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    Submitted by tg03 on Apr 1, 12 at 3:28pm

    I was too big as a baby the doctor had to break my collarbone, and then I was circumcized on the same day.. Sounds like a depressing story, but somehow drunk girls interpret it as thinking I'm strong and well-endowed.. Game, set, match.

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    Submitted by loverr12 on Apr 1, 12 at 5:12pm

    She did you a favor. Permission isn't needed.

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    Submitted by supertroupet on Apr 2, 12 at 9:37am

    I've yelled at my mom for circumcising me too. America is one of the only countries still doing it, and the American association of pediatrics officially denounced the practice in the late 90's.

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    Submitted by yumyum05 on Apr 1, 12 at 3:42pm

    that's some funny sh#t

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 2, 12 at 3:33am

    You'll appreciate it when you are not placed in an internment camp.

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      Submitted by Tequilarose on Apr 2, 12 at 8:17am

      Um... How is this relevant? Because ya know jewish men are circumcised and all... Ugh

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 1, 12 at 5:39pm

    think of stably BJ ending smegma dickcheese..notice you don't have any and the bj continues? thank your mom

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 1, 12 at 5:40pm

    think of stanky BJ ending smegma dickcheese..notice you don't have any and the bj continues? thank your mom

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      Submitted by yourmomslover2 on Apr 1, 12 at 6:55pm

      A vagina creates 5 times the amount of smegma and its illegal to circumcise them... Also there are over 20,000 specialized nerve endings in the foreskin. With out it the glans penis also becomes dry and calloused contributing to an even greater decrease in sensitivity. Thanks mom!

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 2, 12 at 5:54am

        go decrease in sensitivity I wreck that shit longer make her think goddamn ragnarok just took place in her and my cock is the midgard serpent