I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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I was too big as a baby the doctor had to break my collarbone, and then I was circumcized on the same day.. Sounds like a depressing story, but somehow drunk girls interpret it as thinking I'm strong and well-endowed.. Game, set, match.
You'll appreciate it when you are not placed in an internment camp.
Um... How is this relevant? Because ya know jewish men are circumcised and all... Ugh
I've yelled at my mom for circumcising me too. America is one of the only countries still doing it, and the American association of pediatrics officially denounced the practice in the late 90's.
She did you a favor. Permission isn't needed.
that's some funny sh#t
think of stanky BJ ending smegma dickcheese..notice you don't have any and the bj continues? thank your mom
A vagina creates 5 times the amount of smegma and its illegal to circumcise them... Also there are over 20,000 specialized nerve endings in the foreskin. With out it the glans penis also becomes dry and calloused contributing to an even greater decrease in sensitivity. Thanks mom!
go decrease in sensitivity I wreck that shit longer make her think goddamn ragnarok just took place in her and my cock is the midgard serpent
think of stably BJ ending smegma dickcheese..notice you don't have any and the bj continues? thank your mom