Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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She wouldn't gobble so she got stuffed?
I'm pretty sure that's the reason half the people today were born.
Pass the yams.
If it wasn't that night, it would have been another.
I bet that made you feel loved
Your mom sounds like one classy lady....
Oh yeah, and too sore for more reverse cowgirl anal.
Way to make your kid feel wanted and loved. I'm so sorry.
Did she play Men At Work's "It's a Mistake" before dropping this bomb on you?
The more you know...
Snip snip... Some mistakes are expensive and they cry a lot
Good one @porksword
number of times eighty-eight's dad made him give him a bj