Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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what. the. fuck.
The moment of birth? Or the moment of conception? Moment of birth just sounds painful
Who's your daddy?
Thanks for proving Freud right
Gotta be the worst "lets have sex" line i've heard in a while..
no hun. birth is the opposite of sex.
Ooh I hope it was a C section.
Best thing I've ever heard. Lmao
Wear a helmet in case u just fall out
I feel like this is the definition of bromance
Idk..I thought this was funny lol