When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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That is HILARIOUS!
Throw the trash out before going to work dumb ass.
Best TFLN in ages.
It's funny until you realize she's dead.
In the meantime, teach her a few tricks and have her make sandwiches.
yea. take out your trash
This is fucking classic!!!
Gotta love Indianapolis!!
"Sorry for the mess. I always was a rotten host."
Hahahahahahaha! Best text I've ever read!
I was always taught u leave trash by the curb; u don't take it home with you
Should have just double-flushed bro...