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  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 20, 10 at 1:35pm

    women and their fucking needs...

    • Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 1:50pm


  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 20, 10 at 1:55pm

    mechanical bonestorm...i think you bit off more than you can chew

  • Submitted by malbrown24 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:35pm

    Sounds like you've been dumped for a Hitachi Magic wand to me!

  • Submitted by yourmomateme on Aug 20, 10 at 3:50pm

    poor itty bitty guy.

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 20, 10 at 1:38pm

    How do you think I feel when I have to date someone who's wrong all the time?!

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 2:20pm

    The frosted flakes commercial just asked, "Are you up?".

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:23pm

    This is for u Lacey

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 20, 10 at 1:39pm

    Hahahha seriously just laughed. Well played OP

  • Submitted by sailor_man on Aug 20, 10 at 2:58pm

    "I'm NEVER satisfied, its a curse..."

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    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:04am

    Must have been an itty bitty teeny weeny shriveled little short dicked man.

  • Submitted by rundropslide on Aug 20, 10 at 1:25pm


  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:59am

    I'd like to take a stab at it!

  • Submitted by AUTigers10 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:26pm

    God what a whore.

  • Submitted by srhprincess480 on Aug 20, 10 at 7:40pm

    mmm shes gotta be loose or over worked her vag cuz 602 boys know how to work it

  • Submitted by xxneonaids on Aug 20, 10 at 1:25pm


  • Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 22, 10 at 5:53am

    A man can only thrust not that many times a minute lol...

  • Submitted by macdlt69 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:17pm

    Omg that's funny shit right there...

  • Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:53pm

    Sounds like op cant satisfy his woman. Haha. When that machine is done with her it would be throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

    • Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 20, 10 at 2:40pm

      Thumbs down for stealing a reference from TV.

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 20, 10 at 1:30pm

    Make it a thermos bottle. Dildos are for amateurs.

  • Submitted by emmykb on Aug 21, 10 at 12:15pm


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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 13 at 6:14pm

    Didn't they have something like that on an episode of Real Sex?