Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Hulk hogan with a twat? So Brooke hogan then...
Think she has his stache, but down below?
I'd be disgusted with myself if I only lasted 15 seconds too.
I hope you pulled out... she'd probably pop that baby out so hard Roger Goodell would fine it for launching.
Fucking awesome comment duder
You gotta go deeper brother!
First step in acknowledging your homosexuality/bisexuality.
ugh buff women are a nono I want curves and tits and ass soft skin...not something fresh from a hentai nightmare
a nono for nunu as it were?
So you basically want me? Hahaha!
luvy is all curves and I could eat her for hours\n..I see her as a fatman sees a free honey glazed ham after a week of rice cakes
Wow, nunu. That's all kindsa romantic, lol.
*waggles penus* I'm a romantic kinda guy
Buzz, woof, your girlfriend!!
Good god I lasted longer than when I lost my virginity.. not much longer but longer damnit!
*dressed as ultimate warrior*..eeeuuurraaagghh I have been WAITING for this day HULKHOGAN the day PROPHESIED by the ultimate WARRIOR Christmas comic!™
I'd bang Brooke Hogan to oblivion...\nShe's exactly what I want in a woman haha
one with a penis?
Way to go Fort Bragg!!!
Every 910 is not Ft Bragg.
cool story bro
Did he rub one out after you finished?