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  • 92 55
    Submitted by KonaBoy on Oct 26, 10 at 12:16pm

    w00t w00t Chinese majors!\n\nThis was almost as good as the time last year at presentations when a Jersey girl from another Chinese section came TRASHED OUT OF HER MIND, still dressed in club clothes from the previous night (event was at 3:30PM), tripped, fell down, cried, and threw up on herself; in that order. Her only words during the entire ordeal were "MY SHOES ARE HEN GUI! HEN GUI!" (Chinglish for "My shoes are very expensive, very expensive!") It was pretty hilari

    • 56 60
      Submitted by KonaBoy on Oct 26, 10 at 12:21pm

      *It was pretty hilarious, not gonna lie.

  • 90 63
    Submitted by Lancaster on Oct 25, 10 at 11:44am

    Wow. A racial slur from someone who hates on people in need.... Um... I'm shocked? How cliche'

    • 61 73
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Oct 25, 10 at 1:01pm

      actually, it was the only screen name to choose from...i don't mind people shooting all of the governments money into their veins...not my problem...

  • 86 67
    Submitted by pey0te on Oct 25, 10 at 1:44pm

    I wonder if welfare people can spell the word "suck"?

  • 86 69
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Oct 25, 10 at 11:39am

    did you mean Lesbian Chink?

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Lancaster on Oct 25, 10 at 1:25pm

    Hmm.. "only screen name left"\nUnder Other common lies, see also:\n\nI'm "Christian" I just hate welfare \n\nI'm not racist. I actually know a person who knows a person who knows a minority