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  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 23, 12 at 4:55pm

    She wouldn't gobble so she got stuffed?

  • Submitted by gadawgs23 on Nov 23, 12 at 4:31pm

    I'm pretty sure that's the reason half the people today were born.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 23, 12 at 4:46pm

    If it wasn't that night, it would have been another.

  • 62 21
    Submitted by squibkick on Nov 23, 12 at 9:51pm

    Pass the yams.

  • 60 29
    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 23, 12 at 6:03pm

    Your mom sounds like one classy lady....

  • 54 20
    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Nov 23, 12 at 4:26pm

    I bet that made you feel loved

  • 45 29
    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 24, 12 at 9:10am

    Oh yeah, and too sore for more reverse cowgirl anal.

  • 30 15
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Nov 24, 12 at 5:31pm

    Snip snip... Some mistakes are expensive and they cry a lot

  • 37 34
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 23, 12 at 4:28pm

    The more you know...

  • 31 23
    Submitted by squibkick on Nov 24, 12 at 9:20pm

    Did she play Men At Work's "It's a Mistake" before dropping this bomb on you?

  • 30 22
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 24, 12 at 7:17pm

    Way to make your kid feel wanted and loved. I'm so sorry.

  • 30 22
    Submitted by Scott69 on Nov 24, 12 at 9:18am

    Classy Dinner

  • 25 18
    Submitted by planbplus on Nov 24, 12 at 1:06pm

    Good one @porksword

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Nov 23, 12 at 4:14pm

    Eighty Eight

    • 24 18
      Submitted by polacke on Nov 23, 12 at 4:39pm

      polacke

    • 23 18
      Submitted by ck24 on Nov 23, 12 at 6:02pm

      CK24

    • 25 20
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 23, 12 at 6:15pm

      number of times eighty-eight's dad made him give him a bj