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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:41pm

    Pussy for beer?!? Sounds like my sister

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:40pm

    This was my cat. It was a kitten and it annoyed the living shit out of me. When I put it up for grabs all these girls went crazy over it. I decided to auction it off and one friend offered me a 40oz of PBR.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm

    2:45 -- Not true; all four of my brothers love cats. Mainly they love teasing them, true, but you can bet that they wouldn't trade them for alcohol.

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:08pm

    I have traded my cat for a coffee table before.. But a 40?! Not even a case?!

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:28pm

    Why does everyone hate cats. Their so easy unlike dogs that have to have attention every hour or so. Idk... I would take a cat anyday over a dog, but that's just me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:46pm

    I know that after beer, I definitely want pussy. Bad trade.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:45pm

    Dear girls with cats, Those things are fucking annoying. If someone offered to take that thing away AND give us beer, we're taking them up on it. Sincerely, Men

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:26pm

    I would definatly trade a cat for beer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:08pm

    WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO TRADED THEIR BEER FOR A STUPID CAT?! hate cats

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because whoever the text was sent to considers a cat less valuable than a 40.oz of beer! ~Jeff

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:47pm

    This is a phone call occasion. Call that hooker up and bitch-slap him verbally.

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm

    Best text message ever

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    IT WAS PROBABLY A CHINESE RESTAURANT...BUY A CASE OF BEER GET 24 CATS....IMAGINE ALL THE CHICKEN BROCOLLI OR GEN TSAO'S CHICKEN!

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:51pm

    6:37 that brandon dusche did too!

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:53pm

    I'd totally fuck your cat.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:27pm

    Chuck Norris doent need to masturbate, he is naturally hard as a fuckin rock. -Chuck Norrisī€

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:56pm

    I'd do it. My cat is Satan.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 28, 10 at 12:59pm

    Good deal!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by MrJoNeZz94 on Apr 17, 10 at 9:23am

    Lol nicee

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:20pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because trading someones cat for a small amount of alcohol is not considered a fair trade or morally correct! -Jeff

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:18pm

    this is not at all surprising for south jersey.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm

    make sure that "cat" doesnt have as much hair as a cat

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:25pm

    id trade a cat for beer anyday.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:20pm

    I hate cats. -Batgirl

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:12pm

    Meowwwwwwww -the cat lady

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:25pm

    No Jeff inspired a bunch of cock sucking copycats so he is responsible. But I'm not mad cuz I no he is sexting his brother and that's just funny

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:00pm

    Not beer, malt liquor!

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:20pm

    Jeff shut the fuck up

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:47pm

    as long as its not an OLD E i guess its ok. if its a hurricane, or a laser... im in GO PHILLSSSSSSSSSSS

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:34pm

    Fucking awesome. Cats are fucking useless... Unless they get u beer!

  • 47 52
    Submitted by FunnyShit23 on May 11, 11 at 4:04am

    Cats suck anyway. Good trade

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:28pm

    LOL @ 3:11 and 3:17 !!!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:47pm

    2:41 and 2:46 are hilarious. 3:11 is not.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:58pm

    At least he traded pussy for beer.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:20pm

    I hate bats. -Catgirl

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:37pm

    I'm sorry Jeff but u fuckin ruined this site

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:44pm

    he probably had to give then beer to take the cat

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:46pm

    Cats are evil. He did you a FAVOR. :3

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:17pm

    If I had a nickle.. -Bradon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:43pm

    Cat or booze? I'd take the booze any day

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:24pm

    everyone that says stupid shit like "this text is funny...in America" should seriously get over the fact that they have no life. this text was actually pretty funny.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:47pm

    as long as its not an OLD E i guess its ok. if its a hurricane, or a laser... im in GO PHILLSSSSSSSSSSS

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:39pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA LOVES ITTT

  • 63 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:17pm

    That seems like an excellent trade to me. Fuck cats... give me some beer!

  • 44 58
    Submitted by synystercypher on Jul 17, 10 at 10:30pm

    Um I'll give you my cat!!! For free but if u throw in a 40 I'll be happier!!!

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:43am

    epic. i laughed my ass off for once.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:42pm

    I get more beer posing nude for kids in art school.. I should have just broken the kittens neck and tossed it in the garbage.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by savisawesome on Jan 25, 10 at 7:42pm

    sounds like something a cherry hill person would do

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:20pm

    No... just no.... -Catman

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:22am

    it's malt liquor, it's different

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:45pm

    3:26 This is totally believable. Especially if the dude had been drinking before the 40 and if the cat was a piece of shit. Although, I'd take a trade oppositely, I'd trade a$2.50 40 of OE 800 for cat any day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm

    Of course they did, who wouldn't...CATS SUCK!!!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by sounrad on Nov 19, 10 at 5:09pm

    You...gave your cat away.....for a 40 of PBR? fucking hipster.

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:15pm

    I shot your fucking cat! What?! Why?! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:15pm

    This text is funny...in America

  • 43 67
    Submitted by haleycomet on Oct 5, 10 at 11:25pm

    But... If it wasn't his cat... \n:(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:43pm

    cats suck and deserve to be given away

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:15pm

    Damn that sucks, also Jeff can go suck a dick

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    CHOP CHOP....THE COOK AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:54pm

    I'd give a cat away too

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:07pm

    Gonna giggle about this all day....ROFLMAO

  • 54 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:01am

    7:30 you are a retard. 40 OUNCES OF BEER.

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:34pm

    I'm a girl who would most definitely trade a cat for alcohol! Maybe not beer... but give me vodka and I'm game!!!

  • 50 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:14pm

    Dude, only a 40? You should have at least held out for a 24 pack.

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:57pm

    Hope u die

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:55pm

    Fuck cats. Worth every oz lol

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:06pm

    Jeff should go suck a dick

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:20pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:30pm

    Doesn't a "40" normally imply hard liquor? I've never even heard of beer being sold in 40s.

  • 41 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:45pm

    Cats are from Satan; dude saved your life