he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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hell yeah! replace the beer that douche swiped.
I guess it takes one to know one. Pigs, in this case.
Pig meaning cloven-hoofed animal or pig meaning freak-nasty significant other?