Check out other texts from: Miami University of Ohio (OH)

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 40 18
    Submitted by soccer360 on Oct 12, 12 at 12:27pm

    Why is this marriage material? Be prepared for blame, and obviously you will accept, for everything. Good Luck!

  • 31 10
    Submitted by MollyWhopp on Oct 12, 12 at 9:40pm

    Oh lord, your begging to wake up one day with your nuts glued to your leg for something her EX boyfriend did. Have fun!

  • 30 13
    Submitted by Deadwhale on Oct 12, 12 at 1:14pm

    There's one born every minute.

  • 23 15
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 13, 12 at 1:15am

    So you want to marry a chick that's obviously crazy and completely irrational? Sounds like a great plan. Ill give it to you that she's probably phenomenal in bed tho! Because that's how it works with all the crazy ones. Drives you insane and then fucks the everylivinv shit out of you!

  • 14 20
    Submitted by bigdickplaya on Oct 12, 12 at 7:28pm

    When my baby gravy dries, it gets reeeaaal hard. *unforgivable voice.