Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Hulk hogan with a twat? So Brooke hogan then...
Think she has his stache, but down below?
I'd be disgusted with myself if I only lasted 15 seconds too.
You gotta go deeper brother!
I hope you pulled out... she'd probably pop that baby out so hard Roger Goodell would fine it for launching.
Fucking awesome comment duder
First step in acknowledging your homosexuality/bisexuality.
ugh buff women are a nono I want curves and tits and ass soft skin...not something fresh from a hentai nightmare
a nono for nunu as it were?
So you basically want me? Hahaha!
luvy is all curves and I could eat her for hours\n..I see her as a fatman sees a free honey glazed ham after a week of rice cakes
Wow, nunu. That's all kindsa romantic, lol.
*waggles penus* I'm a romantic kinda guy
Buzz, woof, your girlfriend!!
Good god I lasted longer than when I lost my virginity.. not much longer but longer damnit!
*dressed as ultimate warrior*..eeeuuurraaagghh I have been WAITING for this day HULKHOGAN the day PROPHESIED by the ultimate WARRIOR Christmas comic!™
I'd bang Brooke Hogan to oblivion...\nShe's exactly what I want in a woman haha
one with a penis?
Way to go Fort Bragg!!!
Every 910 is not Ft Bragg.
cool story bro
Did he rub one out after you finished?