You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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The marching band was just an absolute delight!
Did the marching band refuse to yield?
Were they playing "tear it up"?
So you know my cousin?
"He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping."
All I can say is wow!
@pamcakefied ... Fuckin freak of nature