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  • my clitoris weeps for your clitoris

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:27pm
  • I HAD TO MASTURBATE & APPRECIATE MY CLITORIS AFTER READING THIS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:42pm
  • 1:50, I'm a girl, but I gasped, too. And my eyes got as wide as saucers. And I'm Asian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:40am
  • To the people posting about "why would you have hair there?", do you realize that if you're using a razor (about 2 inches across), it's feasible to accidentally hit the clit with she's shaving around the top? Der. And the person who asked about peeing probably doesn't realize you don't pee out of the clit. Oh well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:47pm
  • oh my god. I literally shivered reading this I am sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:33pm
  • 8,000 nerve endings, concentrated in a tiny tiny little place. I want to throw up just reading this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I literally gasped when I read this. And I'm a dude...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:50am
    • This is perfectly normal, since men have also very sensitive places down there...

      Submitted by n_tonks on Aug 29, 11 at 4:13am
  • Ow ow ow ow OW! My legs are clenched in empathy right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:42pm
  • normally there needs to be a button that would be better than a good night. this one needs one that is worse than a bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Holy fuck, I just clasped my vagina in terror. Jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:51pm
  • I am sure she is exaggerating! but to give you ignorant ones some information there is hair on the inside of the lips and as someone else with more than two brain cells pointed out razors are wide. I suggest laser- painful- but you can be a baby forever. Oh and the pee thing of course she does not pee out of her clit but in the wiping etc... IT IS GONNA BURN! I wish you a speedy recovery!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:11pm
  • This wouldn't have happened if men still wanted their women to look like women and not hairless children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:26am
  • do... do they .... like grow back?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:41am
  • oh my god. i am so sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:22pm
  • OMG i seriously just prayed that this be fake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:38pm
  • this makes my dick ache

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:24pm
  • this makes me want to cry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:03pm
  • oh my god...i cannot stop cringing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:54pm
  • My clit feels sorry for the remains of whatever yours is now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Is this even physically possible to NOT pass out from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Oh my god I've got sympathy pains

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:40pm
  • I read this while high. I am crying, literally crying.... oh god I feel so sorry for you. i just cant express the pain and sorrow i am feeling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:00pm
  • ummm maybe she slipped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:40pm
  • don't shave your junk when you're high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:46pm
  • ok... i am a guy and my legs forced themselves together after reading this one. rugged. makes me want to tell my girl t wax instead of shave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:33pm
  • My clitoris hurts for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:48pm
  • oh my god CRINGE x100000

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:52pm
  • is it wrong today say i wish you could post pics here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:27pm
    • Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's getting close to wrong.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 17, 10 at 9:54am
  • Well I'm officially afraid of shaving anymore. Laser hair removal ftw?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Oh. Oh....oh my god. This seriously made me go speechless and freeze for a second there. I am truly sorry for your loss. That has got to be the most painful incedent a girl could go through. And the recovery MUST be bad, too. Things don't heal very quickly or easily down under.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:47am
  • I'll kiss it and make it better for you. Out of line?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:59am
  • did you split a lip? OUCH co-dy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:33pm
  • BAD NIGHT. rip clit :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:18pm
  • my clitoris weeps for your clitoris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Oh! I get it! The girl was shaving her vagina and shaved off her clitoris! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:32pm
  • I literally gasped when I read this. And I'm a dude... June 22, 2009 1:50AM hahahahahahahaha thats great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:39am
  • That's the worsT have ever heard. That's the best part of sex. Ur life is over. I am so sorry. I feel bad for u but I must say it really makes me appreciate my sex life(-;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:34am
  • Eww. Grossest, saddest thing I've ever heard. I sort of hope this is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Every person who said "why were you shaving your clit...no hair there...yada yada yada..." obviously does not have one..............My clit cries in sympathy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:03pm
  • HELLLLO SYMPATHY PAINS. Feel better soon... ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:26pm
  • ITS SOUTH JERSEY U IDIOT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:59pm
  • i literally hurt down there from reading this.. lol! shittt im sorry.. but i dont see how you could mess up that bad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:20pm
  • talk about popping your cherry......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:08pm
  • ohhhhhmyGodd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm now even happier that I use nair and the girl who tore off 8 inches??? goddamnnnn my clit cries for yours!! :( :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:42am
  • I feel your infinite pain from my imaginary clit. I'm a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:40pm
  • OH NOOOOOOO I'M GOING TO CRY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:21pm
  • is it bad that when i read "razor" i thought of the scooter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:12pm
  • my whole body feels as if it is going to die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:54am
  • this is making you girls cringe? ever hear of female genital mutilation? like 3 billion times worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:15am
    • yes... thats where they cut off the clit.. not much of a difference there

      Submitted by kittyb92 on Apr 25, 11 at 7:27pm
  • How do u get horny now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:55am
  • south jersey is the bestt. & ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:07pm
  • central jersey going hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:58pm
  • You're supposed to use a trimmer for down there; using a razor is way too dangerous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:27am
  • FINALLY! 9:11 HAS IT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:14pm
  • lol, only in Hamilton.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Worst thing I have ever heard!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:31am
  • Dum duh duh dum duh duh dum duh dum duh dum... RIP : ... (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:57pm
  • 7:59 lmao. chill how the fuck are you going to masterbate? let alone have sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:00am
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sympathy pains. I am so sorry for you and your clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Oh god....my face literally went D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:00am
  • Sheesh...people need to lay off. The clit is located near the top of the vag, sort of under the hood. And under the 'hood' and inside the lips a little bit, there is hair growth. Therefore, this girl obviously was shaving the top of her vag, under the hood above the clit, and got nixed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:17pm
  • hah i have a feeling she just nicked it... highly doubt it could have been shaven clean off. still though.. .OW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:59pm
  • this haunts me. everytime i shave down there now i'm extra careful...so i'm sorry for your loss, but just know that it is leading to less casualties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:03am
  • how bad does a clit piercing hurt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:14am
  • I'll fix it. Ouchies. That really hurts Charlie!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Oh my God I just got cold chills thinking about that. OMG I can't stop dry heaving

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:23pm
  • There are no words to describe the pain you must have felt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:05pm
  • 7:38, I know a woman who waxed down there and it tore her skin off. 8 inches of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:46pm
  • 12:41 everyone should get tested for that shit, but that's besides the point...if you get a piercing there, you get it cleaned with a q-tip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:45am
  • tore off 8 inches of skin? is that even possible? ouch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:52pm
  • I cringed so hard when I read this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:15pm
  • EVERYONE KNOWS U DONT PEE OUTTA THE CLIT! I WAS TALKIN ABOUT IF PEE GOT ON IT U ASSHOLE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:56pm
  • holy... fuck... my vagina hurts... x_X

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:54pm
  • 1236 has been tested 4 stds!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:41am
  • ouch!! yeah, people need to lay off. do they not realize that "RIP clitoris" was supposed to be a funny exaggeration and not what actually happened? but shoot any sort of pain down there is awful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:09pm
  • oh gosh... OUCH!!! horrible night... R.I.P. enjoying sex... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:08am
  • three words- noxema bikini razor. it's a godsend. short, sharp, gets in the nooks and crannies easily and can go thru a bush in one fell swoop without a cut. don't even have to get out those dangerous scissors to trim it up first before the big shave. and it has these cool tines that keep it from cutting. make the trip to walley world and spend the few dollars. totally worth it. oh, and it has an aloe strip. you do not need shaving gel or soap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:58pm
  • I am a guy and puked in my mouth a little bit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:53pm
  • No. NO. NO! God, WHY?! I mean.... My legs crossed over each other when I read this. Worst. Night. Ever.

    Submitted by kyui13 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:58pm
  • I can help them back out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:39pm
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 10:07- holla. central jersey represent OP, i am so sorry. that thought has passed through my mind while shaving and owww fuck, that must have been the worst experience ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:02pm
  • DFJKDFKJHDLHKJGHDJKGHJKDHGJHDJ AHHH OW AND GROSS AND OW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Shit, oh shit, I really had to cross tight my legs. I pray this is fake, cause if not, damn............ And... what's with that friend who tore out 8 inches of skin by waxing down there,@June 21, 2009 7:46PM? Cause I wax down there as well. Now I'm totally fucked up, omg And thinking twice, isn't this almost the equivalent to a clit piercing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:59am
  • Oh my God. That is unimaginable pain right there. GUYS, THAT WOULD BE LIKE SANDING THE END OF YOUR PENIS AND BALLS OFF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:27am
  • Oh jesus christ I am so sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:53am
  • i love living in south jersey !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:30pm
  • FGM is obviously worse than this, but that doesn't negate the fact that this is HORRIBLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:12am
  • i wish i could "bad night" this about twenty times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:51pm
  • oh my lord. that's terrible. could very well be real, to those of you that think it's fake. I'm gonna say if you think it's fake you're 1. a guy, whom has never seen or been in contact with a vagina, or 2. a girl who doesn't shave/wax or know anything about it. let's get real people; who's gonna post this if it isn't real? it's not funny, it's damn painful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:36pm
  • AHHHH OH DEAR GOD. *shutters*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:15pm
  • omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:04pm
  • hahahahahah that is fucking halrious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:56am
  • Oh dear god that sounds hellish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:53pm
  • All you gotta do is put the tip of your finger over your clit when you shave down there and TADA it's protected :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:31pm
    • I so think this comment should have more thumbs up. It's a great tip =) I for one, get waxed. I hateeee using razors

      Submitted by spiff on Jan 26, 11 at 3:54am
  • just the THOUGHT of that makes me cringe. ....and i'm still cringing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:08am
  • False?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:11pm
  • holy fuck.Sympathy pains! Thats horrible,i am not officially afraid to shave thank you.My clit is crying for your loss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:56pm
  • i kinda wanna see a pic of that... is that wrong?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:31am
  • just hold your clit while you shave, that's what i do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:21pm
  • So sorry for you. : (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Ouchhhh this made me hurt a little down theree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:13pm
  • Oow... That. Made. Me. Cry. Just. Thinking. Abuug it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:10am
  • Just saw Antichrist with Willem Dafoe. Clit scissored off as well as this is now burned in my corneas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:45pm
  • do not by any means bend over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:59pm
  • And how could this possibly be a good night?! U 1659 people are freaks !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:25pm
  • HAHaahahahahahahahah ahhhhhhhh I feel ur pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:28am
  • omg 5.11. FGM is a sick sick practice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:18am
  • ^ you can't replace nerves, my friend. You can't replace nerves. But I doubt it's THAT extreme. Well I hope...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:56am
  • i think 9:11 put it best. everything i was thinking. but what i think they meant by why peeing would hurt is because if the pee touched it, it would most definitely burn, and not to mention wiping would not be pleasant either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:05am
  • This made me appreciate my clit 1000000x more than I already did. Vaginas r fragile u gotta handle them with care!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Reading this was like the female equivalent of watching a guy get kicked in the balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:52am
  • YOUR A FUCKING DUMB BITCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:39pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:42pm
  • Oh gosh...sucks to be you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Thisshould be worst night ever not the cheating birthday present

    Submitted by juiceyjerry on Jun 28, 10 at 12:00am
  • Dude totally something to happen in the 609. Gotta love south jersey baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:15am
  • I'm afraid that's going to happen to me >:( I think about it everytime I shave my Vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:21am
  • im gonna call bullshit on this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:43pm
  • impossible... seriously? why would you be shaving your clit, hair does NOT grow there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Fail. Major.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:21pm
  • 748... Why would peeing hurt? Your clit is above your urethra....... Anyways...next time go to a salon and get a pro wax and keep that razor away from your cooch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:38am
  • that's got to hurt more than getting a q-tip shoved up in there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:36am
  • Oh South Jersey.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:12pm
  • seriously, if you CAN do this, you deserved it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:33pm
  • try being infibulated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:02am
  • I wonder what the though process is once you've done something like that. I'm guessing "Oh Shi-".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:48pm
  • isn't that like female circumcision? there would be no more pleasure in sex after that! omg that would be terrible. and even if you are being extra careful and paying tremendous amounts of attention there are still MANY ways one could slip and accidentally hit that. I'm scared i'm going to do that constantly! I'm so sorry for anyone thats happened to...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:45pm
  • 1148 people are insane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:09pm
  • I am a guy and i nearly shed a tear for this girl.....that would have to be a life changing event....i mean damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:54am
  • June 22, 2009 2:05AM "that happened to my nipple once if it was half as painful as that was im so terribley sorry" WTF WERE YOU DOING SHAVING YOUR NIPPLE??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:36am
  • this happened to me a month ago!!! right before a big date!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Represent. South jersey!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:38am
  • How do u possibly rip that up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:57pm
  • hair doesnt grow on it, but around it. if you are cutting your self while shaving down there I would most def try something else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:12pm
  • i agree with 11:18, rub that bleeding mini dick clit all over my FACE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:27pm
  • OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! That has got to suck. And in my area code. God damn I hope I don't know you in real life...then again if I did I probably wouldve heard about it somehow....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:13pm
  • fucking retards in jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:55pm
  • A fail so epic, it is almost a win. Actually, no. That is ill painful. Ha. Razor - 1 Vag!na - 0

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:36pm
  • I've done that :( Took a little bit out of it :( :( :( It now has a tiny scar, and boyfriends are always like WHAT IS THAT. Such bad times, I feel your pain <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:53pm
  • You obviously haven't been to north Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Ok 10:40 was not true this is the kid who's number it is and I would ask u all to stop texting me about it I'm a guy and my friend played a joke so stop txting tht num thx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:24pm
  • This makes my vag hurt. I feel your pain, I'm sorryyyy. ...cringe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:57pm
  • When you use a new razor, shave your legs first to dull it a bit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:36pm
  • holy shit! thank god it'll heal. who knows maybe it'll even be more sensitive haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:12pm
  • that happened to my nipple once if it was half as painful as that was im so terribley sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:05am
  • 12:41 how did you know, and it's only aids so i'm good... right..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:47am
  • OMG I am ALWAYS afraid this is going to happen to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:49pm
  • the thought of that pain makes me wanna finger my butthole :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:03am
  • Dude this was on TWI (texting while intoxicated) wow owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that must hurt like a moths fucka!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:38am
  • BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:14pm
  • I just cried a little bit. Ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:26pm
  • WORST NIGHT :| that hurts to think about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:56am
  • there are no words to describe just how sorry I feel for you right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:56pm
  • i live near 609. i want to hug you. let's meet up. I once cut my labia by accident. can't imagine the clit. and 5:11, if you're real, I can't imagine. I agree 6:18 FGM is so disgusting and horrible and my heart hurts when i think about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:23am
  • fuck, if i were you i would just end it jump off a roof or something that sucks so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:57am
  • "U PEOPLE R REALLY QUITE IGNORANT! " - o rly? idiot. I am embarrassed to be a Jersey girl. We get a bad rep, and South Jersey is the reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:50pm
  • AWWWGGGGHHHH...AWHGh...AAWHAWGHRHHGH...AWKRLTRRRHHHRGH...RGH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:46pm
  • 609 sucks. I hate it here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:42am
  • sympathy pains. here's to a speedy recovery, and in the mean time let's hope you don't get horny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:44pm
  • 7:48- why would peeing burn? you don't pee from your clitoris, smart one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:58pm
  • I'm a dude and OMG I feel sorry for you. Praying this one is fake...

    Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Jul 4, 10 at 4:55am
  • Like seriously? all you dumbshits who say that hair doesnt grow on the clit, doesnt mean that hair doesnt grow AROUND it. When your shaving, it IS possible to hit it. And for the girl, ouch. She probably just took the top layer of skin off, it'll grow back, i don't think that she actually took it off, i mean. I probably would have passed out. Over exaggerating maybe. But either way, OUCH!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:00pm
  • HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:18am
  • i am SO sorry...my penis prays that you can get surgery for that...women deserve pleasure...ouch~!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:07pm
  • time to ease your sorrows by finding someone that knows how to work a g-spot

    Submitted by bfchkbach on Aug 1, 10 at 3:29pm
  • wow. that really made my dick hurt... that sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:17pm
  • U PEOPLE R REALLY QUITE IGNORANT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:03pm
  • omgggggggggggggg, i'm like cringing so bad right now, i'm never shaving again WAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:56pm
  • my clit just screamed in pain,\nim sorry for your los

    Submitted by lexybaby20 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:11pm
  • haha, my clit is normal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:48am
  • try having what a man has, and shaving some things that dangle and slicing them up!!! BAD NIGHT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:11am
  • You seriously must be retarded. You know hair doesn't grow your clit right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:42am
  • i have a 609 and i'm definitely from central jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:44am
  • OWCHHHHH!!!!! ahh oww oh god i just cringed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:43pm
  • 1247 that sucks my uncle died from aids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:50am
  • I'm with ya 953

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:31pm
  • why do people always say these texts are fake? obviously someone actually wrote these, so why wouldn't they have actually sent them as a text? and in case you have never looked at the area around a vagina, it's about 2 1/2 inches across. a razor is about 1 1/2. it's very possible to get a cut on any area in between. I'm sure she didn't mean she actually cut it off, but i bet it sure as hell felt like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:29pm
  • this post seriously made my dick hurt...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:53pm
  • 

    Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Apr 29, 10 at 1:38pm
  • Hahahhahahahaha classic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:20pm
  • Dear lord, be careful down there. Well, erm...at least...it's more sensitive now? I really like that people are giving advice and defending the girl that hurt herself. Darling, watch your hands. Easy as that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Omg i cringed reading this...damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:05am
  • Am I the only one who thinks this is fake? I mean, why would you be shaving your clit? And even if you sleep, you can't shave it OFF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:37pm
  • reason #32443 why I don't care if girls don't shave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Jesus Christ help you....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:32am
  • This makes me cringe!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:11am
  • i actually just twitched in my religion class when i read that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Wtf thats just not right

    Submitted by lordwar on Mar 12, 10 at 11:05pm
  • What a waste of a good thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:29pm
  • close to my area down south New Jersey, all I can say is dumb Jersey bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:38pm
  • wtf thats my area code!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:15pm
  • ow, ow, fuckity, ow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:51pm
  • ummmm it has a hood, so maybe you didn't get the actual clit? but jesus christ, what the FUCK were you shaving in that area for? there's no hair!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:26am
  • Sweet Jesus. This hurts to read. And I'm a guy.

    Submitted by redhawk37 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:12am
  • OMG.. we all know you have to hire HELGA to do that shit for you... guuuurrrrl you done finished your sex life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:01am
  • my vagina now hurts thinking about this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:32pm
  • she didnt fricking cut it off. i bet its real.. i thought about this last time i was shaving its totally possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:18pm
  • 10:40 your gross, and in my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:48pm
  • sweet jesus..............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:57pm
  • ^ Horribly addition to society.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:09pm
  • this has to be a joke..im gnna barf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:34am
  • i need a follow up here! I wanna if she's peed yet? i betcha its gonna burn like a bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Dude!!!!! Ahhhhh!!!! Pain! Gah im gonna take up waxing. Screw that! O and ppl sayin theres no hair , you guys are morons. Its not a very big area! And asking how to getpee on it? Do u rly think ur pee doesnt touch anything down there? Then y do u have to wipe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:29am
  • Where's the clitoris? Lollie won't tell me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:30am
  • Quit shaving it bald. It just feels bristly and looks ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:22am
  • indeed 2:22. They have no idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:29pm
  • OH MY GOD WHY Why the hell weren't you paying attention?! How could you NOT be paying attention!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:17pm
  • OH YA, IT'S GONNA BURN WHEN YOU PEE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:41am
  • Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

    Submitted by totums76 on Aug 7, 10 at 3:09am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sucks for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahgahaahhaaaa I just laughed so hard that tears were pouring out of my sockets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:24am
  • I'll add my- "Ouch. Feel better soon." to the list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 11:58 Using scissors? Just before the "big shave"?? There should only be one of those, and that should be the first one... Trimmers trim. I'm pretty sure he wants you smooth. Whoever used the word "funpouch" is my new hero. 12:39...only out of line considering that in her condition, ow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:04am
  • Nooooooo not the clit! Save yourelf and wax we need ur g-spot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 1:49pm
  • im originally from outside of juba in sudan and my clitoris and labia were removed when i was 13 years old. i didn't have razors to shave even my legs and no television either. i love america.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:11am
  • Il kiss it better!!!!!

    Submitted by alex38c on Jun 13, 11 at 6:18pm
  • Get it? Rip?

    Submitted by JJ4577 on Apr 29, 11 at 5:58am
  • And thatis why we should kill perverts dude wa Nts to see cut clit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:40am
  • owww. my clit hurts. make the pain stop x.c

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:18pm
  • omg i read this 15 minutes ago and im still like crying :( im scared to keep shaving there now.

    Submitted by jb2347 on Aug 1, 10 at 5:23am
  • Holy shit, I'm a GUY and I've got sympathy pains. Don't ask.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:32am
  • Karma is a bitch isn't it?!? I can only imagine what you did to deserve such a thing. Or maybe "god" is telling you to give that funpouch a break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:31am
  • That sucks pussy. No pun intended. LAWLZZZzzzzzzzzz.

    Submitted by lolmaster on Jan 12, 11 at 8:23pm
  • It hurts just reading this

    Submitted by hockeypuckhead on Jul 11, 10 at 3:43pm
  • 11/19--7:37..... Not everyone has a clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:18pm
  • OUCH!!!! That cannot be good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:19pm
  • new jersey ! but i'm from Philly !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:55pm
  • My jaw straight hit the floor when I read this one. Don't worry though, I'm sure it'll close again sometime in February. Can't even begin to tell you how sorry I am to hear about that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:17am
  • How the hell does anyone rate that a good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:04am
  • OHMYGOD. D: Ouch. Understatement :\ Gaah, I'm still cringing Dx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:05pm
  • omg everyone should chillll outtttt its very possible to gut it with a razor and also very possible to get pee on it, yea that might hurt like a bitch haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:03pm
  • thats why the 609 is the perfect blend, the mythical "central jersey" does exist people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:07pm
  • AHHHHH! TMI BITCH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 6:42pm
  • My face went Gaadjhdjjxuj

    Submitted by Zekey on Nov 27, 10 at 1:39pm
  • Ouch. I think I'm feeling sympathy pains in places I don't even have. O.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:49pm
  • AMEN 7:27... if this an issue, you shouldn't have any hair down there yet to worry about shaving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:38pm
  • You must not know how to properly shave down there if your clitoris is now RIP.

    Submitted by ratowitz on Aug 27, 10 at 1:16pm
  • i keep myself 100% clean shaven, i use a razor as well and yet i still can't see how she could have cut her clit. i have nicked myself on other parts, but if you pay attention to what u are doing you should never cut the clit. if that really did happen you should no longer be allowed to use a razor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:12pm
  • OW OW OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW.........my clit hurts just thinking about this........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:02am
  • 911 and 917 - that's why you pull the lips taut with one hand and shave carefully with the other. the razor should never touch your clitoris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:30pm
  • Once this happened to me ... I was shaving down there, and when i went to reposition myself, I almost slipped, causing the razor to nick a part of my clit. Owww x 1000000!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:36pm
  • DUDE! I cringed so hard after reading this.

    Submitted by youchoob on Feb 10, 10 at 1:59pm
  • cheers to 2.22, hmm, for alll those people who says there is no hair there. THERE IS HAIR AROUND THE CLITORIS! i repeat. AROUND THE CLITORIS .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:59am
  • YOU Are all fucking Stupid suck my dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:33pm
  • OMG EPIC FAILURE!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:20pm
  • My dick weeps for your clit :D (get it? I'M CUMMING!!!!). HA!

    Submitted by q8pvqqjt2f on Jun 4, 10 at 3:41am
  • 99% of the people commenting are what now? If you're gonna insult someone at least have the decency to spell retarDed right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:02am
  • But you must have cum sooooo HARD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Pics or it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Good god. Id kill myself right then and there.

    Submitted by thirstyk on Nov 23, 10 at 7:41pm
  • Omg. Ouch...I hurt for you lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:46pm
  • I would have died...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:03pm
  • That made my vagina hurt..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:34pm
  • 609 is definitely not just central jersey, i have a 609 number and i'm from south. and i've been to north jersey and i am not impressed. it's all industrial and smells like a shit factory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:34pm
  • It's a pun. :D

    Submitted by xdyingtidex on Feb 2, 11 at 8:41pm
  • and you were shaving your clit why? there isn't hair on the clit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:42am
  • Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

    Submitted by ChucklingMadcap on Jul 10, 10 at 10:10pm
  • maybe she slipped?\nmaybe its Maybeline xD

    Submitted by FaithfulFailure on Apr 15, 10 at 12:29am
  • Damn! ooohhh honey i feel for you

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Man that made me hurt a little down there. I would suggest avoiding the clit with a brand new razor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:41am
  • ohmygod. that's painful even to read about..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:48pm
  • agreed, onnnly in south jersey. ahahah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:50pm
  • OH DEAR LORD. upon reading this, i shut my legs tight instinctively.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:06pm
  • I'll play doctor with u ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:25pm
  • TERRIBLE NIGHT omg i am so sorry haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Ahh.. :|

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:42pm
  • 11:05 this proves you don't have a clit. Girls cut their clits while shaving at least once in their lifetime. I have and it burns when anything touches it water piss your panties. It just hurts like a bitch. So yes this is probably true since the clit like you said has many nerves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:53am
  • 9:11 makes the most sence in this crazy mixed up world where clit nicks are possible :S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:25am
  • Fuck that

    Submitted by mc_filthy on May 23, 10 at 6:48am
  • Oh lord. Please, please let this be fake. I may never be able to shave again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Ahahahaha brilliant.

    Submitted by Lovemonk on Apr 10, 10 at 10:55am
  • Fuck

    Submitted by buckthornton on Jan 11, 10 at 9:15am
  • This hurts and I have a dick..

    Submitted by BricyB on Oct 30, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Ew learn how to shave better dip shit I bet it's because your vagina is nasty and crusty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am
  • On the plus side, you now have much more room to invest in a penis :)

    Submitted by Anyxe on Jun 14, 10 at 10:11pm
  • My god I'm so sorry

    Submitted by forgetmenot318 on May 5, 10 at 11:57pm
  • dude, i'm a guy and that made me cringe, i slashed my ballsack once

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:52am
  • shit ya. I'd eat that twat but that'd be a mite redundant,eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:34am
  • Only a jersey girl.... 609!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:51am
  • Dang I hate it when that happens :(

    Submitted by LoXoXo on Aug 8, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Ouwe haha

    Submitted by dylan1919 on May 10, 10 at 3:11am
  • USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:26pm
  • 11:07 that was sweet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:49am
  • I honestly just cried a little.. This is horrible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:19pm
  • 7:00. God if that were possible...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Please explain how shaving makes you a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:40am
  • That is nasty lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:06am
  • Owww :( that sucks..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:03am
  • i doubt its as bad as everyone thinks it is. they probably nicked it, it's damn near impossible to rip off your whole clit, especially if its just with a razor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:30am
  • please you would all still go down on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:04pm
  • i hope it didn't bleed long.. ouccccchhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Ååjar ikke tiden? And what is a clitoris?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Who sent this? ...Hillary Clinton?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:11pm
  • Lol 6:06am yea she can still have kids xD and she was shaving there to look pretty xP haha ouchie that sucks tho :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:08am
  • OH SHI- CAN IT BE REATTACHED OR SOMETHING?! IS THERE NO SENSATION???!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Lolololololololololololllolololol suxx to be you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:59pm
  • i think you should go to a gynocologist :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Ha ha!! 8:56 I love you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:59pm
  • I hope this is fake because really how does a chick cut her clitoris with a razor and have the wherewithal to text her BFF about it

    Submitted by hankmoody on Jan 18, 11 at 10:36pm
  • lmfaoooo was it really dat hairy you didnt see yur clit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:37pm
  • R.I.P. Sex life

    Submitted by samschles on Jan 19, 11 at 12:46pm
  • ouch...should invest in a wax instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Wow this made me cringe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:05am
  • Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha omg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:00pm
  • 11:57 RIP = rest in piece, not she ripped her clitoris like paper. Though, that would be interesting too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Oh. Good. Lord. Thats just terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:14pm
  • After reading this, I clinched my legs so tight. Ahhhh

    Submitted by chrissylovin on Oct 11, 10 at 1:33am
  • nooooooo....i've always feared of doing that!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:11pm
  • i keep myself 100% clean shaven, i use a razor as well and yet i still can't see how she could have cut her clit. i have nicked myself on other parts, but if you pay attention to what u are doing you should never cut the clit. if that really did happen you should no longer be allowed to use a razor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:12pm
  • I really... really don't understand how you can shave your clit. I mean Jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:54pm
  • It's funny cause it's gone hahaha

    Submitted by youralcoholicdad on Aug 3, 10 at 11:20pm
  • I told my gf about this post and started laughing and she said.. That's not funny I did that this morning.. Needless to say it won't be happening till it heals :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:45pm
  • Does it look like a piece of bubble gum now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:35pm
  • I just cringed with pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:57am
  • I'm a guy and this one hurts...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:20pm
  • I gasped so loudly my throat now hurts. I've got all these terrible sympathy pains, and can't quit squeezing my legs together in an attempt to protect myself. Good God, no more razors for me.. .Holy CRAP, that have freaking HURT..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:40pm
  • I'm sorry I'm a dude and my gf doesnt shave but it was a nice gesture for whoever

    Submitted by beastguy8 on Sep 3, 11 at 3:28am
  • ignore the retards who seem to think u cant accidentally slip w/ a razor i am so so sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:47pm
  • HAIR DOESNT EVEN GROW ON YOUR CLIT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Haha

    Submitted by gony2 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:24am
  • fake. if she mutalated her clit she would die. the clit clit has 8000 nerve endings. dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:05pm
  • omg this made me hurt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:48pm
  • 11:44 way to be an understanding guy. ... at least I hope you're a guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:16pm
  • my clit weeps for you

    Submitted by hellskitten on May 3, 10 at 9:02pm
  • Very glad that there are some intelligent people out there, 9:11 is my hero. All the ones calling this out, are probably guys, or pre-pubescent girls who have no idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:22am
  • Holy shit that's a terrible night!

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jun 25, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Ouch!!!!!! Omfg!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 7:07am
  • AHHHHHHHHH THATS TERRIBLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:02am
  • damn the pain must be....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:48pm
  • AHHHHHH! this makes me CRINGE!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:13pm
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwww omggg I'm sorry

    Submitted by goldenlocks17 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Ohihohdamnnnnn

    Submitted by johnnykid on Mar 23, 10 at 9:07pm
  • This mAkes me wince :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:16am
  • God damn. Worst thing I have ever read on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:57am
  • no more pleasure for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:25pm
  • OUCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:20pm
  • my legs just clamped together in horror. i am so sorry. thats probably the worst thing i could think of happening

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:47pm
  • It's like not being able to laugh again, but instead of laughing its orgasms

    Submitted by jorykusy on Dec 17, 11 at 1:46pm
  • Sad, sad, sad.

    Submitted by BadWolf0040 on Mar 7, 10 at 11:36pm
  • oh my god i got sick reading this...

    Submitted by smexybexy19 on Jun 23, 10 at 2:11am
  • My nuts just contracted back into me as I thought about it....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:29pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucks 4u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:08pm
  • i've read this a few times and every time i do, i cringe :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Ugh I criged when I read this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:40pm
  • If only you could see the horrified look on my face. I'd like to see the look on the next guy to go down on you's face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:53pm
  • idk, my BFF Jill?

    Submitted by yowza on Jan 19, 11 at 12:50am
  • Ouch and I'm a guy

    Submitted by smurf728 on May 11, 10 at 8:14am
  • I'm a dude and holyyyyyy shit, feel bad for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:07am
  • Im a guy and thats like cuttin into ur dick, FUCK

    Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on Jul 25, 10 at 12:27am
  • Aha, I was reading this to a guy friend. Once I read it, I started cringing really bad because I cannot imagine that. I was like "that would hurt sooo goddamn bad," and he goes "I know what you mean," and I laughed and was like "NOOOO you do not." lol.

    Submitted by softball17 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:16am
  • 

    Submitted by SlingMingFee on Mar 13, 10 at 5:08pm
  • omg...but...what now?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Of course its from my area. Moorearown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:09am
  • 4:13.. You fucking creep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:13am
  • Haha yeahhhhhhhhhhhh 60999

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:47am
  • Fake. Written by a 13-year-old boy in some spare bedroom somewhere, telling all his friends to look at what he got everyone to talk about on texts from last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:49pm
  • wow there are some really stupid comments, pee out of your clit? no hair? but anyway, im guessing it was more of a cut than it being totally gone, but that had to hurt like hell, i mean clits are so sensitive...i cant even imagine the pain :( but at least its not like in one of those countries where they seriously get rid of the girls clit...disgusting

    Submitted by bubblegumpop13 on Sep 21, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Omg.... No words to describe

    Submitted by zozo on May 11, 10 at 6:43pm
  • It's a shame Shave for comfortability and attractiveness Then ruin urself as a woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:53am
  • Oh man. Ouch...!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 22, 10 at 8:15pm
  • So... Did it grow back?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:00pm
  • Oooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!

    Submitted by bee222 on May 7, 11 at 10:24am
  • Owwwww! That made my eyes water. I've nicked myself shaving down there before, but NOTHING lie that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Did you burry it yet? RIP clitoris.

    Submitted by Youngblood2142 on Mar 5, 10 at 11:31pm
  • this is sad on so many levels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:55am
  • Dude just get laser hair removal, it's fantastic!! Never hav to shave or wax it ever again ;)))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:01pm
  • She probably just cut the area around it. Hair doesnt grow by your clit. Well at least around mine it doesnt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:05am
  • THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SHAVING THE FRUIT OF GOD'S GENIUS YOU WANTON HARLOT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:54pm
  • 3:15 is a sick motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:54pm
  • now I'm going to think about this every time I shave...one slip and you've ruined your life [shudder]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:08pm
  • You ignorant fuck! Learn how to spell "does"!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:28am
  • noooooooooo Skin = thin...not a race

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:44am
  • how could a jersey girl be dumb enough to do this. way to not represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Whoever asked what a clitoris is, is a ruhtard

    Submitted by FlippyFloppies81 on Apr 18, 10 at 11:26pm
  • Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:09pm
  • Maybe she has an elongated clit... I ran into a couple of those in my time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:11am
  • Ahahahahahahahah that's so unfortunate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Brazilian Waxes are a girls (guys like it to) best friend. Fuck Diamonds...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:20pm
  • hahaha 625 niiiice...and my friend, i am a guy, and i am so sorry, i hope everything turns out well for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Sounds awesome!!!1111

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:05pm
  • its actually female castration, i believe, or considered something along that line

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Where u from I live by AC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:01pm
  • AHHHH ohhhhh my lord I'm getting shivers thinking about that ahhhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Ilovethis

    Submitted by samschles on Jan 15, 11 at 9:34am
  • Hardly. This is why female circumcisions are done with scalpels and not razors. BTW, if the fate of humankind is resting on the people who post their texts on this site, I think I'm going to need that razor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:00pm
  • This is the worst thing I've ever heard I almost threw up. And I'm a guy. I cry for you every night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:31pm
  • FUCK!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! your poor Vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Buy...new...dull...razor…

    Submitted by denimhero on Feb 13, 11 at 11:10pm
  • OMG ..... I've done this, it REALLY, REALLY HURTS!

    Submitted by Jillymo on Sep 28, 10 at 1:05am
  • Ouch I feel bad for you.. But how did you manage to shave over your clit? Disinfect it or else it'll hurt longer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:30pm
  • ROFL at all the people who think there's no hair near the clit...

    Submitted by DTFhard on Mar 5, 11 at 2:48pm
  • Oh, What's goin' on in my pants?\n\nP.S. After typing this i heard my parents doing it across the hall. Stupid parents ruining bon- nevermind.

    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:11am
  • You have got to be one unique individual to grow hair on your clit. I wish you luck on future relationships =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:06am
  • I'm gonna fucking vomit!

    Submitted by colan08 on Nov 11, 10 at 10:28pm
  • Oh my god. I'm cringing!!!!! Ewwwww! FYL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:30pm
  • I'm a guy and my crotch is still having sympathy pains. Fuck, that must have hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:53pm
  • I am so sorry my clitoris is mourning urs

    Submitted by nina21194 on Jun 26, 10 at 12:22pm
  • OUCH!

    Submitted by mitsyme on Dec 20, 10 at 11:00pm
  • imagine shaving ur ball hair and hair above ur dick and cutting ur dick half way through. :O

    Submitted by I_LOVE_JOO on Jul 19, 10 at 11:26pm
  • LMao... Awesome job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:24pm
  • God Almighty. I am so sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:25am
  • BAD NIGHT BAD NIGHT BAD NIGHT you poor thing :( even if you think it's a bit exaggerated people, the thought of just nicking it still gives me shivers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:04pm
  • I like it Like that!!

    Submitted by mofosupastar on Apr 21, 11 at 12:20am
  • RIP is fake. You do know that in ancient times and even now some Middle Eastern cultures thought cliterectomies were the way to keep women from enjoying sex. Men still have a long way to go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:39pm
  • O_____________o

    Submitted by mousehellsing on Apr 29, 10 at 12:23am
  • *feels himself explode everywhere, not able to take it anymore*

    Submitted by rcking1110 on Dec 29, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Ohhh.... Yikes.. That hurts me to hear that! I am sorry to hear that!

    Submitted by allstarcutie123 on Dec 29, 10 at 10:54am
  • OP!!! Is it gone? Or just damaged? Cuz I like a challenge and I'm hung like a moose bby I'll get u off for sure!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:49pm
  • OUCH! fuckYOURlife.

    Submitted by truthnevertold on Jun 26, 10 at 8:16am
  • OUCH

    Submitted by sheepwithnolegs on Jun 28, 10 at 5:16pm
  • That fuckin sucks.

    Submitted by richgirl03 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:07am
  • what the fuck?

    Submitted by PaNkY on Feb 21, 10 at 5:00pm
  • That's it. I'm making Clitoris Appreciation Day.

    Submitted by BP_DRGN on Jun 25, 11 at 6:21pm
  • My clit hurt... and im a guy :S

    Submitted by robby702 on Apr 27, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Unfortunatly I've done the same thing but I only nicked my clot thank god so just kno u ain't the only one

    Submitted by babylove0512 on Jun 15, 10 at 4:37pm
  • i really do feel bad for u......ima guy and i mean jst. damn.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:41am
  • Ahh.. Oh God. Oh Jesus, I... I can't wipe the image away!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Oh my god.Ouch. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:35am
  • holy shit! holy fucking shit! i literally twitched when i read this. i am sooo sorry. does this mean you cant have kids? i am so sorry. btw why the fuck were you shaving down there?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:06am
  • Love when little kids post and say...dies that mean you can't have kids??? No you dumb asses. Shouldn't even be on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Damn that makes me hurt

    Submitted by messuup09 on Jul 29, 10 at 4:50am
  • U should respect that i just put the positive votes to 420 :)

    Submitted by TWEAKnCHA on Jul 12, 11 at 1:14pm
  • WHO says GOOD night to this?! EXACTLY!!! yuck

    Submitted by Barbie6961 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:28pm
  • immagine getting a piercing there people

    Submitted by sheepwithnolegs on Jun 28, 10 at 5:24pm
  • my clit hurts just thinking about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:56am
  • OUCH!

    Submitted by VintageLyrics on Sep 19, 10 at 9:16pm
  • Oh. My. God.

    Submitted by Nanou on Jun 29, 10 at 9:07pm
  • June 22, 2009 6:25PM lets try chopping off your dick and see whats going through your mind then eh??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:31am
  • Oh my God i am soo sorry! I closed my legs and cringed when i read this. Oh owww my clitoris is sad for yours!

    Submitted by vrctybaby17 on Sep 3, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Just threw up a little bit. Sorry about that, lady.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Ouch...

    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 11:56am
  • http://tiwysingle.tumblr.com/

    Submitted by cumbuckt on Feb 9, 11 at 3:28am
  • it can get cut off, I thought they were made out of wishes and protected by Vagethula, goddess of great shit

    Submitted by peedailey on Oct 15, 10 at 11:17pm
  • Ouch!!!!!! Omfg!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 7:07am
  • I can help you with the pain . ♫♪♫♪

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:28am
  • So at leastappreciate when we shave our balls for you... Eberyone had a first shave time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:45am
  • Well if you need help shaving give me a call

    Submitted by B27 on May 14, 11 at 5:25pm
  • Ahh I'm still getting chills .. Poor poor guy!!

    Submitted by blahfreakinblah on Sep 17, 10 at 2:00am
  • Clit only takes a week to heal, no if a guy gashed his open it'd be around 6 months to a year, if were not exaggerating here.

    Submitted by Nlegit618 on Oct 5, 11 at 6:08pm
  • Im a man and this makes me cringe

    Submitted by SamMarduk on Mar 15, 11 at 11:03pm
  • UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn thats nasty probably just to nasty so it ran into the razors:)

    Submitted by partygirlofLSL on Mar 10, 10 at 5:04pm
  • South jersey is the reason?! No. North jersey is re reason where everyones in the fuching mafia and the turnpike smells like ass. South jersey is like fuckin farmland.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Omg :( travisty

    Submitted by 365 on Jul 31, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Ouch. And I'm a guy

    Submitted by legitsky on Mar 7, 11 at 6:47pm
  • Omg, can't read this anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:48am
  • this must have been a CLITastrophe.

    Submitted by gmans94 on Aug 14, 10 at 3:56am
  • Ouuuuuch

    Submitted by robynne on Jan 6, 11 at 4:34pm
  • Ewwwww

    Submitted by purp2010 on Nov 11, 10 at 11:43pm
  • haha sheet

    Submitted by 23114 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:44am
  • Ahahahaha shitt! No more feeling for you

    Submitted by cdp506 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:21am
  • Ouch!

    Submitted by NatyBAMF on Mar 21, 10 at 12:25am
  • WTF. We.

    Submitted by sarasunshinee on Mar 14, 10 at 8:23pm
  • Honestly, some people have it pieced and I think that would hurt! I'm am so sorry! "We have all gathered here today..."

    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 1:40am
  • Omg!! Sorry to here bout tht Ima b mor careful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 6:08pm
  • lmfao. I'm a girl

    Submitted by heeybrii on Oct 3, 10 at 9:38am
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DDDDDDDDDDDDx

    Submitted by MrSarcastic on Jan 19, 10 at 10:13am
  • Shaving your snatch with a straight edge is never a good idea

    Submitted by noof25 on Nov 28, 11 at 2:52pm
  • it is difficult to buy dull razors you know.

    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 20, 10 at 1:21pm
  • BadMitch will kiss it better, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 2:40am
  • Holy shit that musta hurt!

    Submitted by bob23 on Sep 23, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Lol.

    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Nov 28, 11 at 11:22pm
  • I saw this on FML you copying fucks

    Submitted by minivandy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:31am
  • OMG ..... I've done this, it REALLY, REALLY HURTS! A little sliver of skin stuck in the razor, very bad.

    Submitted by Jillymo on Sep 28, 10 at 1:09am
  • she cut her pussy, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by badmitch on May 22, 11 at 6:44am
  • and this is yet another motivation to not shave down there! bikini line always, but really my vagina doesn't need to be bald. I'm not five.

    Submitted by gorgeousredhead on Apr 11, 11 at 9:27pm
  • That is a whole new level of hurt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:15pm
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Tragety.

    Submitted by SierraVee_ on Aug 5, 10 at 10:02pm
  • oh SHIT. hahahaha oh my god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Dumb bitch deserved it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Oh my god I'm so sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:41pm
  • omfg ouchh!!!! i feel SOOO BAD for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Damn girl.., my clit feels for u sends its love :)

    Submitted by LibbieAnne123 on Aug 5, 12 at 7:40am
  • Oh my god. Ouch.

    Submitted by ReiMichele on Dec 31, 10 at 2:53pm
  • I laughed, sorry.

    Submitted by suggee on Jun 9, 10 at 3:46am
  • And NEVER EVER get shaving cream in there... yea. i shivered too!!

    Submitted by Ambz on May 28, 11 at 10:33pm
  • @ sept. 17 2;00 Pretty damn sure it's a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 10 at 12:22pm
  • Oh no! that's tragic :'( my cock weeps for you!

    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:12pm
  • Waxing will only tear your skin if you don't pull the skin tight before removing the wax strip. Also if the wax is to hot, it can burn you badly and take off some skin. Waxing in that area should be done with a certain wax that only sticks to the hair, and if you get someone who knows what they are doing. It shouldn't even hurt that badly.

    Submitted by LLL87 on May 13, 12 at 1:23am
  • Just had a mental image... I am SO SO SO SO sorry

    Submitted by oliviagily on Mar 10, 11 at 7:05pm
  • i am so sorry. for your pain and your loss. seriously, all us women weep for you.

    Submitted by PK87 on Jun 28, 10 at 7:16pm
  • figures that's 609

    Submitted by x3danicax3 on Jun 15, 10 at 6:39pm
  • never orgasimng again......... id be a drug addict

    Submitted by PotLovingMF on Jul 17, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Why would u even broadcast this. Ew!

    Submitted by clairedxxxx on Mar 25, 12 at 5:17am
  • Shuda had a V8

    Submitted by Shockker on Feb 13, 11 at 12:45am
  • Fake. Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 6:56pm
  • ROFL at all the people who think there's no hair near the clit...

    Submitted by DTFhard on Mar 5, 11 at 2:48pm
  • Ooooh shit!!

    Submitted by alexballer09 on May 5, 10 at 10:47am
  • You stay classy New Jersey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:04am
  • Hey does it like grow back or something?

    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 3, 11 at 3:57pm
  • For the dumbass who said girls don't pee out of a clitoris: you're a retard. That is the main difference between men and women. They have a clit, we have a dick. A dick is just a really big clit. So therefore they do pee out through there

    Submitted by daking on Oct 6, 10 at 3:56pm
  • I'm sorry ha

    Submitted by jakeandbake on Sep 29, 10 at 11:22am
  • My clitoris feels bad for yours!

    Submitted by OLiViA69 on Apr 1, 12 at 7:59pm
  • Ouch girl that sucks :(

    Submitted by kingdiddy6133 on May 25, 10 at 12:25am
  • i had a strange reaction of laughter and tears of sympathy pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:50am
  • ARG!!!! That sounds horrible! I share the pain with you, although I don't have this exact body part, but a male counterpart... Receiving cutting damage one of the most sensitive spots makes one flesh crawl, no matter, if one is man or woman. I hope, that there won't be sever permanent damage... SHUDDER!!!

    Submitted by n_tonks on Aug 29, 11 at 4:19am
  • Tell her shut up and you have big ass

    Submitted by puppy13 on Mar 13, 11 at 9:43pm
  • Yjjju

    Submitted by aussiedude on Dec 9, 10 at 11:48pm
  • I'm a dude and I still cringed

    Submitted by Wale on Aug 14, 12 at 12:55am
  • SONG! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8XpLtqzWTo

    Submitted by songsfrom on Aug 31, 10 at 9:28pm
  • Owwwwwwww my dick hurts thinking about that. Oh! And by the way! Did u ever think about what it's like having a 6.5 dick up ur ass? Stop to think about that next time u have sex.....

    Submitted by snoodle99 on Jul 8, 11 at 11:50pm
  • Only in 609 hahaha dumb hillbillies!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:08pm
  • My vag hurts so bad right now. I am so sorry!

    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 4, 11 at 8:06pm
  • We're not idiots Jeff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:12pm
  • 8( I freaked the hell out when I read this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Bich the pain

    Submitted by adah on Feb 7, 12 at 10:40pm
  • I wanted to thumbs this up because how great the post is but ugh omfg everytime I read it lol how bad is it....is it stiff fun to fuck

    Submitted by trizzle88 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:58pm
  • Fake. First, all razors are sharp. They're razors. This person didn't somehow get hold of one sharper than others. Second, there is no hair on your clitoris, thus no reason to shave it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:16pm
  • In soviet Russia clitoris's shave you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:34am
  • BadMitch will kiss it better, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 7, 11 at 4:22pm
  • 1;49. Your g-spot is inside your vag just FYI.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 10:56am
  • Owwwwww

    Submitted by siqwithaq on Sep 22, 12 at 3:24pm
  • I want to say thank you for posting that. I'm way more carefull when I shave my naughty bits. Thank you!

    Submitted by PIMP on Feb 25, 10 at 12:26pm
  • im scared to shave now. my clit weeps for u. i can feel it getting wet....lol

    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Mar 27, 11 at 7:32pm
  • Fake!

    Submitted by zachneedg on Jan 3, 11 at 11:43am
  • I knowwwww righttt agh

    Submitted by saltTHEwound on Jun 30, 10 at 9:21pm
  • 609. Thats where i live..i nvr want pain like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Bye bye orgasms

    Submitted by showstopper on Jan 28, 11 at 12:01pm
  • Ow ow ow ow owwwwww

    Submitted by SpeedFreakk on Nov 4, 10 at 2:13am
  • I hope she has healed. I almost teared up when I read this. That has got to suck

    Submitted by FlippyFloppies81 on Apr 18, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Oh good god

    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:30pm
  • I think we are all literally mourning for you right now, that hurts me and I'm a fucking dude, can I kiss it better?

    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:15pm
  • did u cut that bad boy right off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:41am
  • I am so glad that my boyfriend and I don't expect each other to shave. *shudders*

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 9, 11 at 4:45pm
  • Wow,I know this girl and let me tell yah, her clitoris is 30% gone and 50% scarey looking.

    Submitted by armor8k8piercing on May 23, 11 at 12:28am
  • I cringed and shivered at this and I'm a dude, that must be like getting repeatedly kicked in the balls...... With a knife

    Submitted by noneman47 on Jan 23, 11 at 12:53pm
  • Well its her clit, maybe she is kinky an likes the pain 

    Submitted by BraxtonB69 on Apr 20, 10 at 1:44am
  • Nice

    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 15, 11 at 11:02pm
  • Heh...whores...

    Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 16, 11 at 1:58pm
  • My clit hurt after reading this..

    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 29, 10 at 9:56pm
  • I think I just got AIDS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:32am
  • ouch

    Submitted by AmazingButterfly on Mar 2, 12 at 11:56pm
  • *cringe*

    Submitted by SammieBowBammie on Apr 5, 12 at 10:44pm
  • im not even a chick and that made me cringe...

    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Dec 12, 10 at 5:19pm
  • I dont hav a clit, but just the thought of cutting something DOWN THERE makes me cringe.

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Feb 6, 11 at 11:34pm
  • @gmans

    Submitted by CoolioHwip1 on Aug 30, 10 at 2:43am
  • Oh god ow! Is this how guys feel when you here stories about how they've maimed/brutalized their junk?

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 7:36am
  • I wanna know who in my area code this is!

    Submitted by MakeHerGape on Jul 16, 12 at 3:30pm
  • 10:22 u know he's lying....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:40am
  • DAMN!!

    Submitted by JavierGST on Jan 23, 12 at 7:52am
  • Idk what to say to this..

    Submitted by luke_304 on Apr 22, 12 at 11:24am
  • I am a medic, and I have actually transported a lady to the Er for that!! She cut hers off with scissors tho while "trimming the bush"

    Submitted by medic443 on Jul 9, 11 at 2:53pm
  • i gotta say about 99% of these people are retarted on here, SHE WAS NOT SHAVING HER CLIT. its basically a way of saying...she accidently hit the good part of the vagina while shaving the....hairy part, it sucks..i read it and laughed but at the same time...it sounds so painful :(

    Submitted by kadinz on Feb 12, 10 at 4:53pm
  • Fake fake FAAAAAKE

    Submitted by messyjae on Dec 9, 13 at 12:15am
  • Bye bye orgasms

    Submitted by showstopper on Jan 28, 11 at 12:02pm
  • Someone has an outset vagina :S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:40am
  • U CUT OFF THE WHOLE THING?!?! how??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:24pm
  • I cannot believe the number of comments for this one text. I flip to the bottom and they just keep loading, endlessly.

    Submitted by SheffboyRD on May 16, 12 at 12:30pm
  • How'd it feel

    Submitted by pooppooop on Mar 12, 11 at 11:59pm
  • Why the fuck were you shaving your clit? Hair doesn't grow on it. Fuckin' newb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Oh god

    Submitted by Waffles8675309 on Aug 25, 13 at 10:51am
  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhh so bad

    Submitted by bdisher on Sep 12, 12 at 2:21pm
  • It's called "don't shave ur clitoris"

    Submitted by monkeylove28 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:29pm
  • There is NO way she actually cut it off, and if she did she would be in the hospital not texting (that area gets a LOT of blood flow plus that many nerve ending means it would be insanely painful)

    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Jun 23, 12 at 10:20pm
  • Lmao

    Submitted by evelynober on May 7, 12 at 1:09pm
  • Lame

    Submitted by Anarqi on Jun 22, 10 at 12:57am
  • Did clitorius died?

    Submitted by tokindaily420 on Aug 28, 11 at 1:31pm
  • Haha that's what you get dumb lesbian maybe if you didn't fail at life you could shave without cutting yourself. Nobody wanted ur clit anyway.

    Submitted by stw1396 on May 13, 11 at 6:59pm
  • Last week I let my girl shave my dick and she nicked my sack and made it bleed so last night she let me shave her and I got payback and did the same thing you did, but I did it on purpose :-) has I am also ironically in the 609 too! Taught my bitch a lesson though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:15pm