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  • theyre busy cookin meth. how else do you think she goes on these trips where she's a mermaid and shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:09pm
  • She has a stay at home abuelo who cooks meet freshly harvested from the explorer family pig farm. Her biological parents were killed while fighting for a rogue group of rebel mexican corn farmers during the mexican revolution. Everyone knows that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:50am
  • I like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:16am
  • she's Mexican, she has no parents

    Submitted by cockman12 on Feb 26, 10 at 11:49am
  • Yeah, this has been a group on facebook for a while now.....unoriginal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Hahahahaa. This is onr that everyone thinka of but never posts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:32am
  • They're mowing my lawn. I thought that was obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Everyone keeps saying she's Mexican, but how do we know she didn't flee communist Cuba and left her parents behind?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:22pm
  • They're at a swingers club

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Im glad I'm not the only one who worries about such things.

    Submitted by sexcsarah on Feb 26, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Anyone with a kid has wondered the same thing at some point

    Submitted by randomname on Feb 26, 10 at 11:07am
  • I saw an episode when i was babysitting where she has to help her mom. her mom is an archeologist.

    Submitted by AMM71 on Feb 26, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Goood thoughhttt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:19am
  • Haha good one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:19am
  • Well she is Spanish so her mother is cleaning a toilet and her father is painting a house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:41pm
  • stolen from a facebook fan page....

    Submitted by dmarie on Feb 26, 10 at 4:29pm
  • Reppin the 304 lol

    Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on Apr 11, 10 at 11:07pm
  • They are with her but not in camera... How do u think the lawn looks nice and the trees trimmed ??

    Submitted by DIntoxicologist on Feb 26, 10 at 2:59pm
  • Haha i've always wondered!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:08pm
  • They're fucking Mexican... Meaning their on their ass orrr at some sweat shop that managed to pass under the radar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:49am
  • On there way to cross the border

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:23pm
  • u got a pt..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:06pm
  • Mandoe is fukin right!! Idc where it came from. It doesn't change it's hilarity or awesomeness!

    Submitted by watchunoboutme on Apr 2, 10 at 1:25am
  • they're in jail for trying to get across the border?

    Submitted by toe_mate_oh on Feb 26, 10 at 11:19am
  • why can't something be funny? it always has to be "stolen" from somewhere else. i don't give a fuck where it came from, it's still funny.

    Submitted by mandoe182 on Feb 27, 10 at 3:35am
  • 11:50 hit the nail on the head. Greatest. Explination. EVER!

    Submitted by AnDo35 on Feb 27, 10 at 2:26am
  • GOOD point!. where could they be, Mexico? nah. too obvious, im feelin' Panama.

    Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Feb 26, 10 at 3:59pm
  • mowing lawns

    Submitted by radaradarada on Mar 4, 10 at 3:27pm
  • Her fathers a drug runner and her mom is planting corn in my back yard

    Submitted by imabaus on Jul 14, 10 at 10:03pm
  • Fucking. plan and simple

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:06pm
  • The facebook fan page gets them from here you fucking moron. Please go slit your wrists. Or at least do the world a favor and do NOT procreate!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:47pm
  • 12:22 valid point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:33am
  • Someones high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:26pm
  • I like Trains -LEROY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:21am
  • I read this somehwere else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:38pm
  • Mexican people have too many kids and can't be expected to keep track of them all. If got 60 kids (not including the ones in jail) and one them seems ok on their own you focus on the others.

    Submitted by ohthehyemanatee on Jun 20, 11 at 12:12am
  • Fuck you 1:02!! I was gonna say "they're trimming my hedges"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:52pm
  • I keep asking myself the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:48pm
  • Well her moms in the kitchen. WHERE SHE BELONGS. (I am a girl btw) LOL

    Submitted by savix on Apr 4, 10 at 5:59pm