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  • Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 19, 12 at 12:15pm

    lmao this is just sad...but let this be a lesson..nobody likes goin down on unwashed junk

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      Submitted by friskykitty on Jun 20, 12 at 2:50am

      precisely the reason why I broke up with my last boyfriend. gag, indeed. blech.

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        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:57am

        I even bought him soap. He was such a nice guy! He moved furniture, listened etc...but I love to go down and don't want the smell to transfer

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          Submitted by friskykitty on Jun 20, 12 at 3:09am

          same. I had to tell him to shower before I went down on him. his reply, "but I just showered, yesterday..." and that was just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. he was good to me... but not THAT good. only so much stank a girl can handle.

  • Submitted by tg03 on Jun 19, 12 at 1:23pm

    Note to all stage five clingers: Begging someone to respond doesn't make them respond.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:52am

      I have. It just eggs on the clinger and teaches them to do it more. All of a sudden you are in a relationship with the clinger and don't know why, but it's your own fking fault.

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 19, 12 at 12:57pm

    Gagging isn't the offense here, being an insecure clinger is.

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    Submitted by jltc on Jun 19, 12 at 2:37pm

    Ok, so just like as with "you stay classy", we're now officially done with "stage five clinger".

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    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:56am

    And, just a thought. It's amaizing the disgusting embarassing shit that has happened during sex and the dudes still come back for more. A little gagging was not the problem.

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    Submitted by irnmdn2000 on Jun 21, 12 at 6:58am

    Why does everyone assume this is a female texting? Could easily be a male.

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    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:58am

    NuNu: washing it just made the smell angry.

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Jun 19, 12 at 2:46pm

    Hey, I've been at that one, too.

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    Submitted by photorobert on Jul 16, 12 at 8:19pm

    if you get this succession of texts and you're the man receiving them, RUN

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    Submitted by dynasty55 on Jun 19, 12 at 11:17pm

    jltc- I concur!

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    Submitted by fatboyexpress on Jun 19, 12 at 12:07pm

    I'm here I'll answer haha nice