He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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Go to bed, rip one yourself, and give him a Dutch oven as revenge.
Got yourself a REAL winner there eh?
Since he's married that's probably the only drilling going on in that bed.
the guy can't warm up the bed for his wife?
Better that he farts before you get in bed than after.
You're no fun! Where is your whimsy! I agree with the Dutch oven advocator!
DRILL BABY DRILL!!
Guy farts are hilarious. Girl farts, not at all.
Girls don't do that stuff
Girl farts are hilarious when they get the deer in the headlights look on their face and reply "I thought that would be sbd". But only once.
Only Men think farts are hilarious, you guys should sleep with each other. Farting = disgusting= get youself off.
lies! farts = hilarious.
I'm a girl, and I agree completely.
Omg, the honeymoon over fo' sho'!\n I agree, about not getting married. At least until you've found a winner above this ones level's of social grace. \nROFLMAO
Lmao you aren't that gorgeous yourself when you "drill" the mattress and or him I'm your sleep.
in* not I'm, fucking autocorrect.