I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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women and their fucking needs...
mechanical bonestorm...i think you bit off more than you can chew
Sounds like you've been dumped for a Hitachi Magic wand to me!
poor itty bitty guy.
How do you think I feel when I have to date someone who's wrong all the time?!
Hahahha seriously just laughed. Well played OP
"I'm NEVER satisfied, its a curse..."
The frosted flakes commercial just asked, "Are you up?".
This is for u Lacey
I'd like to take a stab at it!
mmm shes gotta be loose or over worked her vag cuz 602 boys know how to work it
Omg that's funny shit right there...
Must have been an itty bitty teeny weeny shriveled little short dicked man.
God what a whore.
Sounds like op cant satisfy his woman. Haha. When that machine is done with her it would be throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Thumbs down for stealing a reference from TV.
A man can only thrust not that many times a minute lol...
Make it a thermos bottle. Dildos are for amateurs.
Didn't they have something like that on an episode of Real Sex?