Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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I got sexted by a guy once...sent me his dick by mistake...thought I was a chick named Samantha..I sent him a pic of mine said Sam's busy
Oh, sorry Grandma. And I'm STILL not doin body shots off ya.
Ha ha! I love wrong # texts
Why do I never get random texts like this?
This is the ghost of Christmas blast. Expect a text from Christmas foreskin, a swell as ebennezer poon
Oops... Sorry son.
Father Murphy. My apologies my son. Go in faith.
That's awesome Nunu
Dad, is that you?
Im oddly inspired by this
Dennis , that you?