That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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It ain't easy being cheesy.
If rubbing it lazily while eating Cheetos isn't the worst, what is?
Well, now if I ever encounter a woman with a bright orange vulva, I'll know what she's been doing.
That's, my, area, code.......... 0.o
Why would you want to claim something like that? I'd be cringing in embarrassment that it came from my area...
Hahaha!!! "It ain't easy being cheesy". Freaking hilarious!
Let' hope the cheesy fingers are from the Cheetos and not her vag