He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Your Asian neighbor's cats should be thankful to be alive.
They probably got used a couple times already and are just thankful for nine lives.
They're not judging you; they smell tuna wafting through the air.
Is it just me or is the whole "judgment" thing getting really old? Every other text is about "judgment". Also, can we stop using the word "epic"? FUCK.
we are Siamese if you please...
They are judging you bc you had the hairiest pussy of them all
Lucky pussys lol
Why does it matter if the neighbors are Asian?
They may be dinner later, so be glad you gave them a show while they're still around!
They haven't eaten the cats already?
Awww leave Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner alone!! They just smell the scent of tuna.
10, 10, 9.9