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  • 57 49
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 10, 12 at 5:39pm

    No officer; really--she likes to be stripped naked, chained, gaged and blindfolded. And ride in the trunk. Honest!

  • 51 42
    Submitted by PenisVagina on Dec 10, 12 at 11:15am

    Pppssshhh legally...

  • 50 43
    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 10, 12 at 3:09pm

    It's only kidnapping if you get caught!

    • 41 29
      Submitted by planbplus on Dec 10, 12 at 7:38pm

      or they survive to report it.

  • 41 34
    Submitted by kermie2000 on Dec 10, 12 at 11:00am

    Not if you're ok with it...problem solved

  • 38 35
    Submitted by squishirex on Dec 10, 12 at 10:15pm

    You can't kidnap beer