FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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Pussy for beer?!? Sounds like my sister
This was my cat. It was a kitten and it annoyed the living shit out of me. When I put it up for grabs all these girls went crazy over it. I decided to auction it off and one friend offered me a 40oz of PBR.
This is a phone call occasion. Call that hooker up and bitch-slap him verbally.
Cats suck anyway. Good trade
I know that after beer, I definitely want pussy. Bad trade.
IT WAS PROBABLY A CHINESE RESTAURANT...BUY A CASE OF BEER GET 24 CATS....IMAGINE ALL THE CHICKEN BROCOLLI OR GEN TSAO'S CHICKEN!
But... If it wasn't his cat... \n:(
I would definatly trade a cat for beer
2:45 -- Not true; all four of my brothers love cats. Mainly they love teasing them, true, but you can bet that they wouldn't trade them for alcohol.
I have traded my cat for a coffee table before.. But a 40?! Not even a case?!
Fucking awesome. Cats are fucking useless... Unless they get u beer!
At least he traded pussy for beer.
No Jeff inspired a bunch of cock sucking copycats so he is responsible. But I'm not mad cuz I no he is sexting his brother and that's just funny
id trade a cat for beer anyday.
Best text message ever
Jeff shut the fuck up
Why does everyone hate cats. Their so easy unlike dogs that have to have attention every hour or so. Idk... I would take a cat anyday over a dog, but that's just me.
I get more beer posing nude for kids in art school.. I should have just broken the kittens neck and tossed it in the garbage.
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOVES ITTT
sounds like something a cherry hill person would do
Um I'll give you my cat!!! For free but if u throw in a 40 I'll be happier!!!
I shot your fucking cat!
I thought it would bring closure to our
Oh, I get it! It's funny because whoever the text was sent to considers a cat less valuable than a 40.oz of beer!
I'd totally fuck your cat.
You...gave your cat away.....for a 40 of PBR? fucking hipster.
as long as its not an OLD E i guess its ok.
if its a hurricane, or a laser... im in
6:37 that brandon dusche did too!
Chuck Norris doent need to masturbate, he is naturally hard as a fuckin rock.
Oh I get it! It's funny because trading someones cat for a small amount of alcohol is not considered a fair trade or morally correct!
-the cat lady
everyone that says stupid shit like "this text is
funny...in America" should seriously get over
the fact that they have no life. this text was
actually pretty funny.
make sure that "cat" doesnt have as much hair as a cat
Fuck cats. Worth every oz lol
he probably had to give then beer to take the cat
Cats are evil. He did you a FAVOR. :3
If I had a nickle..
WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO TRADED THEIR BEER FOR A STUPID CAT?!
I'm sorry Jeff but u fuckin ruined this site
I'm a girl who would most definitely trade a cat for alcohol! Maybe not beer... but give me vodka and I'm game!!!
I hate cats.
it's malt liquor, it's different
Dear girls with cats,
Those things are fucking annoying. If someone offered to take that thing away AND give us beer, we're taking them up on it.
CHOP CHOP....THE COOK AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
Cat or booze? I'd take the booze any day
Doesn't a "40" normally imply hard liquor? I've never even heard of beer being sold in 40s.
I hate bats.
Not beer, malt liquor!
Gonna giggle about this all day....ROFLMAO
I'd do it. My cat is Satan.
No... just no....
This is totally believable. Especially if the dude had been drinking before the 40 and if the cat was a piece of shit. Although, I'd take a trade oppositely, I'd trade a$2.50 40 of OE 800 for cat any day.
epic. i laughed my ass off for once.
Of course they did, who wouldn't...CATS SUCK!!!
this is not at all surprising for south jersey.
This text is funny...in America
7:30 you are a retard. 40 OUNCES OF BEER.
That seems like an excellent trade to me. Fuck cats... give me some beer!
Cats are from Satan; dude saved your life
LOL @ 3:11 and 3:17 !!!
Damn that sucks, also Jeff can go suck a dick
2:41 and 2:46 are hilarious. 3:11 is not.
cats suck and deserve to be given away
I'd give a cat away too
Dude, only a 40? You should have at least held out for a 24 pack.
Hope u die
Jeff should go suck a dick