Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • America. Fuck Yeah.

    Submitted by pickup_sticks on Sep 6, 12 at 3:28pm
  • I feel like this should be how we have wars; the soldiers would have more fun, more people would wanna join, fewer dead or injured and the movies would be much funnier!

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 6, 12 at 7:32pm
  • murrica!

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 7, 12 at 10:11am
  • If you think that's hard try out drinking a Marine. It'll be the last thing you ever do.

    Submitted by BananaSwallower on Sep 7, 12 at 5:35pm
  • That guy is probably a pussy, and the reason out drinking a marine is the last thing you'll ever do is the post traumatic stress syndrome or steroids usually kick in at about eight drinks and he wants to rip everyone's head off.

    Submitted by karazyboys on Sep 8, 12 at 12:57am
    • Dude, get over your jealousy for the Marine Corp. We understand you wanted to be one of the few and proud...not everyone can be; quit hating on those of us that were/are! Enough said...

      Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 8, 12 at 8:13am
  • Well, I'm retarded.

    Submitted by pickup_sticks on Sep 6, 12 at 4:10pm
  • Yum. GSR

    Submitted by nitro420 on Sep 6, 12 at 6:06pm
  • Well I am also retarded because I read this as "tried to drink out of" rather than "tried to out drink". Derp

    Submitted by nitro420 on Sep 6, 12 at 6:51pm
  • Overpaid, over sexed and over there.

    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 6, 12 at 5:51pm
  • @pronfairy I don't know what you are talking about but fuck you nonetheless.

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Sep 6, 12 at 7:46pm
    • "Overpaid, oversexed, over here" was an oft-repeated WWII-era aphorism among Britons about American forces stationed in Britain. The saying conveyed unease about the extent to which young British women found American GIs highly attractive, in no small thanks to the GIs' apparently never-ending supply of nylons and cigarettes. (And, presumably, making said women unavailable to fine young British lads.)

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 6, 12 at 7:58pm
      • The fact that Americans got paid significantly more money, and were generous, didn't hurt either.

        Submitted by rimmion on Sep 6, 12 at 9:21pm
      • So damn true. Buddy of mine was in the USAF and stationed in the UK for two years. He said the local girls were all over the yanks and had no problem getting dates.

        Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 7, 12 at 1:43am
    • My lawn explained my post quite nicely, so go fuck eightyeight and be gone.

      Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 7, 12 at 12:22am
  • Air force don't have shit on us Marines. We can take em to the bottom of any bottle. PTSD has nothing to do with it bitch.

    Submitted by Joshaj on Sep 8, 12 at 1:17am
    • I'd you're going to represent the Marine Corp than please learn to curb your language and avoid sounding like a 13 year old on preteen hormones; that makes you no better than the person you're ranting about. Marines like you give those of us without ego and arrogance a bad name. Be proud and represent with dignity. Just saying...let the hate votes begin...

      Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 8, 12 at 8:18am
  • Meh..it's Airforce. Come back when you've been at the mercy of an American Marine who actually gets to shoot the weapons. Not load them :)

    Submitted by derpette_mcgee on Sep 7, 12 at 12:46am
    • Fleet does the flying. Mobile Infantry does the dying.

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 7, 12 at 1:25am
  • @pickup_sticks: 44. I believe we're dealing with the Royal Air Force here. They know how to drink in England, you know...

    Submitted by jltc on Sep 6, 12 at 4:04pm
    • There several RAF bases in the UK with a USAF presence. Any good pub in England welcomes a yank as long as he pays for his drinks. This text is totally possible.

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 7, 12 at 1:41am
  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Sep 6, 12 at 10:55pm
  • ..hmmm..i guess theres no point in you even trying to drink with a crew chief then haha..no chance

    Submitted by elpatron69 on Sep 10, 12 at 2:24am
  • As an infantry PL I gotta say he is just a glorified shelf stocker.

    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Sep 7, 12 at 2:41am
  • Fucking chair force. Try a grunt.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 7, 12 at 10:14am
  • USA! USA!

    Submitted by capt0bv10u5 on Sep 7, 12 at 9:46am
  • *whoops, nvm. Lol. Facepalm.

    Submitted by jltc on Sep 6, 12 at 4:05pm
  • Try out drinking a combat engineer.. You would keel over dead but hell.. It was only gasoline!!!

    Submitted by arawls on Aug 18, 14 at 9:01pm