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  • Submitted by effyeahrenocore on Apr 27, 11 at 2:08pm

    what. the. fuck.

  • Submitted by StonedSober on Apr 27, 11 at 4:08pm

    The moment of birth? Or the moment of conception? Moment of birth just sounds painful

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 10:12pm

    Who's your daddy?

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 27, 11 at 2:50pm

    Thanks for proving Freud right

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 27, 11 at 5:56pm

    Ooh I hope it was a C section.

  • Submitted by bensanders on Apr 27, 11 at 2:37pm

    Gotta be the worst "lets have sex" line i've heard in a while..

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      Submitted by dyzzie on Apr 27, 11 at 10:19pm

      no hun. birth is the opposite of sex.

  • Submitted by AshipherSmithers on Apr 28, 11 at 8:46am

    Best thing I've ever heard. Lmao

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    Submitted by niteride on Jul 10, 12 at 9:37pm

    Wear a helmet in case u just fall out

  • Submitted by loserrr on Apr 27, 11 at 3:27pm

    I feel like this is the definition of bromance

  • Submitted by syn_ on Apr 27, 11 at 8:12pm

    Idk..I thought this was funny lol