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  • lmao this is just sad...but let this be a lesson..nobody likes goin down on unwashed junk

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 19, 12 at 12:15pm
    • precisely the reason why I broke up with my last boyfriend. gag, indeed. blech.

      Submitted by friskykitty on Jun 20, 12 at 2:50am
      • I even bought him soap. He was such a nice guy! He moved furniture, listened etc...but I love to go down and don't want the smell to transfer

        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:57am
        • same. I had to tell him to shower before I went down on him. his reply, "but I just showered, yesterday..." and that was just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. he was good to me... but not THAT good. only so much stank a girl can handle.

          Submitted by friskykitty on Jun 20, 12 at 3:09am
  • Note to all stage five clingers: Begging someone to respond doesn't make them respond.

    Submitted by tg03 on Jun 19, 12 at 1:23pm
    • I have. It just eggs on the clinger and teaches them to do it more. All of a sudden you are in a relationship with the clinger and don't know why, but it's your own fking fault.

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:52am
  • Gagging isn't the offense here, being an insecure clinger is.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 19, 12 at 12:57pm
  • And, just a thought. It's amaizing the disgusting embarassing shit that has happened during sex and the dudes still come back for more. A little gagging was not the problem.

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:56am
  • Why does everyone assume this is a female texting? Could easily be a male.

    Submitted by irnmdn2000 on Jun 21, 12 at 6:58am
  • Ok, so just like as with "you stay classy", we're now officially done with "stage five clinger".

    Submitted by jltc on Jun 19, 12 at 2:37pm
  • NuNu: washing it just made the smell angry.

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:58am
  • jltc- I concur!

    Submitted by dynasty55 on Jun 19, 12 at 11:17pm
  • if you get this succession of texts and you're the man receiving them, RUN

    Submitted by photorobert on Jul 16, 12 at 8:19pm
  • I'm here I'll answer haha nice

    Submitted by fatboyexpress on Jun 19, 12 at 12:07pm
  • Hey, I've been at that one, too.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Jun 19, 12 at 2:46pm