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  • Wow.... you're not even slutty. You're just a dirty bitch.

    Submitted by shaveydavey on Apr 25, 12 at 10:21am
  • have you heard of this thing called shampoo....or a condom?

    Submitted by TexasYankee7 on Apr 25, 12 at 10:20am
    • she heard it does wonders for the face so she was experimenting to see what it does for hair

      Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:44am
  • You should have just combined the dates. I'm sure neither one of them would have minded, cause then at least you wouldn't smell like dried jizz till after they were done with you.

    Submitted by papichulokulo on Apr 25, 12 at 9:40am
  • stay classy Houston

    Submitted by keto06 on Apr 25, 12 at 9:32am
  • Do that guy a favor and cancel the dinner date

    Submitted by ChiveFrmLasNight on Apr 25, 12 at 12:53pm
  • Is your name Mary and your dates name Ted?

    Submitted by ZAK13 on Apr 25, 12 at 11:01am
  • What a gem.

    Submitted by pinkispretty on Apr 25, 12 at 9:38am
  • a cock lunch with a side of whore way to start your afternoon

    Submitted by laubach on Apr 25, 12 at 10:33am
  • Wow! I guess the carpet will be matching the drapes later.

    Submitted by skeezer on Apr 26, 12 at 1:46am
  • Hahahajaja!

    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 25, 12 at 3:07pm
  • so for lunch you had a cockmeat sandwich and for dinner you are ordering a Italian sausage and meatballs ?

    Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:43am
  • Had a casual fuck buddy at work, hooked up for lunch and she told me she wanted my cum on her tits, next day this a-hole I work with was bragging he took her out last night and made it to 2nd base, said her tits were so sweet.

    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 7, 13 at 8:36pm
  • This is my life

    Submitted by paigeunicorn on Nov 26, 12 at 10:30pm