Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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what. the. fuck.
The moment of birth? Or the moment of conception? Moment of birth just sounds painful
Who's your daddy?
Ooh I hope it was a C section.
Thanks for proving Freud right
Gotta be the worst "lets have sex" line i've heard in a while..
no hun. birth is the opposite of sex.
Best thing I've ever heard. Lmao
Wear a helmet in case u just fall out
Idk..I thought this was funny lol
I feel like this is the definition of bromance