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  You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."

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  (402): You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated." http://tfl.nu/111j
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  Submitted by souljehr on Aug 7, 12 at 4:59pm

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  all valid statements!

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  Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Aug 8, 12 at 9:40am

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  Face planting hurts less when you are already crawling.

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