And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Got to be awkward being the stripper at your own grandma's party.
Go up and steal a pair of granny panties!
It's kinda an open for business sign!!
Enjoy crouching for that family picture!
Well at least you'll know which of grandmas "gentleman callers" came prepared for business...
All of that class class class class class
So, you and granny have something in common!
Sure it made grandpa's day!
This begs the question. Does going out in the short dress and no underwear make you a whore?
maybe she did have underwear on with a different dress, when she walked into a waiter for starring at another waiter & got the tray all over her pretty dress, her smutty cousin who lives with grandma offered to give her another dress but she didn't want to risk catching something from her cousin's underwear so she freballed.... there a series of unfortunate events.
... are you handicapped?
I had your Granny way back when. She always went Commando.