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  • Submitted by gabraham on Jun 10, 12 at 2:34pm

    blame the one that came in your vagina not the one that came out

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      Submitted by GutterBalls on Jun 10, 12 at 5:21pm

      Better yet, blame yourself. It's easy enough to avoid.

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        Submitted by Wolf32889 on Jun 15, 12 at 12:47am

        Or take care of once it happens.. and yes I went for the abortion angle.. what of it

  • Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 10, 12 at 2:55pm

    It's OK, just that attitude alone will pay them back, in spades...let me know if they still talk to you after they turn 18

  • Submitted by lizabrat on Jun 10, 12 at 3:59pm

    You can thank Louis CK for this joke.

  • Submitted by Mordred47 on Jun 10, 12 at 7:55pm

    Louis C.K.!!!

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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 11, 12 at 12:08am

    I hope for your sake your child never sees this or you might have an unfortunate wheelchair accident on your way to a "home"

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    Submitted by gotaholtofit on Jun 10, 12 at 3:30pm

    Most people just call that having a kid...

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 11, 12 at 1:26am

    The problem is you dated assholes just to piss off you mother. You deserve this.

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    Submitted by mumfackler on Jun 11, 12 at 2:01am

    maybe you should have kept your knees closed then nothing would be coming out cuz nothing would have went in

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 10, 12 at 4:58pm

    Ah, the parents' eternal curse: "Just wait till you have children of your own!"

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    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:36pm

    Cfreymarc, please have a vasectomy. It will make the world a better place.

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    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:35pm

    Amen sister.