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  • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 1:04pm

    I got sexted by a guy once...sent me his dick by mistake...thought I was a chick named Samantha..I sent him a pic of mine said Sam's busy

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    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Dec 31, 11 at 10:58am

    Why do I never get random texts like this?

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    Submitted by pittgal228 on Dec 31, 11 at 10:25am

    Ha ha! I love wrong # texts

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 31, 11 at 12:21pm

    Oh, sorry Grandma. And I'm STILL not doin body shots off ya.

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    Submitted by squibkick on Dec 31, 11 at 8:03pm

    Father Murphy. My apologies my son. Go in faith.

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 31, 11 at 11:30am

    Yup...been there

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    Submitted by afrojew on Jan 2, 12 at 9:01pm

    Im oddly inspired by this

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    Submitted by Duicew1 on Dec 31, 11 at 11:59am

    Oops... Sorry son.

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:11pm

    This is the ghost of Christmas blast. Expect a text from Christmas foreskin, a swell as ebennezer poon

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 31, 11 at 2:42pm

    That's awesome Nunu

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    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 31, 11 at 2:07pm

    Awesome.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 31, 11 at 3:25pm

    Dad, is that you?

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 1, 12 at 3:34pm

    Dennis , that you?