i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Bonus points for creativity!
Win! ... now shut up & take this dick.
And that was the only thong he pulled out
That boy is determined to give you herpes.
That's what I was thinkin.
that guys must of been told that before.
Better than a bag of roofies...
woulda married him on the spot
Obviously someone has already tried that on him... Time to get some new friends
If I was allergic to seamen... I'd be dead!