FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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Pussy for beer?!? Sounds like my sister
This was my cat. It was a kitten and it annoyed the living shit out of me. When I put it up for grabs all these girls went crazy over it. I decided to auction it off and one friend offered me a 40oz of PBR.
This is a phone call occasion. Call that hooker up and bitch-slap him verbally.
Cats suck anyway. Good trade
I know that after beer, I definitely want pussy. Bad trade.
But... If it wasn't his cat... \n:(
I have traded my cat for a coffee table before.. But a 40?! Not even a case?!
IT WAS PROBABLY A CHINESE RESTAURANT...BUY A CASE OF BEER GET 24 CATS....IMAGINE ALL THE CHICKEN BROCOLLI OR GEN TSAO'S CHICKEN!
2:45 -- Not true; all four of my brothers love cats. Mainly they love teasing them, true, but you can bet that they wouldn't trade them for alcohol.
I would definatly trade a cat for beer
Fucking awesome. Cats are fucking useless... Unless they get u beer!
id trade a cat for beer anyday.
At least he traded pussy for beer.
Best text message ever
No Jeff inspired a bunch of cock sucking copycats so he is responsible. But I'm not mad cuz I no he is sexting his brother and that's just funny
Why does everyone hate cats. Their so easy unlike dogs that have to have attention every hour or so. Idk... I would take a cat anyday over a dog, but that's just me.
Jeff shut the fuck up
I get more beer posing nude for kids in art school.. I should have just broken the kittens neck and tossed it in the garbage.
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOVES ITTT
I shot your fucking cat!
I thought it would bring closure to our
sounds like something a cherry hill person would do
Oh, I get it! It's funny because whoever the text was sent to considers a cat less valuable than a 40.oz of beer!
I'd totally fuck your cat.
Um I'll give you my cat!!! For free but if u throw in a 40 I'll be happier!!!
You...gave your cat away.....for a 40 of PBR? fucking hipster.
6:37 that brandon dusche did too!
WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO TRADED THEIR BEER FOR A STUPID CAT?!
as long as its not an OLD E i guess its ok.
if its a hurricane, or a laser... im in
-the cat lady
make sure that "cat" doesnt have as much hair as a cat
Chuck Norris doent need to masturbate, he is naturally hard as a fuckin rock.
Cats are evil. He did you a FAVOR. :3
I'm sorry Jeff but u fuckin ruined this site
everyone that says stupid shit like "this text is
funny...in America" should seriously get over
the fact that they have no life. this text was
actually pretty funny.
Oh I get it! It's funny because trading someones cat for a small amount of alcohol is not considered a fair trade or morally correct!
he probably had to give then beer to take the cat
Fuck cats. Worth every oz lol
If I had a nickle..
CHOP CHOP....THE COOK AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
I hate cats.
it's malt liquor, it's different
I'm a girl who would most definitely trade a cat for alcohol! Maybe not beer... but give me vodka and I'm game!!!
Dear girls with cats,
Those things are fucking annoying. If someone offered to take that thing away AND give us beer, we're taking them up on it.
Doesn't a "40" normally imply hard liquor? I've never even heard of beer being sold in 40s.
this is not at all surprising for south jersey.
This is totally believable. Especially if the dude had been drinking before the 40 and if the cat was a piece of shit. Although, I'd take a trade oppositely, I'd trade a$2.50 40 of OE 800 for cat any day.
Cat or booze? I'd take the booze any day
I hate bats.
epic. i laughed my ass off for once.
No... just no....
7:30 you are a retard. 40 OUNCES OF BEER.
This text is funny...in America
Not beer, malt liquor!
I'd do it. My cat is Satan.
Gonna giggle about this all day....ROFLMAO
Of course they did, who wouldn't...CATS SUCK!!!
LOL @ 3:11 and 3:17 !!!
Damn that sucks, also Jeff can go suck a dick
Cats are from Satan; dude saved your life
That seems like an excellent trade to me. Fuck cats... give me some beer!
I'd give a cat away too
2:41 and 2:46 are hilarious. 3:11 is not.
cats suck and deserve to be given away
Jeff should go suck a dick
Hope u die
Dude, only a 40? You should have at least held out for a 24 pack.