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  • Go to bed, rip one yourself, and give him a Dutch oven as revenge.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 21, 12 at 12:19pm
  • Got yourself a REAL winner there eh?

    Submitted by mobprincess on Apr 21, 12 at 11:11am
  • Since he's married that's probably the only drilling going on in that bed.

    Submitted by ramblinman on Apr 21, 12 at 9:21pm
  • Amen

    Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 22, 12 at 11:55pm
  • the guy can't warm up the bed for his wife?

    Submitted by larphraulen on Apr 22, 12 at 2:19am
  • Better that he farts before you get in bed than after.

    Submitted by cityboy99 on Apr 21, 12 at 6:39pm
  • You're no fun! Where is your whimsy! I agree with the Dutch oven advocator!

    Submitted by polomarco on Apr 23, 12 at 12:48am
  • classic

    Submitted by absolutebru on Apr 21, 12 at 5:53pm

    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 21, 12 at 2:24pm
  • Guy farts are hilarious. Girl farts, not at all.

    Submitted by porksword on Apr 21, 12 at 12:19pm
    • Girls don't do that stuff

      Submitted by whoreable on Apr 22, 12 at 3:35pm
    • Girl farts are hilarious when they get the deer in the headlights look on their face and reply "I thought that would be sbd". But only once.

      Submitted by jhoffa on Apr 23, 12 at 12:26pm
  • Only Men think farts are hilarious, you guys should sleep with each other. Farting = disgusting= get youself off.

    Submitted by 72badgirl on Apr 21, 12 at 11:23pm
  • Omg, the honeymoon over fo' sho'!\n I agree, about not getting married. At least until you've found a winner above this ones level's of social grace. \nROFLMAO

    Submitted by JuleswithJewels on Apr 22, 12 at 5:51am
  • Lmao you aren't that gorgeous yourself when you "drill" the mattress and or him I'm your sleep.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 21, 12 at 11:41am