she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Just split the cost and the next time you decide to have sex, graduate from middle school first.
I hope you're ready to pay thousands of dollars a year until the child's 18 then
Fuck pride. Man up cause a kid is no joke
Plan B: it's cheaper than child support. Also, obviously, you lack the maturity to be a father.
ummm.....this is a major fail. just suck it up dude, and try going to planned parenthood. its usually cheaper there.
you've got your pride, and now she's got a baby daddy...way to go!
Stop with the fucking plan b texts. It should be called plan b from last night now
If only they had Plan B when your parents decided to knock boots. You serve no purpose in society but as fodder for the argument against evolution.
Both of you are fucking morons. Stop relying on Plan B. Good luck being a parent
plan b should be exactly what its name describes, your back up plan. you should e using protection and she should be on the pill, so this text should only pertain to you having to buy it one time. so get the fuck over it and buy the drug or else stop having sex, your choice
Maybe I should invest in THAT company...
Damn it! That's brilliant! With the number of texts about plan b the price can only go up! *runs to invest as well*
Try paying for a condom next time.
will you still have your pride when you have to go to court for not paying child support?
I hope your pride can pay the bills. You both sound like grade "A" parent material.
Stupid douche... Pay for the plan b or an abortion, which is more expensive. Or you couldve just been smart and used a condom! You both are assholes!
Plan wire hanger
youre both gonna pay
Ya it's a dangerous " game " for u so called " adults " but hey u are talking about a child here a real child!!!!!!! WTF I hate ppl like u !!!! If u don't want kids get ur nuts clipped n for girls get ur dam tubes tied !!!! That way kids aren't brought into our already messed up world by sorry ass ppl !!!! N u know ur not gonna pay child support so go buy the damn thing retard
I only gave this a thumbs down because you can't write English. I do agree with your sentiment.
55 is the average; more or less depending on where you go
Plan B isn't that damn expensive... 20 bucks!!!\n\nYou may have your pride but you may have retarded baby on the way
hahahahahaha @ maskedman
You're an idiot. The end.
Have fun being a daddy!
With parents like these its no wonder our generations is so messed up
Where the hell do u ppl live that plan b is free at planned parenthood?!?!
wow you are both idiots. Hey maybe if you had used protection in the first place you wouldn't be involved in this dumbass game of chicken.
Leave her, either she wants a baby, or she is as immature as you.
just split it. it's both of your responsibility.
Any body seen idiocracy? Cuz this definitely proves that the movie was predicting the future.
The movie bombed because too many people self identified with it.
3:41 -- how many girls have you seen that are the sole reason a couple decides to have sex? there are some, but from the characterization of this text I doubt that's the case here. the girl should never be expected to pay for everything regarding sex, just because it's her body. you sound dumb.
Why's everyone so self-righteous on this site? Learn to laugh and be glad it's not you.
Your pride is gonna cost you $20k a year, bro.
you people have no sense of humor. fucking laugh and quit trying to lecture people on how to live their lives goddamn. and plan B is $60 fuck that tell her to take birth control
tell her to take birth control? there are two sides of sex, shithead. you sound like a sexist piece of shit.
Planned parent gives it free
This is the stupidist text I've seen.
And soon, you'll have a baby.\n\nMan up, idiot.
Dumbest thing I have read on here yet.
Are you honestly visiting this site so you can tell people what they're doing wrong in their lives? I don't know about you, but I come here to point and laugh. Y'all need to get a sense of humor. Just sayin'.
Somtimes no pride is better than a raging fat bitch making "exuses"
you have to pay to play! if your that cheap
the longer you wait the less effective it is
that is fuckin hilarious
Wow. Not enough of man to be responsible. What a pussy. Do yourself and the world a favor and grow some balls. And no, you don't have "pride," it's called stupidity and ignorance.
That pride is going to get you a child and 18 years of child support not to mention having her around for the rest of your life!!!
Sarahjay. Shut the fuck up. That made no sense. I love how people take shit so seriously when this entire website/app is devoted to entertainment.
I'm sure other people have said it, but Nuvaring is $30-$35 for the month, and you don't have to think about it, or Plan B, $40-$50 a pop, and where continuous use has been shown to be hazardous to your health? Worst come to worst, just use a condom. Save your self some money, and this kind of situation.
This is so hilarious.
She will buy it. You don't HAVE to deal with a baby but since it would be in her uterus she can't run away from that. She will cave and buy it
well jackass would you rather pay for the plan b now or the child support till the kid is 18 ?
7:26 is a woman. You can tell by how pissy she got.
Does anyone understand that this was a joke?some people are so retarded, I actually laughed out loud when I read this. Everyone who is judging this person for having a sence of humor should go fuck themselves. You are all worthless people.
Yr fucking retarded. PLAN B IS NOT FREE AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD.
uhm yeah it is. i've never had to pay for it before. walk in, show them id saying you're over 18 and they hand it right on over.
It depends on the Planned parenthood.
this is to all you idiots out there. PLAN B IS FREE IF YOU GO TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD. \n\nAND IT IS NOT A FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL.. the more you use it, the lower the chances are of it working. buy condoms and/or go on birth control.
What the hell
2:45 it's definitely more than that..
You suck. Just pay it. And why the hell don't you people use condoms? You really shouldn't be breeding
can i tell you that i love you? fuck responsibility. unless you're a pull out failure, then fucking pay.
It's good the have pride- especially when you're a parent. Good luck!
Dude never cave
this is to all you idiots out there. PLAN B IS FREE AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. and is not a form of birth control. the more you use it, the lower the chances are of it working. get CONDOMS and/or GO ON BIRTH CONTROL.
That's what I call "penny wise
How much that shit cost theres always posts like this
It's like $40... way less than an abortion, way more than a condom
Guys should NOT be expected to pay for plan b, or abortions, maybe go halves, but it's the girl's body and she should be responsible for it, if she can decide without the father if they keep the baby or abort it, then she can pay for the baby.
So guys should not be responsible for ANY of their sexual actions/decisions? How about I don't fucking think so. If 2 people make a conscious decision to have unprotected sex BOTH should be responsible for the outcome or the disastrous fallout that could potentially happen. The end.
fact: kids have two parents. whether or not they're responsible parents is a different animal altogether.
Shoot that bitch
Fuck that dude! Hold out for as long as possible, the bitch will give in once she realizes she has to carry that parasite for 9 months...