I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Wow.... you're not even slutty. You're just a dirty bitch.
You should have just combined the dates. I'm sure neither one of them would have minded, cause then at least you wouldn't smell like dried jizz till after they were done with you.
have you heard of this thing called shampoo....or a condom?
she heard it does wonders for the face so she was experimenting to see what it does for hair
Do that guy a favor and cancel the dinner date
stay classy Houston
Is your name Mary and your dates name Ted?
What a gem.
a cock lunch with a side of whore way to start your afternoon
Wow! I guess the carpet will be matching the drapes later.
so for lunch you had a cockmeat sandwich and for dinner you are ordering a Italian sausage and meatballs ?
Had a casual fuck buddy at work, hooked up for lunch and she told me she wanted my cum on her tits, next day this a-hole I work with was bragging he took her out last night and made it to 2nd base, said her tits were so sweet.
This is my life