one of them would have minded, cause then at least you wouldn't smell like dried jizz till after they were done with you.

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    Submitted by ChiveFrmLasNight on Apr 25, 12 at 12:53pm

    Do that guy a favor and cancel the dinner date

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    Submitted by ZAK13 on Apr 25, 12 at 11:01am

    Is your name Mary and your dates name Ted?

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    Submitted by keto06 on Apr 25, 12 at 9:32am

    stay classy Houston

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    Submitted by pinkispretty on Apr 25, 12 at 9:38am

    What a gem.

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    Submitted by laubach on Apr 25, 12 at 10:33am

    a cock lunch with a side of whore way to start your afternoon

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    Submitted by skeezer on Apr 26, 12 at 1:46am

    Wow! I guess the carpet will be matching the drapes later.

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    Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:43am

    so for lunch you had a cockmeat sandwich and for dinner you are ordering a Italian sausage and meatballs ?

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    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 25, 12 at 3:07pm

    Hahahajaja!

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    Submitted by paigeunicorn on Nov 26, 12 at 10:30pm

    This is my life

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 7, 13 at 8:36pm

    Had a casual fuck buddy at work, hooked up for lunch and she told me she wanted my cum on her tits, next day this a-hole I work with was bragging he took her out last night and made it to 2nd base, said her tits were so sweet.