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  • 88 54
    Submitted by Andr913 on Feb 27, 12 at 9:13am

    Approve of this bet I do.

  • 58 40
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 27, 12 at 9:02pm

    Another drink, like I would! Damn. Yoda's rolling over in his funeral pyre!

  • 59 50
    Submitted by comrade_sir on Feb 27, 12 at 10:16pm

    Had a dry dick, you did.

  • 46 37
    Submitted by Gonnagetmesome on Feb 28, 12 at 8:28am

    No pussy you got !

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 27, 12 at 9:47am

    Ordering would be kinda confusing. Saying "drink another for me" isn't going to get you served.

    • 62 57
      Submitted by Farvamus_prime on Feb 27, 12 at 9:56am

      Nah it would be more like, "Another drink, I would like.Mmmmhhh!"

  • 47 56
    Submitted by MustangMatte on Feb 28, 12 at 2:38am

    I think drunk yoda would speak normal

  • 51 64
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Feb 27, 12 at 12:09pm

    Who ever slips up buys drinks?

  • 47 64
    Submitted by thizgrL on Feb 28, 12 at 8:03am

    no wonder you don't get laid....

  • 39 53
    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 27, 12 at 4:14pm

    be with you, The Force will be.

  • 43 79
    Submitted by comrade_sir on Feb 27, 12 at 9:52pm

    Had a dry dick, you did.