You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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Yeah who really cares if it's fake, I just don't want to be able to TELL that it's fake. If someone tries too hard to be funny, it's not funny anymore. Like this one
That shit is hilarious. To those who didn't laugh at this, fuck yourselves.
i think its funny that they actually choose which to post... and shit like this is what is selected...
That's Fucked up!!!!!! And fake
Oh I get it, it's funny because he was heavily intoxicated and acted stupid as fuck.
real, so shut you whore mouthes
i read this aloud to my roommate and it made her spew coke all over the kitchen and then howl-laugh. thanks!
Omg that's the best one I have read all day!!!
This site is lame now
Fuck dumb fake texts
Waste of $1
*blink blink* *blink blink* whoa...
Seems like with these "you did some dumb shit while drunk and can't remember so I need to tell you" texts, most are fake and not funny
Is that for real...? If so...yikes. A little too much ?
See, it's called "texts from last night" not "shit I just thought of and want to post because I think it's funny and will make me feel like I have a rich and exciting life even though I don't." Go peddle that shit on FML.
I did that once too.
Umm no this is definatley fake
Soviet Russia runs its hand through YOU.
Omg who the fuck cares if it's fake or not. Honestly all the "fake" is getting annoying as hell. if it's such a big deal then get a fucking life idiots
Wow everybody shut the fuck up who gives a shit if it's fake it made me laugh so as far as I'm concerned it's doing it's job!!!
Fuckin hilarious! Regardless of truth. Kudos for whoever came up with the idea. LOL
That's horrendous and I'm really hoping it's fake
Who do you people think you are? How the fuck would any of you know if this is real or not?
Hey 6:49... FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Yeah, keep the tfln name, but just change it to thghts frm lst nght, I think that'd be more accurate.