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  • blame the one that came in your vagina not the one that came out

    Submitted by gabraham on Jun 10, 12 at 2:34pm
    • Better yet, blame yourself. It's easy enough to avoid.

      Submitted by GutterBalls on Jun 10, 12 at 5:21pm
      • Or take care of once it happens.. and yes I went for the abortion angle.. what of it

        Submitted by Wolf32889 on Jun 15, 12 at 12:47am
  • You can thank Louis CK for this joke.

    Submitted by lizabrat on Jun 10, 12 at 3:59pm
  • It's OK, just that attitude alone will pay them back, in spades...let me know if they still talk to you after they turn 18

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 10, 12 at 2:55pm
  • Louis C.K.!!!

    Submitted by Mordred47 on Jun 10, 12 at 7:55pm
  • I hope for your sake your child never sees this or you might have an unfortunate wheelchair accident on your way to a "home"

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 11, 12 at 12:08am
  • Most people just call that having a kid...

    Submitted by gotaholtofit on Jun 10, 12 at 3:30pm
  • The problem is you dated assholes just to piss off you mother. You deserve this.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 11, 12 at 1:26am
  • maybe you should have kept your knees closed then nothing would be coming out cuz nothing would have went in

    Submitted by mumfackler on Jun 11, 12 at 2:01am
  • Ah, the parents' eternal curse: "Just wait till you have children of your own!"

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 10, 12 at 4:58pm
  • Cfreymarc, please have a vasectomy. It will make the world a better place.

    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:36pm
  • Amen sister.

    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:35pm