I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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women and their fucking needs...
mechanical bonestorm...i think you bit off more than you can chew
Sounds like you've been dumped for a Hitachi Magic wand to me!
poor itty bitty guy.
How do you think I feel when I have to date someone who's wrong all the time?!
The frosted flakes commercial just asked, "Are you up?".
Hahahha seriously just laughed. Well played OP
"I'm NEVER satisfied, its a curse..."
This is for u Lacey
I'd like to take a stab at it!
Omg that's funny shit right there...
mmm shes gotta be loose or over worked her vag cuz 602 boys know how to work it
God what a whore.
Must have been an itty bitty teeny weeny shriveled little short dicked man.
A man can only thrust not that many times a minute lol...
Sounds like op cant satisfy his woman. Haha. When that machine is done with her it would be throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Thumbs down for stealing a reference from TV.
Make it a thermos bottle. Dildos are for amateurs.
Didn't they have something like that on an episode of Real Sex?